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Math Is Hard said:
Your Quetion makes no sense.
(Someone answer it for me).What is a toothbrushes really purpose in life?
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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
Your Quetion makes no sense.
(Someone answer it for me).What is a toothbrushes really purpose in life?
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This is a truly ignorant quetion. There are no people that don't need people. (I thought Bryan Adams resolved this matter once and for all with Somebody, but apparently not.) "Everybody needs somebody."
However, there are people that don't need other people. Note the difference here. The 'other people' refers to people outside of 'the people' in question. For example, the population of planet Earth hasn't had the need for other people - well, except for a number of "abductees", UFO sighters, Raelians and some Beverly Hills cult members.
So, what's up with the Raelians lately ? (alternatively : Where's the clone army ?)
PS : Oops, too late. I defer to The Bob.
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I don't like being ignored but heck...that is life.Gokul43201 said:
In New Jersey. Which?Gokul43201 said:
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Which New Jersey? How many New Jerseys do you think there are?
What do you call the Old Jersey?
What do you call the Old Jersey?
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It is meant to be a stupid question.
Old Jersey = Piccadilly
Why Piccadilly?
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WE called OUR Old Jersey Mary!
How could I have forgotten my stupid quetion?
How could I have forgotten my stupid quetion?
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Your question was does all dogs barf?
My question is why is no cheese tetraeder shaped?
My question is why is no cheese tetraeder shaped?
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Sariaht said:
Because like most other fruits, cheese is usually round.
What shape are vegetables?
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jimmy p said:
Normally Tetrahedrons.
Why is milk not called 'The white stuff from Cows'?
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Cause everything that comes from the cow is white, it's hair, it's diafragma, it's milk, it's nails, it's scit (nitrate) and eh... you know. SPORES!
Besides what would we call our galaxy, Whityway?
Besides what would we call our galaxy, Whityway?
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Sariaht said:
I was actually thinking of calling it George.
How come so many chocolate bars are named after Roman gods?
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Because Zeus is making them all do it.jimmy p said:
How can we build a rocket to get to Alpha Centarui?
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The Bob said:
Cereal boxes and sticky-back plastic.
What fuel should we use?
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Rice crispies and milk.jimmy_p said:
(Woohooo, we're at page 100. Nice century, wot?)
And what message should we send the Alpha Centaurans ?
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Gokul43201 said:
Do you speak english?
Why Alpha Centaria?
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The Bob said:Do you speak english?
Why Alpha Centaria?
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It is better than asking the people on the Sun.
Why do people live on the sun?
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jimmy p said:
Get a suntan, of course.
What is the square root of a potatoe?
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The Bob said:
The one just below the surface.
What is carrot cubed?
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jimmy p said:
Huh? Hold on... Carrot Cubed = 9 times as many Carrots or a Cubed Carrot. I think.
Can someone check my vegatable maths please?
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The Bob said:
I think you will find it is swede.
What happens when you cross multiply a carrot, a potato and a swede?
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jimmy p said:
Carrot x Potato x Swede = Carrot/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) x Potato/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) x Swede/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) = Fruit.
Strange, no?
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The Bob said:
Not as strange as the giraffopotamus that just crawled out from between my sofa cushions.
How come Americans say math, when it is short for "mathematics"?
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because we only know how to do one kind of mathematic, not like you smart limeys who do lots of mathematics.
why do people often wish to be a fly on the wall? i mean, it's fun at first, but doesn't that get old after a while?
why do people often wish to be a fly on the wall? i mean, it's fun at first, but doesn't that get old after a while?
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Not so long as there are new walls to explore...
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how much is the bush worth?
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BoulderHead said:
About half a kerry, but that's just my opinion.
Do you believe all the BS in that crazy "Evolution Theory" ?
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To a point.
On that point, what is the sharpest point that point can have?
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The Bob said:
This seems like a pointless quetion. I refuse to answer. I'll only answer stupid quetions.
'Cause that's what stupid people do...If you see stupid and pointless walking down the street, how do you tell which is which ?
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Stupid will be walking down, the wrong way, a one way street.Gokul43201 said:
Pointless will not be walking as he will be sat at home seeing no point in walking.
Where are the monkey's keys?
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The Bob said:
The same place as the babboon's boons and the chimpanzee's pansies.
The Bob...you just made #1500 ! w00 h00
It's been a long and windy road, wot ?
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Oh Man How did I not realize this?Gokul43201 said:The Bob...you just made #1500 ! w00 h00
I believe your punctuation is incorrect. It should be: It's been a long and windy road, 'Wot'. The long and windy road is called The Wot.Gokul43201 said:
How long do you think it will take for this thread to reach 2000 replies?
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