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Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?
 
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Sariaht said:
Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?

Murder snails are the worst kind of snails. You don't want to get them drunk.
They get belligerent and will try to kill you -- very slowly though. Very few people are actually murdered by murder snails. People are usually fast enough to get away from them before being completely murdered.

How do you tell a genius from an idiot?
 
The same way you tell a moron from a genius. You don't they're all the same.

If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?
 
Ba said:
If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?
Neither.

Pumpkin anyone?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Not till Halloween, the pumpkins are needed to scare away the little kids. You can carve funny faces in them.

Why orange pumpkins, there are other colors too?
 
Yes that's really rasistic,

Were are the black pumpkins?
 
Sariaht said:
Were are the black pumpkins?


You can't see them because it is night time.

What is so good about a bee's knees?
 
jimmy p said:
What is so good about a bee's knees?
It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?
 
Tsunami said:
It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?
He saw you shaking your tail feathers...



What's the worst part about lingering on and on?
 
BoulderHead said:
He saw you shaking your tail feathers...

What's the worst part about lingering on and on?
Having to keep shaking your tail feathers.

Why do they call it 'corn'?
 
Math Is Hard said:
Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?
Hey! you asked TWO questions *the nerve*...



Can 'toe yam' be used for change making?
 
Math Is Hard said:
Is eating white rice immoral?
Unless you're [a] Saint, yes.

What's your favorite prehistoric creature?
 
Good answer with women, MSI !

MSI said:
should i ask a [stuped] question?
It's ok, you just did. :-p

What’s a typical population size tribes reach before internal squabbling produces a factious split?
 
Two, people don't get along.

Who started the first revoloution?
 
Ba said:
Who started the first revoloution?


The guy who pushed the wheel.

Why arent wheels square?
 
because the edges will be brocken if you round it ..

are you evil?
 
MSI said:
are you evil?


Not but I live backwards.

What do cows drink?
 
frozen oxigen, that's why they muu constantly.

Since we are talking about frogs anyway, I have a question for you:

If frogs have green blood (?), and humans have red blood but kings have blue blood, what color has the blood of princes that has turned into frogs?
 
Orange, nothing else has orange blood.

Why do frogs ribbet?
 
Ba said:
Why do frogs ribbet?

Frogs ribbit because they were the last creatures to be invented, and as such, all the decent animal noises were taken up. So they had to choose between "ribbit" and "sound of someone with explosive diarrhoea" it was an obvious choice.

Why shouldn't you put toast in a toaster?
 
The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!

Originaly posted by Ba:
Orange, nothing else has orange blood.

Why do frogs ribbet?
When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?

PS. Can I go now?
 
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Sariaht said:
The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!

Originaly posted by Ba:

When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?

PS. Can I go now?

Yes but come back later.

Never let the thread go.

What is the point of a Banana?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Yes but come back later.

Never let the thread go.

What is the point of a Banana?

The Bob (2004 ©)


The point is to be the only fruit with three 'a's' and two 'n's' :smile:

To be the only yellow fruit?
 
madcat11 said:
To be the only yellow fruit?
Is like the only needle in the haystack.

What is a Bond Bong?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Is like the only needle in the haystack.

What is a Bond Bong?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Something 007 uses before he goes on a misson for that extra boost.

Does James Bond drink milk?
 
jimmy p said:
Does James Bond drink milk?
Yes but only strawberry flavoured.

What is the point of a Licence to Kill?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
What is the point of a Licence to Kill? The Bob (2004 ©)[/QUOTE said:
So the ones who've passed can upgrade from their 'Learners Permit' to Kill!


Why did Sean Connery wear a rug on his head?