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  • #1,471
Math Is Hard said:
I grew up in Cognito, Texas. It's up in the panhandle by Lubbock.

Why are people who need people the luckiest people in the world? Wouldn't people who don't need people be better off, since they are self-sufficient?

Your Quetion makes no sense. :-p (Someone answer it for me).

What is a toothbrushes really purpose in life?
 
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  • #1,472
Math Is Hard said:
Why are people who need people the luckiest people in the world? Wouldn't people who don't need people be better off, since they are self-sufficient?

This is a truly ignorant quetion. There are no people that don't need people. (I thought Bryan Adams resolved this matter once and for all with Somebody, but apparently not.) "Everybody needs somebody."

However, there are people that don't need other people. Note the difference here. The 'other people' refers to people outside of 'the people' in question. For example, the population of planet Earth hasn't had the need for other people - well, except for a number of "abductees", UFO sighters, Raelians and some Beverly Hills cult members.

So, what's up with the Raelians lately ? (alternatively : Where's the clone army ?)

PS : Oops, too late. I defer to The Bob.
 
  • #1,473
Gokul43201 said:
PS : Oops, too late. I defer to The Bob.
I don't like being ignored but heck...that is life. :-p

Gokul43201 said:
Where's the clone army?
In New Jersey. Which?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,474
Which New Jersey? How many New Jerseys do you think there are?

What do you call the Old Jersey?
 
  • #1,475
Math Is Hard said:
Which New Jersey? How many New Jerseys do you think there are?

What do you call the Old Jersey?

It is meant to be a stupid question.

Old Jersey = Piccadilly

Why Piccadilly?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,476
WE called OUR Old Jersey Mary!:biggrin:
How could I have forgotten my stupid quetion? :cry:
 
  • #1,477
Your question was does all dogs barf?

My question is why is no cheese tetraeder shaped?
 
  • #1,478
Sariaht said:
My question is why is no cheese tetraeder shaped?


Because like most other fruits, cheese is usually round.

What shape are vegetables?
 
  • #1,479
jimmy p said:
What shape are vegetables?

Normally Tetrahedrons.

Why is milk not called 'The white stuff from Cows'?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,480
Cause everything that comes from the cow is white, it's hair, it's diafragma, it's milk, it's nails, it's scit (nitrate) and eh... you know. SPORES!

Besides what would we call our galaxy, Whityway?
 
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  • #1,481
Sariaht said:
Besides what would we call our galaxy, Whityway?


I was actually thinking of calling it George.

How come so many chocolate bars are named after Roman gods?
 
  • #1,482
jimmy p said:
How come so many chocolate bars are named after Roman gods?
Because Zeus is making them all do it.

How can we build a rocket to get to Alpha Centarui?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,483
The Bob said:
How can we build a rocket to get to Alpha Centarui?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Cereal boxes and sticky-back plastic.

What fuel should we use?
 
  • #1,484
jimmy_p said:
What fuel should we use?
Rice crispies and milk.

(Woohooo, we're at page 100. Nice century, wot?)

And what message should we send the Alpha Centaurans ?
 
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  • #1,485
Gokul43201 said:
Rice crispies and milk.

(Woohooo, we're at page 100. Nice century, wot?)

And what message should we send the Alpha Centaurans ?

Do you speak english? :smile:

Why Alpha Centaria?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,486
The Bob said:
Do you speak english? :smile:

Why Alpha Centaria?

The Bob (2004 ©)


It is better than asking the people on the Sun.

Why do people live on the sun?
 
  • #1,487
jimmy p said:
It is better than asking the people on the Sun.

Why do people live on the sun?

Get a suntan, of course.

What is the square root of a potatoe?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,488
The Bob said:
What is the square root of a potatoe?

The Bob (2004 ©)


The one just below the surface.

What is carrot cubed?
 
  • #1,489
jimmy p said:
The one just below the surface.

What is carrot cubed?

Huh? Hold on... Carrot Cubed = 9 times as many Carrots or a Cubed Carrot. I think.

Can someone check my vegatable maths please?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,490
The Bob said:
Huh? Hold on... Carrot Cubed = 9 times as many Carrots or a Cubed Carrot. I think.

Can someone check my vegatable maths please?

The Bob (2004 ©)


I think you will find it is swede.

What happens when you cross multiply a carrot, a potato and a swede?
 
  • #1,491
jimmy p said:
I think you will find it is swede.

What happens when you cross multiply a carrot, a potato and a swede?

Carrot x Potato x Swede = Carrot/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) x Potato/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) x Swede/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) = Fruit.

Strange, no?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,492
The Bob said:
Carrot x Potato x Swede = Carrot/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) x Potato/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) x Swede/(Carrot x Potato x Swede) = Fruit.

Strange, no?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Not as strange as the giraffopotamus that just crawled out from between my sofa cushions.

How come Americans say math, when it is short for "mathematics"?
 
  • #1,493
because we only know how to do one kind of mathematic, not like you smart limeys who do lots of mathematics.

why do people often wish to be a fly on the wall? i mean, it's fun at first, but doesn't that get old after a while?
 
  • #1,494
why do people often wish to be a fly on the wall? i mean, it's fun at first, but doesn't that get old after a while?
Not so long as there are new walls to explore... :cool:

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how much is the bush worth?
 
  • #1,495
BoulderHead said:
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how much is the bush worth?

About half a kerry, but that's just my opinion.

Do you believe all the BS in that crazy "Evolution Theory" ?
 
  • #1,496
Gokul43201 said:
About half a kerry, but that's just my opinion.

Do you believe all the BS in that crazy "Evolution Theory" ?

To a point.

On that point, what is the sharpest point that point can have?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,497
The Bob said:
On that point, what is the sharpest point that point can have?

This seems like a pointless quetion. I refuse to answer. I'll only answer stupid quetions. :wink: 'Cause that's what stupid people do...

If you see stupid and pointless walking down the street, how do you tell which is which ?
 
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  • #1,498
Gokul43201 said:
If you see stupid and pointless walking down the street, how do you tell which is which ?
Stupid will be walking down, the wrong way, a one way street.
Pointless will not be walking as he will be sat at home seeing no point in walking.

Where are the monkey's keys?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,499
The Bob said:
Where are the monkey's keys?

The same place as the babboon's boons and the chimpanzee's pansies.

The Bob...you just made #1500 ! w00 h00 :biggrin:

It's been a long and windy road, wot ?
 
  • #1,500
Gokul43201 said:
The Bob...you just made #1500 ! w00 h00 :biggrin:
Oh Man How did I not realize this?

Gokul43201 said:
It's been a long and windy road, wot ?
I believe your punctuation is incorrect. It should be: It's been a long and windy road, 'Wot'. The long and windy road is called The Wot.

How long do you think it will take for this thread to reach 2000 replies?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 

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