Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[vacuum]

Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
For the one decipherable SETI@home message for them was some politician (don't know who) shouting "we come in peace, otherwise, DIE DIE DIE" at some poor microphone.

Why do Sci-Fi aliens use glittering means of transport instead of a decent Mercedes Benz A-Class?

What a stoopid question; On their planet(s) there where no living things willing to sediment in order achieve higher purpouse - to fuel the good ol' Merz.

Why can't I think of any stupid question?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by vacuum

Why can't I think of any stupid question?

Because that is not what we are looking for, we want stuuuuuuupid Quetions, from intelligent people, because this is the most intelligent form of stupidity that we can all possibly EI vent in.

Or, you forgot that the answer would be 42, cause it is!

Is this really the most intelligent form of stupidity that we can all indulge in?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Because that is not what we are looking for, we want stuuuuuuupid Quetions, from intelligent people, because this is the most intelligent form of stupidity that we can all possibly EI vent in.

Or, you forgot that the answer would be 42, cause it is!

Is this really the most intelligent form of stupidity that we can all indulge in?

halabulasoobidowa?

How do you rate the stupidity of any given comment?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Origianlly asked by Mentat

How do you rate the stupidity of any given comment?

We use the scalar version of the stupidity ratings scale that is an indicator of the reversed & inverted function of the intellectual duality that monitors the irrelevance of the manner of postulation the is encompassed in the prepetrators pre-pondered pre-ponderance for the imperically derived limitations upon the subsequential quotiant that is a gradient of the factors at play in the determining to the scales limited ends point that are only, most certainly only found by this method, as all other methods have clearly been proven conclusively to have failed at measureing anything other then obfuscated irrational fears that have been photographically feared from the presentation of the immediate responce.

Get it?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
We use the scalar version of the stupidity ratings scale that is an indicator of the reversed & inverted function of the intellectual duality that monitors the irrelevance of the manner of postulation the is encompassed in the prepetrators pre-pondered pre-ponderance for the imperically derived limitations upon the subsequential quotiant that is a gradient of the factors at play in the determining to the scales limited ends point that are only, most certainly only found by this method, as all other methods have clearly been proven conclusively to have failed at measureing anything other then obfuscated irrational fears that have been photographically feared from the presentation of the immediate responce.

Get it?

By jove, I think he's got it!

Why does Porky Pig stutter?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Origianlly asked by Mentat

Why does Porky Pig stutter?

K'K'K'K'K'K'K'K'K'K'K'K'Uz, he l'l'earned it f'f'f'from his mud'd'd'd'd'd'der!'!'!'!'!'''''''


If x plus Y are = to Z, then why isn't the answer 42?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

x plus y equals z, /ix ples why eekwalz zee/
that makes a nice 43. /thaat maiksss a naice forti three/

If 43 succeeds 42, shouldn't it be considered closer to an answer to the life, universe and everything?

 

[FZ+]

Nope, since the centre of the number sequence is 42. Hence it is scientifically shown that since 43 is further from 42 than 42, it is in fact less of the truth.

Why must we not mention the war to the Germans?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by FZ+
Nope, since the centre of the number sequence is 42. Hence it is scientifically shown that since 43 is further from 42 than 42, it is in fact less of the truth.

Why must we not mention the war to the Germans?

42 (please don't let this become the answer to all of the quetions, just because it's supposed to be the answer to everything).

How many of me are there in the universe?

 

[Another God]

Originally posted by Mentat
How many of me are there in the universe?

6. There were 42, but 9 of you were killed in the great elephant collapse of 67.

What is the meaning of purple?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by (insert booming and thunderous voice *HERE*) Another God

What is the meaning of purple?

It means a grape many things, unlike orange which has no meaning at all, so in knowing what purple means, we look at the royalty of the nature of the purple.

Ooooooops, my mom just called, back later to finish the explanation...but, naturally, we leave you with a quention...

How many Times does it take??

C Y'a

 

[Ben-CS]

At least one: it = i * t

Et tu?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Etiam, Caesar!

Why was the sayer such a brute?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Manuel Silvio

Why was the sayer such a brute?

Because he represented the 'Brut(in)us' factor, "Long live the King" (So long as his actions remain Sane!)

Tomorrow is the "Ides of April, does that mean a-n-y-thing?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Because he represented the 'Brut(in)us' factor, "Long live the King" (So long as his actions remain Sane!)

Tomorrow is the "Ides of April, does that mean a-n-y-thing?

Means you better watch you're back when you come around these forums.

Where exactly does the word Ides come from?

 

[FZ+]

Stupid misspelling of Ideas, obviously.

Is there a moore's law for pornography?

 

[BoulderHead]

Originally posted by FZ+
Stupid misspelling of Ideas, obviously.

Is there a moore's law for pornography?

I'm thinking Moore's Law can't keep up with all that.



Does porn cause men to view women as objects or does it only help cement pre-existing beliefs?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally Asked by BoulderHead

Does porn cause men to view women as objects or does it only help cement pre-existing beliefs?

It helps them cement the object they truly view (the page) to-get-her.


Is there such a thing as a Bolder Boulder??

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Is there such a thing as a Bolder Boulder??

Boulder.
I think not, but then again I think oranges look green.

What is the probability that I will post after Mr. Robin Parsons for like the 20th time in a row in this thread?

 

[Ben-CS]

{ψ: ψ ∈ [0, 1]}

Shouldn't that have been obvious?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

No, not as obvious as {r/r | r a non-zero real number}.

If we show arbitrary natural numbers with n, arbitrary real numbers with r, then why don't we show arbitrary whole numbers with z?

 

[Another God]

Fascist!

But seriously, what does that have to do with the cost of pilchards in phuket?

 

[BoulderHead]

Originally posted by Another God
Fascist!

But seriously, what does that have to do with the cost of pilchards in phuket?

Both can be hard to swallow whole.



Is 'a near miss' the same thing as 'a near hit'?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Boulderhead

Is 'a near miss' the same thing as 'a near hit'?

Nearly!

If time passes, then where does it go?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Time usually vapors at 25' C but the surface evaporation is always present except at 0' K. Evaporated time will in time turn into clouds and then a time shower somewhere.

Do you think you have a chance to get by on this?

 

[BoulderHead]

Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
Do you think you have a chance to get by on this?

Given enough time, yes.


What is the difference between saying 'please' and saying 'pretty please'?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Both are used at restaurants. You say "please" when you're hungering for a meal. You say "pretty please" when you're hungering for a pretty face around you. Despite this difference, "please" and "pretty please" both can be categorized as hungering for what it pleases.

Pleasure, does it really please you?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Manuel Silvio

Pleasure, does it really please you?

Pleasingly Pleasure Presently Pleasures, Partially Paid Per Post/Per-diem, (pleasingly passed) Part Pertaining Pleasures Per Persons Per Passing Par, (Partially) Plus, Pleasantly Pointed Postures Praise Pleasure Pleasantly/Presently, Pushing Pleasure Personally, Presently, Past Prime!

Pleased?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Oooooooooooh, deep down to the viscera!

How does pleasure find its way into our bodies?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Pleasingly Pleasure Presently Pleasures, Partially Paid Per Post/Per-diem, (pleasingly passed) Part Pertaining Pleasures Per Persons Per Passing Par, (Partially) Plus, Pleasantly Pointed Postures Praise Pleasure Pleasantly/Presently, Pushing Pleasure Personally, Presently, Past Prime!

Pleased?

Presently.

Do I exist?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

Do I exist?

Depends upon what your definition of exISt "is"!


If you spend your time, "Running around" what have you circled?

 

[FZ+]

The word "insane" in your next national consensus survey form.

Now where did THAT come from?

 

[zk4586]

Let's say a priest, a rabbi, and Richard Nixon walk into a bar...wait, I forgot where I was going with this. Anyway, if you carpet the entire state of Florida, how long would it take the Harlem Globetrotters to vacuum it?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by FZ+

Now where did THAT come from?

Uhmm, the dictionary, an english one, I think!

Why didn't zk4586 answer the quention before asking his quention??

(Eh, eh, let's see you answer that one, eh!?? a reeeeeal toughee!)

 

[zk4586]

Why didn't zk4586 answer the quention before asking his quention??

we posted that at about the same time, so I didn't see it until I already posted. I think that counts as a stupid question for you . Does this mean I have to ask another stupid question? How about this: How many stupid questions would a stupid question guy ask if a stupid question guy could ask questions?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Not as many stupid questions as a non-stupid (that's sort of beast) one could ask.

What will happen when you run out of stupid questions?

 

[Ben-CS]

When you run out of stupid quetions and stupid ansers, you will be thoroughly stuped.

What kind of bread does traffic jam go good with?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
When you run out of stupid quetions and stupid ansers, you will be thoroughly stuped.

What kind of bread does traffic jam go good with?

Probably stale bread.

Do you think that if when cars were first starting to come out the public officials of the time had chosen not to make nice smooth roads for them to drive on but rather chose to invest in research to make very rugged all terain vehicles so that the could go anywhere they wanted and not have to worry about roads, would we still have traffic jams.

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Climbhi

Do you think that if when cars were first starting to come out the public officials of the time had chosen not to make nice smooth roads for them to drive on but rather chose to invest in research to make very rugged all terain vehicles so that the could go anywhere they wanted and not have to worry about roads, would we still have traffic jams.

YES!


(Invest in 'suspension'{SHOCK!) shops)

Is'nt it the manner of knowing that it is a quention, by the indication of a quention mark.

Somewhere.

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
YES!


(Invest in 'suspension'{SHOCK!) shops)

Is'nt it the manner of knowing that it is a quention, by the indication of a quention mark.

Somewhere.

Well yes.

Does Parson's look like an idiot criticizing my bad grammer for not using a question mark when he in fact blatantly misused his apostrophe when he spelled "is'nt?" (note the question mark properly placed inside the quotation marks. suck on that for good grammer!)

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally Posted by Climbhi
Does Parson's look like an idiot criticizing my bad grammer for not using a question mark when he in fact blatantly misused his apostrophe when he spelled "is'nt?" (note the question mark properly placed inside the quotation marks. suck on that for good grammer!)

YES!

I had a dream?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
YES!

I had a dream?

Really?!

What was it about?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally poste by climbhi

What was it about?

Dreaming!

Is this an interview?

 

[climbhi]

No your just dreaming that it is.

Who conducted the first interview ever?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by climbhi

Who conducted the first interview ever?

The first "interviewer", who else!

Was that my first interview?


(I've used that line before, more then once, I might add, and add, and add...)

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
The first "interviewer", who else!

Was that my first interview?


(I've used that line before, more then once, I might add, and add, and add...)

No, 'cause climbhi aint the first interviewer. He can't give no "first interviews".

What's the point of using double negatives, like "aint no"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

What's the point of using double negatives, like "aint no"?

It allows a negative, to be negated, which entails the permitting of the cancelation of the redundancy that is the manner of attempting to negatively state a postitive, in a negative manner, that is negated, as to be postive in it's result!

Does a "double postive" (Is is) result in a negation?




EDIT'TING; Schpeeeelint washct ewreong, sore ta, oooooops, AKA TY'PO

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
It allows a negative, to be negated, which entails the permitting of the cancelation of the redundancy that is the manner of attempting to negatively state a postitive, in a negative manner, that is negated, as to be postive in it's result!

Does a "double postive" (Is is) result in a negation?

No, it results in a stutter.

Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just give up on the Road Runner, after facing death so many times?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just give up on the Road Runner, after facing death so many times?

Because he hasn't died yet!
Because road runners are the tastiest of all coyote meals!
Because He is a genius, and geniuses never quit!
Because he he destined to do it!
Because he is Staaaaaaaarrrrrrr'ving for roadrunner MEAT!
Because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because!

That's why!

Why, when the "Earth moves", doesn't it?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Because he hasn't died yet!
Because road runners are the tastiest of all coyote meals!
Because He is a genius, and geniuses never quit!
Because he he destined to do it!
Because he is Staaaaaaaarrrrrrr'ving for roadrunner MEAT!
Because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because!

That's why!

Why, when the "Earth moves", doesn't it?

That there feller, Einsteen, with his Relertivity theory, is sayin' that nothin' moves anyway, ain't he?

Why hasn't science explained everything yet?