Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[plover]

Why did we ever dig that hole under the Channel ?

Well first they tried to dig the hole through the channel but it kept filling up with water. There was also a plan to dig the hole over the channel, but fortunately the administrators were sacked before anyone tried to implement this.

But what happened to the plan to use a line of large catapults to fling people and goods back and forth across the channel?

[Hmm... maybe I need to get on the same page as everyone else...]

 

[The Bob]

the french ?

Erm... yer.

But what happened to the plan to use a line of large catapults to fling people and goods back and forth across the channel?

The plans were stopped because the catapults were not big enough.

How can we build bigger catapults?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Werdatothewise]

Before or after you eat it is the question!

Who likes Chinese Food?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Before or after you eat it is the question!​

Werdas' (2004 © Werdane Mind Phycho-Productions)

 

[humanino]

How can we build bigger catapults?

Use a giant spider net !
Where can we find a super hero ?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Use a giant spider net !
Where can we find a super hero ?

At a super deli,

What does superman keep under his cape?

 

[Gokul43201]

What does superman keep under his cape?

His strap on Super Swiss Army knife, featuring :
1. jet-pack
2. dual ruby laser
3. molybdenum based X-ray tube
4. change of underwear...and many other superhero essentials.


Were the creators of Superman passing on some coded message to the reader when they named the town that he grew up in (...heck, what did they call it...aaaah...wait...Small-something...mmmm...got it) Small-willy ?

 

[physicskid]

hmmm... what a profound question indeed...
Answer: this question has no answer for they are as profound as you in thinking thank you very much.

My question: What is a... wait a sec... what is the hell a 'stupid question'?

 

[jimmy p]

My question: What is a... wait a sec... what is the hell a 'stupid question'?

The incorrect spelling of a "stupid quetion".

How can you tell when a quetion is stupid?

 

[The Bob]

How can you tell when a quetion is stupid?

When it is spelt wrong for one.

Who invented the stupid quetion?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Sariaht]

ape say god dog, god shave ape clean, give book good read.

Why fly die?

 

[Gokul43201]

ape say god dog, god shave ape clean, give book good read.

Why fly die?

Fly fly here, and fly fly there
Where fly fly, the fly don't care.
Sometime fly will close both eye
And fly into wall; then fly just die.

(Bible story good to hear, Bible make man to God fear)

Aren't pulleys sexy ?

 

[BoulderHead]

Aren't pulleys sexy ?

Yes they are, especially when their axis positioned between two pillow block bearings such to provide load support for a rotating shaft.

What are the best dimensions for cowburger patties ?

 

[Sariaht]

x. With t it gets creapier, after a while it implodes releasing spores, and each of these spores have the potential of becoming a new cow.

Why is such a big invention called a micro?

 

[BoulderHead]

Why is such a big invention called a micro?

They were hoping such a tiny name would go unobserved by the general populace.


Is there a substantial difference between a cowburger patty and cow patty?

 

[Gokul43201]

Is there a substantial difference between a cowburger patty and cow patty?

You mean, besides the legs that straddle the bun ? No, not much.

Have you ever seen a cow get bored of chewing the cud and just spitting the damn thing out and getting a life ?

 

[BoulderHead]

Yes, you could see in its eyes the occurance of an original thought. Shortly thereafter it did break through the fence in search of greener pastures.

Why do they call it Animal Husbandry?

 

[Gokul43201]

'Cause the term was invented by a bunch of male chauvinist pigs.

You've heard the thing about the pig's orgasm, right ?

 

[BoulderHead]

Unsure.

Does it curl round and round too?

 

[Gokul43201]

No, that's the billy-goat.

Why don't billy goats shave their goaties ? Is it a macho thing ?

 

[BoulderHead]

It's a goat thing to look and smell fierce.




What's the longest anyone has gone without cleaning lint from their navel?

 

[KaneOris]

There is way to many posts in this thread!

 

[Math Is Hard]

What's the longest anyone has gone without cleaning lint from their navel?

822 days. The record is held by Mrs. Ida P. Strenck of Hogjowller, Wyoming.

What is the opposite of lint?

 

[Sariaht]

snore.

What did NN think when he diped his wodden speaker membrane in rise wine?

 

[Tsu]

OK folks! Sorry to butt in here, but this is a FUN FYI! According to this page http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/september.htm
September 28th is National Ask a Stupid Que(s)tion Day.
You have only THREE DAYS to prepare your STUPIDEST quetion!

 

[Gokul43201]

What did NN think when he diped his wodden speaker membrane in rise wine?

NN thought that (the wine) might provide some (vibration) "damping".

I know a guy that built his speakers using sand and lead filled double layer ply-wood walls.

Who picks the stupidest quetion ?

 

[Tsu]

Who picks the stupidest quetion ?

Well, we'll either vote on it at the end of the thread (like THAT will ever happen ), OR we can just turn the job over to Evo since she's the mentor.

 

[The Bob]

Well, we'll either vote on it at the end of the thread (like THAT will ever happen ), OR we can just turn the job over to Evo since she's the mentor.

Where is your question?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Gokul43201]

Where is your question?

It's incognito.

And where in the blazes is Cognito ?

 

[KaneOris]

I wish i was incognito...

 

[Math Is Hard]

I grew up in Cognito, Texas. It's up in the panhandle by Lubbock.

Why are people who need people the luckiest people in the world? Wouldn't people who don't need people be better off, since they are self-sufficient?