Who, woke me up?
Zoobyshoe said:
I think I'll write an essay about my new insight and post it on the web. Think anyone'll buy it?
Yes, but only for Negative dollars, Lots and Lots of Negative Dollars.
Just Think/Dream about it you'll be rich! You Will Be a Minus Millionare! Just Think/Dream about it! (Envision it)
After the turtle has done his thing, we'll tell you about some of his adventures, the Story of the Legendary Blue Ball, and how he came about knowing this tale.
(Hears descreet sounds of turtle doing his thing)
OK so, It was long ago, prior to our having met, and our ensuing partnership, pals, Friends of the very first Order, Defend each other to the Death of either of us, ourselves, that he had been adventuring around some Island, had strode out onto a Beech, only to come 'face to dragonball' with the opportunity of Getting one, so He Bit the Dragons Head off first, then as the thing attached to the dragon whelped in agony he bit down as hard as he could to liberate the Ball from it's nesting sac, It was afterwards, after his very first, completely by cirumstantial event that he Had found and chanced eating something that he had not even heard of as edible, that he was advised that if he followed the proper current he could find an answer, so he pursued those waters, smelling for the aroma he had been told existed, found it and found the Smoking one, indulged in it, by said smoker he had the Most exqusite taste sensation he had ever known, apparently the One who Smoked had arranged for, not one, but two balls, and had stuffed them into the Dragons body serving them in a fashion unknown to the turtle Prior to this, Hot and the dragons body had somehow transformed form a rubbery thing into a Delightfull fanciful treat that nibbled at his taste buds to his ecstatic Crunchy delight, and the manner of Rollingthose balls around in his mouth, sucking the juices out of them, one by one, nibbling occasionally as to release even more Juice, you could tell from his telling of it that he had enjoyed himself in a manner in-describably by words, he had called it dining Goumand, after as he had he listened to the others telling of the fable, and he too knew it was true, as he too could feel the Lusting in himself for the taste of what the Fable had described, how a young turtle, lost had stummbled up onto a Beech, snuggling slightly under a thing of a Flat Funny Nature, there he found, completely to his suprise, Balls, and two of them, the Dragon seemed somehow incapacitated, like he couldn't bend, but the balls where there for the taking, his daddy had told him of the Balls availablity, "Take it right away, if you ever see em" he had told him, as he had had friends who had known of the taste treats that they really-really were, so the Young one siezed upon his opportunity and Siezed Mightly
His Two Balls, afterwards he realizing that they had seemed off in color and that that had changed the taste, it was Incredulous, the flavor so satified him that he was almost caught by the thing attached to the Dragon as it seemed to be convulsing in writhing agony though he didn't wait around to find out why, he simply walked off with his Prize Taste treat in his mouth, only years later did he have another chance at another Ball, he had gotten that one too so that was how the story is told that he found out just what the Non Blue ones tasted like, such that
only then did he realize just how fortunate he had been in being seemingly the Only one who knew, to have ever had a Blue'ee, or so the Legend tells, as it seems no one else has ever succeeded in getting another one of those Blue'ee as the turtles call them, but I digress
Where did the Turtle, Go?
