Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Lapin Dormant]

Pureé

Three witches watch three watches. Which witch watches which watch?

Which # 3 has the time to tell you which witch is watching which watch, but a time must pass before any of the three witches can wind their respective watches, so watch for which winds theirs first, they will be the last watch winding witch.


So after the turtle came back, he went to the Site of the Depressed Lineage, stalking one of the lines there to find the water, but to his surprise he found those funny looking things, that seem, now-a-days, to be everywhere, digging into the bottom, lots of noises too he had said, and NO water, so he ventured off again, bringing me first my refill of Café then turning towards the outer perimeter of the Site of the Depressed Lineage, voyaging out of that spot towards the rivers edge as to engage in his favorite activity, but he knew I wasn't along for the ride this time so he also knew that he wouldn't be able to indulge himself without me, I saw him go off, but now we go back to the Story.

This Polish Aviator, Drunker then anything I, anyone, have ever seen, Staggered failing into the Café, the other day, orders something, no one really knows just quite what he said, sounded like it was in Sheakespears English though, so we waited upon the Rotter, He Stank, He REEKED, just like a decomposing rotten Purple Jellyfish, so we decided to have sport with him and began telling him The Tall Tails of Turtledom, him sliding down from his seat onto the ground below, spilling several bottle of Mouthwash and acetone onto the Tortoise shell flooring, Livid with distress, I arose to Poke my head out of the Sewer, only to find that it had all been somewheres else, so he left.

If you mix enough items together, does it blender?

 

[Rabid]

If by blender you mean assimilate all matter and energy in the universe and cease its existence, then yes.

I have the rotting corpse of a 900 lb gorilla in my basement. What's the best way to dispose of it?

 

[EnumaElish]

I have the rotting corpse of a 900 lb gorilla in my basement. What's the best way to dispose of it?

The way your rotting uncle would have wanted it. Look for a written will and/or contact his lawyer.

Why are and :zzz: called smilies?

P.S. They are not smiling, are they?

 

[Townsend]

Why are and :zzz: called smilies?

Because smilies is the plural of smiley and you have more than one smiley so you call them smilies.

What is the point to life?

 

[zoobyshoe]

What is the point to life?

The point to life is an acute angle of 35 minutes, 14 seconds, located in a cave in antarctica. It was scratched on the cave wall there about 4,000,000 years ago by visitors from one of the moons of a gas giant in another solar system who arrived here by accidently tripping a time-space fold while trying to star 69 an unlisted number. I can't tell you what it means, just that it's very pointy.

Once when I was onstage conducting an exceptionally boring program of mediocre symphonic works by such second class composers as Fidel Von Stippel, Reginald Thistlestop, and Gershon Globmeyer, I came to a passage whose dynamic was given as: impecunious. I was suddenly unsure what this word meant, and apparently, sinultaneously suffered a migrainous attack of micropsia, because the whole score suddenly shrank to the size of a postage stamp, becoming illegible. The orchestra, itself, receeded in my visual field, and was seen as if from an airplane, as a bunch of ants in tuxedos with miniature instruments. A disembodied voice spoke into my left ear, telling me to stick with it, he's would get the plane safely down.

When the plane finally landed I saw I was in a remote amazonian village, having just touched down on a dirt runway in a rickety two-seater. It seemed to me I must be up to no good, probably on a drug smugling mission, but I could just as well have been some sort of anthropologist for all I knew. Somehow, though, I became preoccupied with whether or not I had spelled "smugling" correctly, and was distracted from the dictionary in which I was attempting to look it up by a woman announcing that the library would be closing in ten minutes.

Irritated, I slammed the dictionary shut loudly, inadvertantly startling all the members of the orchestra, quite a few of whom lost their place in the score.

Strangly enough, President Lincoln ask to see me personaly after the performance, and, shaking my hand warmly, assured me it was the best performance of Whistlstop's 3rd oboe concerto he'd ever heard. Not having the courage to tell him it was Whistlestop's 1st oboe concerto he'd just heard, I let go my bladder instead. Diplomatic as ever, he pretended not to notice and returned to his wife.

What's your favorite personal memory of President Lincoln?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

**YAWN** gets up off of the turtles Back, grabs the Java, Sucks one down and gets another tipped by turtle, STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTretchs Ahem** (Ach-TooooEE) Pardoné Moi...[/color]

What's your favorite personal memory of President Lincoln?

It would have to be that time he was shooting at me, I was running for the life of me, that was when I met Turtle, all because Lincoln wasn't a Good shot that day, saved my life that man did.

Turtle has left, gone off to the Caspian Sea apparently because there was a Huge free Lunch call, something about some Jellyfish, but that isn't why that trombonist had that tuba shoved into the Diametric Position, it was because of the droppings that were stirred into the café that the whole event took place, in the last place finishing first, so who won?

 

[zoobyshoe]

so who won?

Pyrrhus


In May of this year Freedom For The World 3 slammed into a reef at full speed somewhere to the west of the Florida Keys. All hands went into the water. Day 1.

Day 2. About two miles North an exceptionally large herd of weird, purple jellyfish, 1100 in all, was lazily enjoying the relatively warm, clear water, floating aimlessly without hurry, wherever the current might take them, oblivious to the unfamiliar roundish shapes that keep breaking the surface in the far distance. Shapes that are getting somewhat closer.

Day 3. A sleepy weird, purple jellyfish toward the edge of the group is suddenly startled when he is nudged by some large, unfamiliar thing. Looking over, he is horrified to see a human face, not 10 inches away, staring hungrily at him, it's teeth bared. Before he can scream, two horrible hands grab him by the bell and bring him toward the gaping maw of the ravenous human. 15 others disappear that day as well.

Day 4. Dawn breaks and the jellyfish are now very much on edge, staring nervously at the human heads sticking up out of the waves, ever looking in their direction.

What do you suppose happened next?

 

[Rabid]

Pyrrhus


In May of this year Freedom For The World 3 slammed into a reef at full speed somewhere to the west of the Florida Keys. All hands went into the water. Day 1.

Day 2. About two miles North an exceptionally large herd of weird, purple jellyfish, 1100 in all, was lazily enjoying the relatively warm, clear water, floating aimlessly without hurry, wherever the current might take them, oblivious to the unfamiliar roundish shapes that keep breaking the surface in the far distance. Shapes that are getting somewhat closer.

Day 3. A sleepy weird, purple jellyfish toward the edge of the group is suddenly startled when he is nudged by some large, unfamiliar thing. Looking over, he is horrified to see a human face, not 10 inches away, staring hungrily at him, it's teeth bared. Before he can scream, two horrible hands grab him by the bell and bring him toward the gaping maw of the ravenous human. 15 others disappear that day as well.

Day 4. Dawn breaks and the jellyfish are now very much on edge, staring nervously at the human heads sticking up out of the waves, ever looking in their direction.

What do you suppose happened next?

A flock of seagulls swooped down and began pecking the humans eyes out. They feasted for several minutes and didn't leave a single eyeball in its socket. Having finished their early morning breakfeast they flew towards the Bahamas where they would circle cruise ships and defecate on unsuspecting passengers.

Then what happened?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Then what happened?

I am afraid that the subject of cruiseships is taboo in this thread due to the discovery last year by an unwitting poster that talking about them tends to attract them. Scores of people are still at work cleaning up the debris of the one that fell on his Minnesota ranch style home on the shore of Lake Harriet in Minneapolis.

After pulling a large piece of drywall from a partition in his home during a recent remodeling, Mr. Barry L. Dimattio of Hoover's Woods, Indiana, USA discovered the remains of King Ottiput, Egyptian Pharoah, proped up inside the wall. The mummy seemed very well preserved for being 3500 years old, but there's nothing special about that: it's a mummy. What was unusual is that when unwrapping this surprising find Dimattio discovered a crayon drawing tucked in the wrappings that depicted his home in 1876 when it was first built, and when it served as a carriage house as part of a larger estate. The drawing was signed "Billy age 10" and was folded twice. Inside the mummy's ribcage Dimattio found nest of mice. (That is: the nest was in the chest.) Inside the mummy's scull Dimattio found a first folio of Hamlet, and three very sharp #2 pencils. Next to Ottiput, inside the wall, was a common rubber toilet plunger.

Now, if you're any kind of detective at all, you will immediately recognise that all these clues add up to a firm and final solution to the millenia-old mystery about whether or not Ottiput was murdered or died of natural causes. Therefore I ask: could I interest you in one of our gift certificates?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

Now, if you're any kind of detective at all, you will immediately recognise that all these clues add up to a firm and final solution to the millenia-old mystery about whether or not Ottiput was murdered or died of natural causes. Therefore I ask: could I interest you in one of our gift certificates?

LD
Pardoneé Ma Français SVP [/color]

Yes, I would Love :!) one of your gift Certificates so long as it affords me More Rabbit Food, maybe some turtle food too cause turtle will be back, sooner or later, and that packed lunch that he is bringing back with him is Jellyfish so they do seem to spoil kinda quickly.

So, Send it where?

 

[hypatia]

Send it to Moonbear, she likes getting things in the mail!

Speaking of mail, why does it take 7 days for my parents to get my letters?

 

[matthyaouw]

Send it to Moonbear, she likes getting things in the mail!

Speaking of mail, why does it take 7 days for my parents to get my letters?

The FBI must be screening your mail. It's the only possible answer.

What has hypatia done to arouse the FBI's suspicions?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

What has hypatia done to arouse the FBI's suspicions?

Same as the rest of us, Post in these Stupid Quetion Forums.

Why Would ANYONE (FBI-CIA-NSA-MI5-Pentagon-CSIS) care if we Posted Stupid stenganographic[/color] Quetions in these Forums?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Why Would ANYONE (FBI-CIA-NSA-MI5-Pentagon-CSIS) care if we Posted Stupid stenganographic[/color] Quetions in these Forums?

Envy. They're not allowed to engage in stenganography.

Con you describe the stenganosaurus?

 

[hypatia]

Its blue, with many arms. Which of course perfer to remain hidden under its trench coat.

sniff "sniffs"..something here smells bad, what could it be?

 

[zoobyshoe]

sniff "sniffs"..something here smells bad, what could it be?

It could be so, so many things. Maybe a dead wild fried egg from a post 30 pages back. There's a sperm whale carcass in this thread somewhere, too, I think.

If a telephone rings in the woods but there's no one there to hear it, but say if a squirrel opens it up and starts chattering into it, will the caller still be billed for the call?

 

[Math Is Hard]

If a telephone rings in the woods but there's no one there to hear it, but say if a squirrel opens it up and starts chattering into it, will the caller still be billed for the call?

Squirrels never open telephones. But they do open nuts. Walnuts, chestnuts, acorns, pistacios, hazelnuts. No nut is a bad nut where squirrels are concerned. I just made a peanut butter sandwich for my little squirrel friend downstairs. He took it and didn't say thank you. He began nibbling it at it ravenously and did not even offer me a bite. Where are his manners?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Where are his manners?

Like many squirrels do, he donated them to the Save The Zoobies foundation. Now we zoobies are awash in squirrel manners.


May I offer you a nut?

 

[Townsend]

Like many squirrels do, he donated them to the Save The Zoobies foundation. Now we zoobies are awash in squirrel manners.


May I offer you a nut?

Since Zoobyshoe is a common name among male risqu'e film actors I do say you may not offer me a nut.

Where do bad folks go when they die?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Where do bad folks go when they die?

They're all over at your place. Haven't you noticed?

What does "risqu'e" mean?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

What does "risqu'e" mean?

It's French for "What Rice"

Speaking of Active Volcanos, why is it that when I typed into gooooooogles search engine "Top secret-Eyes only-super Military-Known to No One-Unfindable Spy agencies" it gave me the results of "FBI-CIA-NSA-MI5-Pentagon-CSIS" ?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Speaking of Active Volcanos, why is it that when I typed into gooooooogles search engine "Top secret-Eyes only-super Military-Known to No One-Unfindable Spy agencies" it gave me the results of "FBI-CIA-NSA-MI5-Pentagon-CSIS" ?

I can't pretend to understand the byzantine inner workings of Google, but we here at area 51 are frequently at work collecting data on volcanos in the belief that one of them somewhere must be the occult lair of a Dr. Evil style super villain. The particular mountains currently under suspicion can't be revealed here. Those familiar with The Kirkland Code however, will find that information secreted within the instruction manual of the 51-L470 series scientific calculator, and be able to decode it. I wouldn't bother, though, since I found the results to be exceptionally boring.

Speaking of code, I recently found myself in an elevator with two men dressed in trench coats, wearing fedoras, who made inexplicable squirrel chatter noises at each other during the ascent to the 34th floor where one of them disembarked.

Does this mean secret elements within the government have deciphered squirrel language?

 

[hypatia]

churttttt, chqueeeeet `ci,`ci.

Now do we half to wonder what secrets squirrls keep?

 

[matthyaouw]

It depends to what lengths you want to go to for a modest stash of buried chestnuts.

Speaking of squirrels- What is it about the squirrel that makes people go "aww, how cute", where as the similar mammal, the rat, gets nothing but bad press.

 

[Lapin Dormant]

Speaking of squirrels- What is it about the squirrel that makes people go "aww, how cute", where as the similar mammal, the rat, gets nothing but bad press.

It's that fur coat they have on, that and the way they can appear "Cheeky" as that seems to make people laugh, inside.

Isn't a Squirrel really just a midget Fox?

 

[matthyaouw]

It's that fur coat they have on, that and the way they can appear "Cheeky" as that seems to make people laugh, inside.

Isn't a Squirrel really just a midget Fox?

No. Foxes can't climb so well, and squirrels are harder to hunt with hounds. Quite a resemblence though.

Now that hunting foxes with hounds is illegal in the UK, what animals could the hunters use as a legal alternative (as hunters, not prey)?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

Table turned

Now that hunting foxes with hounds is illegal in the UK, what animals could the hunters use as a legal alternative (as hunters, not prey)?

Chickens! as they are real Fast, can take short hops of flight, to look around, would certainly want revenge on all of those foxes for all of those years of harrassment, and they make a Nice Snack should you not be able to catch the fox.



If a Squirrel runs up a Nut tree, there finding zooby snacks galore, only to find that the zooby snacks did not grow in that tree, but came from a land far far away, such that to eat the snack the squirrel would need to travel back in time, to the point where it all began, and begin, again, at the beginning, does that mean that the squirrel hasn't any more money in the bank because the midget foxette ran off with the account management booklets reciept slips?

 

[hypatia]

The midget foxette only borrowed the money. She bought into the Ipod craze and made the squirrl tons of loot The only money she spent on herself was to buy a fancy costum for the ball.

Will the squirrl be back in time for it?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

Will the squirrl be back in time for it?

Seems that he is near, but from what I can see, he, and that group of friends of his, are all dancing around, with these funny looking "little black boxes" attached to their belts, wires from that going into their ears, so I think that they are all being electrifried.

Seems there was this squirrel, residing in His Hole in the tree, licking His Nuts, as to clean them, But, un-known to that squirrel the yellowishly-orangey substance that was coating the outside of his Nuts, was Ergot, SUDDENLY struck into a hallucinogenic Dream, he found himself as a Warrior, in Mesopotamia with King Rahrahmanamwannamanaman*[/color] (in English "King Rahrahmanamwannamanaman") telling him that he Needed to "Eat the Squirrel" in front of him, as to pass the test of Warriorship, or else, all of the Other Warriors, present, where going to EAT His Liver with a side-dish of Heart, and a Nice jug of Gwava Juice, so, realizing that he needed to act fast, he looked down at the tiny squirrel sitting prone in the cage and heard that squirrel say, "I am your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grand-dad, eat me and YOU WILL DIE" thereby asking the most Vital of questions, Does Scotch really go well on Vanila Ice cream?


*[/color] For proper pronunciation simply copy-paste the name into your "reply to thread" form, use the PF spellchecker and listen to the Audio feed, on you iPod!

 

[Math Is Hard]

"I am your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grand-dad, eat me and YOU WILL DIE" thereby asking the most Vital of questions, Does Scotch really go well on Vanila Ice cream?

I wouldn't eat it on a dare, you wacky hare.

Now, speaking of unusual things to eat.. the other day I ran completely out of jam, so I ended up fixing myself a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. Have you ever had that dissapointed feeling when you ate something purple and it didn't taste grape like you were expecting it to?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Have you ever had that dissapointed feeling when you ate something purple and it didn't taste grape like you were expecting it to?

Yes, that happened to me the other day when I ate a purple cigarette lighter.


This Fall weather has made me very sluggish and sleepy. I'm too tired to post a quetion. Would you do it for me?

 

[hypatia]

yes, I will

Its been over 80 here for weeks still, why are you having fall weather?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Its been over 80 here for weeks still, why are you having fall weather?

It's always on sale this time of year.

Recently when I went to empty out my pencil sharpener, I found that there were only a few stupid, little shavings in it. What's a guy got to do to get a snack around here?

 

[hypatia]

Quit trying to sharpen your pens! I find #2 pencels{all except Hello Kitty ones} work the best. I dunno, maybe its just the tanginess of the yellow paint I prefer.
I decided to buy some "Fall", when should I expect it?

 

[zoobyshoe]

I decided to buy some "Fall", when should I expect it?

This will depend on how well you "Erin Brokoviched" the delivery guy: was your blouse unbuttoned enough? Each button more should push delivery forward at least two weeks.

Recently, in the dead of night, a squat red hatchback pulled into the large empty parking lot of a mall and parked in the middle. 15 minutes passed. Then a newer SUV pulled in, and parked right next to the hatchback. The driver of the SUV, a hispanic male about 5'10" with a shaved head, went to the front of his vehicle, bent down, and seemed to be retrieving something from beneath the front bumper. Then he went to the drivers side window of the red hatchback. A five minute conversation took place, and they both drove away.

"What," wondered a donut munching zoobie watching from the 24 hour donut shop at the edge of the mall, "was that all about?"

 

[Math Is Hard]

"What," wondered a donut munching zoobie watching from the 24 hour donut shop at the edge of the mall, "was that all about?"

Sounds like possum smuggling. If you had gotten a better look in the SUV you would have seen a cat with a solid gold front tooth, I bet, I bet. We should ask Evo if Foofer's been missing again.

Why do donut shops need to stay open 24 hours? Are there many 4 AM donut emergencies?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

Why do donut shops need to stay open 24 hours? Are there many 4 AM donut emergencies?

Most of the emergencies occur between the Hours of 3 A.M. and 5.30 A.M. as that is the time when the Squirrels come out to Gonuts.. .. ..Seems that they still can't read.

Why is it that after having $pent all of that Tax Payer$ money on $chooling, $quirrels $till can't read?

 

[hypatia]

Oh they can read, they just don't like to. But one snuck into the library once, they found it in the non-fiction, which startled me, I would of guessed them more of a fiction reader.

hmm donuts, why is there no home doughnut delivery service?..

right now I want one, but I'm waiting for fall to arrive.

 

[zoobyshoe]

hmm donuts, why is there no home doughnut delivery service?..

There is, but they do not deliver to any area where a shipment of Fall is expected. This is for safety reasons. Once a Fall delivery truck collided with a donut delivery truck and the result was that red, orange, and yellow donuts began drifting down from deciduous trees in the slightest breeze.

Although there are 24 hour donut shops, we do not find it necessary to have 24 hour zucchini shops. This, Sociology teaches us, is because the average zucchini fiend is an ennervatd person who will suffer through their nocturnal cravings in a state of quiet desparation, rather than risk revealing their problem to friends and family. Some of them will crawl out of bed and batter and deep fry any vegetable on hand: tomatos, cabbage, carrots, bell peppers, whatever, to stave off their hunger for fried zucchini, rather than go on a pre-dawn looting spree.

That's nice of those zucchini fiends, ennit?

 

[hypatia]

yes, its very nice of them! Zucchini friends are some of the best friends you can have. Ever notice how willing they are to share there zucchini with you? Yet still respect you, when you grow only yellow squash.

I've been having weird dreams, is it something I am eating that causes them?

 

[zoobyshoe]

I've been having weird dreams, is it something I am eating that causes them?

Prolly not. In 2003, the primary cause of weird dreams was determined to be the presence of talking electronic Halloween displays stored in garages and sheds.


Recently, in the course of a weird dream, the meaning of green LED's was revealed to me by sign language being performed by a 4 armed ascendent master once removed of the Free Church For The Advancement Of Advanced Free Churches. He said, among other things, that green LED's are meaningful, in the sense of having signifigance and signification, as well as denotation. Suspecting, though, he was just aimlessly improvising out of a thesaurus, I tied two of his hands behind his back and challenged him to explain it all with the two remaining hands. As I suspected, he needed all four hands to be quicker than my eye, and his explanation turned out to be a recipe for green eggs and ham. He knew nothing about green LED's.

Was he really some kind of large insect?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

Was he really some kind of large insect?

DAD! you met my DAD! fantabulous! but please, if you eat him, you must do that you know what thing with him, first, then eat his head, first immediately thereafter otherwise he instantaneouly morphs into sixty-seven times his present size, and He will eat you.

Why is it that my Dad, the Pa-Pa of Lapin Dormant, is a BUG?

 

[hypatia]

He was part of the firefly/rabbit gene mix, are you a green glowing bunny?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

He was part of the firefly/rabbit gene mix, are you a green glowing bunny?

Nah just the run of the mill Preening Growing Rabbit.

How far can a Rabbit grow if they aren't fed the right diet of?


LD
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..←{Know what those are?}[/color]

 

[zoobyshoe]

How far can a Rabbit grow if they aren't fed the right diet of?

Rabbits mostly seem to desire green, leafy vegetation. You trouble is you don't eat it, you smoke it.


One Halloween when I was crawling on all fours toward the mother of all hangovers, I had this misfortune of encountering Bobbit, The Shark Footed Ghoul, a kind of Halloween monster who created himself out of parts of Grimm's Fairy Tales, and some random passeges from the Bible. Bobbit hobbled along on two feet shaped like sharks, and used to hang out at the perifery of cemetaries waiting for a chance to dig up a corpse to take home and be his best pal. He was planning on telling his life story to one of these good listeners some day.

Given my horizontal attitude, Bobbit thought I was just such a corpse, and proceeded to try and sling me over his shoulder to take me home. Being fresh out of ghoul repellent, I was in a certain amount of trouble.
How did I get out of it?

 

[hypatia]

OMG you up-chucked on the Bobbit! Its a great natural defense, I know I would drop you in a heartbeat.
Fall arrived today, yet caught me oddly unprepared. I am freezing! Can I send it back for a few weeks?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Fall arrived today, yet caught me oddly unprepared. I am freezing! Can I send it back for a few weeks?

I don't see why not. You're only tinkering with a delicate world-wide weather system. What's the big deal?

Once, on Halloween, when I was crawling on all fours toward a Dunkin' Donuts with several Maine lobsters dressed as the B-52's attached to my trouser legs by their claws, I wondered if I should have been a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas, but no one would really have recognised a T.S. Eliot costume, so I was content to be whatever it was this getup amounted to, when all of a sudden Bobbit, The Shark Footed Ghoul stepped from behind a tree and blocked my path, like some ghoulish, shark-footed path-blocker, and asked: "Is them lobstas dead?" "No," I replied, tremulously, "they just haven't made a new album in a while." "OK, then," he replied, and hobbled on his shark feet off into the dark night. And as he receeded from my view I wondered aloud: "What's that on your head?"

 

[hypatia]

Some chick at the party baited the punch bowl with chum, hopeing to get "lucky". Thats why he is sometimes known as Bobbit the Chum Head.

So I'm think'en, instead of sending fall back, I will just steal the Aussies springtime! If we call them the Land down under, why don't they call us the Land up over?

 

[matthyaouw]

They lack the egocentricity of nations in the northern hemisphere and realize that up and down are all relative in this contex. Either that or they like to downplay the 'down under' thing as it makes them feel inferior.

The fair is in town this week, and I'm going tonight. What should I take to throw off the high rides at people? Bare in mind I want to cause the maximum mayhem with the least chance of being thrown out or arrested.

 

[Lapin Dormant]

The fair is in town this week, and I'm going tonight. What should I take to throw off the high rides at people? Bare in mind I want to cause the maximum mayhem with the least chance of being thrown out or arrested.

Buckets and Buckets of POPCorn, POPped or un-POPped, you'll have a POPingly good time throwing it all over the place, and if in need of an excuse you could tell them that you are from "Down Under" and thought that it was a way to take something you wanted to send back home, and get it there, CHEAP, so you knew to throw it from the Highest point!

Since Fall has Sprung, cheaply too, is it seasonally to late to wear on sale whites under your winter clothing?