Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat

Why hasn't science explained everything yet?

But they have, they just don't know that yet!, cause no ones explained/told them that! (yet)

When DNA splits, does it become D'n A? (or AND?)

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
But they have, they just don't know that yet!, cause no ones explained/told them that! (yet)

When DNA splits, does it become D'n A? (or AND?)

Yep, it definitely becomes two strands of AND.

Why aren't people posting many stupid quetions anymore?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

Why aren't people posting many stupid quetions anymore?

Oh! That's because this is the NON humor time of year, season of seriousness for everyone, (Except Extreme Intellectuals of course!) having to do with the Sun having crossed the equator, and the rising tides, on the week during easter, have this peculiar quantum affectation upon the Lobulus Humorosia in the cranial anatomy with the resultant depletion in Humorosiac nerotransmitters to the point that all 'regular' intellect people (Sorry bout that, you know who you are!) suffering something, akin to a 'spring fever', that precludes the emission of anything even remotely funny, for about a couple of days, or until the moons rotates one third of it's monthly circle while the dust is settling.

Is it because 7-8-9, that 6 was actually afraid of 7?
(a septophobic?, no, numerophobic?, no, a triskadecaphobic minus a sextaphobic, no, wait, I didn't go yet, I have to ask a quention? what quention? where is that quention? here?, no there?, no wait? I'll get it?, ugh!?)

 

[Ben-CS]

Basically, Yes.

Squid pro quon?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
Basically, Yes.

Squid pro quon?

Saywho de wuttin?

Why do mathematicians use greek letters?

 

[Ben-CS]

They ran out of Roman letters. They ran out of Greek letters, too. They have incorporated Old English/Germanic, Russian, and Middle Eastern letters. They just made up a lot of their symbols.

How long before scientists will start using Oriental symbols?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
They ran out of Roman letters. They ran out of Greek letters, too. They have incorporated Old English/Germanic, Russian, and Middle Eastern letters. They just made up a lot of their symbols.

How long before scientists will start using Oriental symbols?

42 years, 42 weeks, 42 minutes, and 42 seconds from now.

Why can't one change the past? (Stupid quetion taken from Alexander Hartegen, of Time Machine - good movie, btw).

 

[FZ+]

Because history + science = unstable explosive mixture.

What is the chemical reason for that?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

Why can't one change the past?

Because it is 42 years, 42 weeks, 42 minutes, and 42 seconds to late!

If when you were about to flatulate, you change course, direction, and speed, and eruct, (No-sp?) does that mean that what you have now done is to flatu-early?? HUH??

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by FZ+
Because history + science = unstable explosive mixture.

What is the chemical reason for that?

Flatu-earliness. (See Mr. Robin Parson's [stupid] answer).

If flatulate can be taken apart thus, then what does it mean to "flatu"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat

If flatulate can be taken apart thus, then what does it mean to "flatu"?

GAS!

(I'm amazed, someone got there answer in while I was typing mine, YOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

If you could catch "Time in a bottle", what time would it be??

 

[climbhi]

It would be a really good time to get drunk.

If you were drunk from drinking time and driving at the same time and were pulled over would you still get a ticket?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by climbhi
It would be a really good time to get drunk.

If you were drunk from drinking time and driving at the same time and were pulled over would you still get a ticket?

Depends on what time you were drinking.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to bad driving?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mentat
Depends on what time you were drinking.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to bad driving?

For the same reason bad driving is so commonly related to alcohol.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to beer?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by climbhi

Why is alcohol so commonly related to beer?

Because beer is commonly related to belching!

Why is belching so commonly related to drinking?

 

[climbhi]

most people don't just swallow air on their own they need carbonated drink to help them get air down the wrong pipe.

what exactly makes for a good golf waggle?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Climbhi

what exactly makes for a good golf waggle?

A really good crosswind, blowing up the dress!

If you really have an "Axe to Grind", must you first "Un-bury the hatchet"?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
A really good crosswind, blowing up the dress!

If you really have an "Axe to Grind", must you first "Un-bury the hatchet"?

If you don't like the hatchet where it is, I guess so.

I know about blueberries, and strawberries, but what is an "un-bury"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

I know about blueberries, and strawberries, but what is an "un-bury"?

the reversed opposite of the inversion of the overturned transpositon of the opposed imposition of flipping over the other side of the relationship of side's opposite to each else...or it means "to dig it up". (one or the other)

I too, know about blueberries, and strawberries, but since neither is made with either 'blue', or 'straw', why in the world are the called that??

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
the reversed opposite of the inversion of the overturned transpositon of the opposed imposition of flipping over the other side of the relationship of side's opposite to each else...or it means "to dig it up". (one or the other)

I too, know about blueberries, and strawberries, but since neither is made with either 'blue', or 'straw', why in the world are the called that??

'Cause it sounds cooler than "tinyberry" and "berry of exposed seeds".

Why do we still call the Native Americans "Indians"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by mentat

Why do we still call the Native Americans "Indians"?

Cause they all come from "Indiana"!

If the expression "All Hail the King" is used, while you are there, would you really begin to throw hail at him?

 

[Ben-CS]

No, but I would sell it to those willing parties.

Is there any limit to venture capitalism?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Ben-CS

Is there any limit to venture capitalism?

SON, Here at the BLUE Sky mine, we think that "The SKie's the Limit"
we know that there are "no end to markets", "no vison of destitution on any horizon", "all opportunites to fulfill our destinies, as the masters of the never/ending cyclic nature of finance, will be sought after by "The Achiever's" son, are you an Achiever Sun?

 

[Cristi]

How come I'm your father, but you're not my son?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
SON, Here at the BLUE Sky mine, we think that "The SKie's the Limit"
we know that there are "no end to markets", "no vison of destitution on any horizon", "all opportunites to fulfill our destinies, as the masters of the never/ending cyclic nature of finance, will be sought after by "The Achiever's" son, are you an Achiever Sun?

Were you going to post a quetion?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mentat
Were you going to post a quetion?

He did, I believe it was "are you an achiever sun?"

Well, so are you?

 

[Another God]

Well, I think that question wins. All this time we have been waiting for the Jehova question, the stupid question to answer all stupid questions... and there it is. Wow huh?

Do you think he missed a page or 2 or 60 from the rest of this thread?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Another God

Do you think he missed a page or 2 or 60 from the rest of this thread?

Nope, it's because he's not a lawyer, cause we all know it's only the lawyers who read all of the rules!

How long will it take for this thread to reach a Gigglebyte?

 

[Ben-CS]

A jeer and a laugh.

If a bear falls on a ranger in the middle of an urban jungle, will they make a scene?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
A jeer and a laugh.

If a bear falls on a ranger in the middle of an urban jungle, will they make a scene?

Nah. Other people might make a scene, but the bear would have to be dead, and so would the ranger.

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear it...what's the speed of light?

 

[J-Man]

Mentat asked:
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear it...what's the speed of light?

About half the speed of heavy.

How can I get free beer?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
About half the speed of heavy.

How can I get free beer?

How should I know? I can't even get it if I pay!

Why is there a law about how old you have to be to drink alcohol?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

Why is there a law about how old you have to be to drink alcohol?

Because you need be old enough to know how to write/type, when you can't see straight.

Has anyone seen my Flashlight?

 

[bogdan]

I'm a girl...
(the answer to "How come I'm your father, but your not my son ?", posted by Cristi)

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by bogdan
I'm a girl...
(the answer to "How come I'm your father, but your not my son ?", posted by Cristi)

COOL, but I suspect you have the wrong thread /perhaps/ you should read some of the first 'several' postings. in this thread, to know what is going on, so you too can participate, and have fun. (Looking for the Gigglebyte Beast)

How is it that I have two Dad's?

 

[bogdan]

Your mom is a hippo...stupid enough ?

 

[Another God]

Stupid enough. Not question enough. The second bit was though.

Got it?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by A-No-There God

Got it?

Yes, 42 of them actually!

How big is 42 "Its"?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Yes, 42 of them actually!

How big is 42 "Its"?

Infinite, duh.

What is the driving force behind laziness?

 

[bogdan]

A drunken one...or 42...
Why insert an ordered list into your message ?

This is cool...heaheahea...
Yeah...cool...huhuhu...(slap)
Ough...where did my neuron go ?...hehehehe...
Am I stupid or not ? This is the question...or not ?[?]

 

[Ben-CS]

Alignment. There. Yes. No.

What makes the ski blur?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally Asked by Ben-CS

What makes the 'ski' blur?

BEER!

What makes the Sky blurry?

 

[Ben-CS]

MORE beer...and a couple of antacids.

Qui a coupé le fromage?

 

[climbhi]

probably not

did I make myself sound stupid by answering a question which was posed in a language I can't read?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by climbhi

did I make myself sound stupid by answering a question which was posed in a language I can't read?

Probably not, because cest moi...coupé le fromage!

Tell me, do I smell now? (or later?)




EDIT é hee hee

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Probably not, because cest moi...coupé le fromage!

Tell me, do I smell now? (or later?)




EDIT é hee hee

Probably all your life.

Where is God?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat
Probably all your life.

Where is God?

Hiding (?) 'in-side' of you, too!

Is Bill Gates really the guy who hands you the 'Bill' while working your 'Gates'? (Switch) is Bill Gates the one who passed the 'Bill' that costs you, at the 'Gate'? (Switch) is Bill Gates really the one who 'gated' the passage of the 'Bill'? (Switch) ...Off!?

 

[Zargawee]

DO ?

What would you do if what has to be done is something nobody did ever done becuase it's hard to be done but possible to be done but never been done ? do you do it or do you try not to do it , or you just don't do it ?
so , what to do ?

 

[bogdan]

just do it...and shut up...

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by bogdan
just do it...and shut up...

Well, I think that the answer is "Yes", but I had been leaning towards "No actually, but, maybe, if I think about it, longer, I can come up with something else, you know, like a 'third alternative', or something like that, so hang on to it, (real tight!) and I'll get back to you, on that, "quetion", real soon, ok?

If you tell someone that you are going to "Fix there clock", do you?