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Why to prevent suicide and increase fidelity.

Nobody ones to kill themselves if they're having great orgasms. I sure wouldn't.

Would you?
 
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franznietzsche said:
Why to prevent suicide and increase fidelity.

Nobody ones to kill themselves if they're having great orgasms. I sure wouldn't.

Would you?
Personally I am not bothered.

Why? Should I be bothered?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Heres something I got for homework once.

Write an equation that includes everything in bedmass and solve the problem.

Heres what I did in 2sec others struggled for some reason.(it was along time ago)

( (3*3+7)+3-2/2+3*5*2+10^5)*0=0
 
eax said:
Heres something I got for homework once.

Write an equation that includes everything in bedmass and solve the problem.

Heres what I did in 2sec others struggled for some reason.(it was along time ago)

( (3*3+7)+3-2/2+3*5*2+10^5)*0=0

Edgardo said:
LoL,

I was just trying to compute this one in my head and watched the right hand side and ...huh, why zero, until I also saw the zero on the left side

Sadly you two may have just managed to ruin this thread, stopping me from carrying it to 2000 posts. Do you have idea what you fools have done? You went off topic in an off topic thread!


Not since the days of jellitivity have i seen anything so foolishly foolish.

By zargling's hammer, i shall be avenged!

Little known fact: Zargling's hammer is not in fact a hammer. What is it really?
 
whats 10squared?
100

haha not stupid now haha
 
brewnog said:
It's a search term for which Google has no answers!

What's a Birmingham Screwdriver?


An birmingham screwdriver happens to be a rather twisted version of a long island iced tea. It involves replacing the triple sec with absinthe, lighting the whole mixture on fire, dousing it with splash of coke, and using a shot of aftershock as a chaser.

There is also its derivative, the Mobile Screwdriver is less well known. What is the reciped for this concotion?
 
franznietzsche said:
An birmingham screwdriver happens to be a rather twisted version of a long island iced tea. It involves replacing the triple sec with absinthe, lighting the whole mixture on fire, dousing it with splash of coke, and using a shot of aftershock as a chaser.

There is also its derivative, the Mobile Screwdriver is less well known. What is the reciped for this concotion?
Well as a Birmingham screwdriver gives rise to this:

BS = absinthe + fire+ coke + aftershock

Take absinthe to be [tex]t^3[/tex]
Take fire to be [tex]t^6[/tex]
Take coke to be [tex]t[/tex]
Take aftershock to be [tex]t^2[/tex]

Then [tex]BS = t^6 + t^3 + t^2 + t[/tex]

So [tex]\frac{BS}{dt} = 6t^5 + 3t^2 + 2t + 1[/tex]

So I think the recipe is quite strange but more regular in shape.

Is this close to being right?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Well as a Birmingham screwdriver gives rise to this:

BS = absinthe + fire+ coke + aftershock

Take absinthe to be [tex]t^3[/tex]
Take fire to be [tex]t^6[/tex]
Take coke to be [tex]t[/tex]
Take aftershock to be [tex]t^2[/tex]

Then [tex]BS = t^6 + t^3 + t^2 + t[/tex]

So [tex]\frac{BS}{dt} = 6t^5 + 3t^2 + 2t + 1[/tex]

So I think the recipe is quite strange but more regular in shape.

Is this close to being right?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Well, no, you've got the wrong initial recipe for the birmingham screwdriver. It should be:

BS = long island iced tea - triple sec +absinthe +fire +coke + aftershock

This reduces to

BS = rum + tequila + gin + vodka +absinthe + 2 coke +aftershock

Using the corrected recipe for a Birmingham screwdriver, what do you get for the Mobile Screwdriver?
 
franznietzsche said:
Using the corrected recipe for a Birmingham screwdriver, what do you get for the Mobile Screwdriver?
The mobile screwdriver is a twisted version of the BS. Take the long island iced tea; switch the triple sec with absinthe; while you're being absinthe-minded set your hair on fire; run around like a loco coco; pass out from the aftershock !

So what's a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall ?
 
Gokul43201 said:
So what's a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall ?

A Doc Hollywood reference.

Or was that a Long hard screw up against the wall?
 
Moonbear said:
No, that's a hangover remedy.

Do you realize this thread is making even me blush? :blushing:


It couldn't possibly. You lack the GATTACA sequence in your genome--quite simply, you're physically incapable of blushing. The GATTACA sequence codes for a little known protein, thycyclinamine, which enables the facial muscles to draw extra blood when the organism is perturbed by a stimulus.

Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?
 
franznietzsche said:
Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?
Mother Nature.

How do you make a Stealth Kitty?
 
How do you make a Stealth Kitty?
You wait for the female house cat to come into heat, then attempt to open any door leading to the outside…
*can you say ‘kitty litter’?*


What would be the first thing you would do if you possessed the flexibility of a cat?
 
brewnog said:
I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?

Why, I'll take the honor! Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here? :biggrin:
 
Moonbear said:
Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here? :biggrin:
No, I will fight you to the death for that ! We can not permit the curtailing of stupidity.

Darest thou quetion this right of ours ?
 
I only count replies. The first post is the thread start, so it doesn't count. A thread with zero replies is a dud, although it has "one" post.

So, either can claim it. :-p
 
Well let the thread die then. A group of us saved it and now it has reached this total. Personally I don't see the problem with letting it go on. If people are annoyed by it then ignore it.

Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
 
franznietzsche said:
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
For enough money I can delete some posts and let you be the 2,000th. :biggrin:
 
Gokul43201 said:
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?


Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
 
franznietzsche said:
Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
Don't worry. You will get to see 3000 posts go by.

So let's start here.

Why was this thread invented in the first place?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!