Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Another God

Why doesn't the world just re-align itself with all of my beliefs as I believe them?

Because the original God might get angry!

Why does "Another God" see with only 'one eye'?

 

[Another God]

(The eye is supposed to be rolling, but I have had troubles with the avatar doobie.)

Why does "Another God" see with only 'one eye'?

Oh, another god doesn't see with one eye. Another God just hides behind the pretence of an eye, avoiding the real world by filtering all of reality through a bias inducing organ.

Does anyone here have any idea where that eye comes from?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Another God

Does anyone here have any idea where that eye comes from?

YUP!, right here;
h**p://www.physicsforums.com/avatar.php?userid=80&dateline=1048428256

Why is it that we say that the sun only shines "in the daylight hours", when we know that it shines all of the time?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
YUP!, right here;
h**p://www.physicsforums.com/avatar.php?userid=80&dateline=1048428256

Why is it that we say that the sun only shines "in the daylight hours", when we know that it shines all of the time?

It shines all the time??!

What fuels the sun?

 

[Twisted Angel]

lol! what a random thread... :)

heya all, just thought id post a random post...and say hi

hope ur all ok *hugs*

Luv TA x x

 

[Ben-CS]

The sun is fueled by star dust.

Will Twisted Angel get crooked wings if a broken bell rings?

 

[Twisted Angel]

say, "huh?"

 

[climbhi]

Did twisted angel not read the intro and title to this topic, or is he just trying to piss us off by never posting a question?

 

[Another God]

Twisted Angel posted a question alright. It went 'Huh?' which is probably about as stupid a question as you can get, so no problem there. Unfortunately he/she didn't answer any question before posting.

Do you think TA will read the opening thread now and figure out what they are supposed to do?

 

[Twisted Angel]

i think TA shall

if the Earth goes around the sun, what does the sun go around?

 

[J-Man]

Twisted Angel asked:
if the Earth goes around the sun, what does the sun go around?

The sun doesn't go around anything. It moves in a pentagram pattern, that's why there are so many demons lurking in the solar system.

How many demons are lurking in the solar system?

 

[Ben-CS]

3554742 + 6/7

Where did my pants go last night?

 

[climbhi]

Is that really appropriate for this forum...?

Were you drunk or what, really how could you not know where your pants are?

 

[The Grimmus]

do i look fat in this?
http://www.davidmargolis.com/fat.jpg

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by climbhi

Were you drunk or what, really how could you not know where your pants are?

He wants to know where his pants went, because he never left them, and he really wants to know where he actually went, just to shy to ask it that way. (would have to admit to having been that drunk??)

If the Sun goes around the outer edge of the galaxy, then what does Twisted Angel go around?



(Grimmus, YES!)

 

[Ben-CS]

TA goes around a corner.

Actually, I never drink alcohol. I have never taken any drugs illegally, either. I am always 100% sober.

What do you call an undergraduate that is always 100% sober.

 

[carla]

A liar!

Why is there no such term as 'overgraduate'?

 

[Twisted Angel]

cos it probably doesn't have a proper definition - and not enuff ppl use the term...(hence it not being in the dictionary)

Originally posted by Ben-CS
TA goes around a corner.

TA goes around a corner to where...?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Twisted Angel
cos it probably doesn't have a proper definition - and not enuff ppl use the term...(hence it not being in the dictionary)




TA goes around a corner to where...?

To the other side of the corner, duh .

What does "DUH" stand for?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

What does "DUH" stand for?

Don't Understand, Huh??

What is it that you don't understand?

 

[J-Man]

Mr. Robin Parsons asked:
What is it that you don't understand?

Me? oh, you know... life... the universe... everything.

How could I understand?

 

[Another God]

Read Douglas Adams books. They imbue ultimate understanding.

Why does God do bad things to good people? (like killing douglas adams...)

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by 'Another God'

Why does God do bad things to good people? (like killing douglas adams...)

Because you seem to think that all of the Bad people, are already "full up"!

How do we prove that "Another God" is really the center of the Universe??

 

[FZ+]

Alter the universe.
And how do you propose we do that?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by FZ+
Alter the universe.
And how do you propose we do that?

We use Bush's fabled "nucular" weapons.

Why did Bush win the election?

 

[Ben-CS]

The elevtion results were in a quantum superposition. Someone looked at them, causing the superposition to collapse into an observable outcome. In most other alternate universes, Gore won.



Is there anything more popular than mastication latex?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
The elevtion results were in a quantum superposition. Someone looked at them, causing the superposition to collapse into an observable outcome. In most other alternate universes, Gore won.



Is there anything more popular than mastication latex?

Sure. e.g., pickin' noses, makin' bubbles in the bathtub...

At what stage in evolution did humans start shaving?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mentat
At what stage in evolution did humans start shaving?

It happened right after we had both fire and alcohol. It went like this, all the guys were drinking alcohol around the fire and eventually they would try to stand up to releive their bladders, but would fall into the fire burning away all of their beard. After awhile it became a "fashion statement" because they figured it sounded better than "drunk idiot".

What?

 

[Another God]

Anything you want Buddy...

How can everyone else think of such good questions still?
(by good I mean stupid)

 

[drag]

Through headstrong determination to keep
this thread going...

How many more pages of this BS are we
gon'na have until the end of next month
(5/10/1000/an unreasonable amount)?