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Does anyone have some poopsicles on hand?

I believe David Bowie'shttp://areaology.com/area.html does not permit the sharing of poopsicles.

Does anyone else find poopy spank to be an aurally pleasing phrase?
 
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0TheSwerve0 said:
I believe David Bowie'shttp://areaology.com/area.html does not permit the sharing of poopsicles.
Wow, people are really weird. Anyway...
Does anyone else find poopy spank to be an aurally pleasing phrase?
Yes, and more visually pleasing than "droopy shank".
:-p

What is the cure for a droopy shank anyway?
 
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honestrosewater said:
What is the cure for a droopy shank anyway?


Viagra.


Why are we talking about such unseemly topics in the first place?
 
Because this thread is still here.

Why do classes always get cancelled?
 
Because they're taken by academics, who don't know how to organise their way out of a paper bag.

How does a brown cow eating green grass make white milk?
 
brewnog said:
How does a brown cow eating green grass make white milk?
Bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.

Doesn't it taste yummy?
 
no it does not taste yummy at all. i hate milk.

why can i not get all my assignments completed by my classmates?
 
vikasj007 said:
no it does not taste yummy at all. i hate milk.

why can i not get all my assignments completed by my classmates?
You need a bigger gun.

What is pink, fruity, and hops on one foot?
 
honestrosewater said:
What is pink, fruity, and hops on one foot?
Tribdog on a fire plate.

What sort of time do you call this, or this...... or this[/size]?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
2:32 PM.

What time is it when the clock strikes 2:32 PM?
 
Bartholomew said:
What time is it when the clock strikes 2:32 PM?
2:32pm and 00 seconds but then you might want to consider the speed of sound and what distance you are awya before you hear it so it should be more.

Can anyone be bothered to formulate an equation for it?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Someone might be able to, but I can't be arsed.

However, clocks tend only to strike on the hour, rather than at 32 minutes past. (Was the answer "time to get a new clock"?)


What is the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand at 2.32?
 
brewnog said:
What is the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand at 2.32?
Well I am going to go with this.

The hour hand is going to be between the 1 and the 2. It is going to be [tex]\frac{32}{60} = \frac{8}{15}[/tex]th of the way from the 1 to the 2. This means that I need the angle that is occupied between the 1 and the 2. This angle is [tex]\frac{360}{12} = \frac{90}{3} = 30°[/tex]

This means the angle from the 1 is [tex]\frac{8}{15} \times 30 = 16°[/tex]

This means that the angle we will be interested in is [tex]30 - 16 = 14°[/tex]

Between the 2 and the 6 there will be [tex]30 \times 4 = 120°[/tex]

There are 5 minutes in between (well 5 sections) and this means that there are [tex]30 \times \frac{2}{5} = 12°[/tex]

This means the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand is [tex]14° + 120° + 12° = 146°[/tex] degrees.

This is to assume that the minute hand is on the 32nd minute e.g. it it 2:32 and 0 seconds.

Can anyone be bothered to work it out if there were an x number of seconds as well? :smile:

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
No.

Do you realize that at 2:32 the hour hand will be between the 2 and the 3?
 
Bartholomew said:
No.

Do you realize that at 2:32 the hour hand will be between the 2 and the 3?


Of course.


Do you realize that the face of an analog clock makes no logical sense? Its like the english measurement system. minutes hand on the 3? 15 minutes after the hour. huh?
 
franznietzsche said:
Do you realize that the face of an analog clock makes no logical sense? Its like the english measurement system. minutes hand on the 3? 15 minutes after the hour. huh?
Well the sooner we all change to metric time the better.

What sort of world so we live in?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Well the sooner we all change to metric time the better.

What sort of world so we live in?

The Bob (2004 ©)

edit: i completeley forgot what thread this was for a minute.

The sort of world so we live in is the sort that they live in just so. Duh. I thought everyone knew that.

Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
 
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franznietzsche said:
Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
Just to be annoying to other drivers. I thought everyone knew that as well. :-p

So what sort of Moonbeer does everyone want?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Just to be annoying to other drivers. I thought everyone knew that as well. :-p

So what sort of Moonbeer does everyone want?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Guinness.


Don't you think that stuff looks cool when you pour it out of the can into a pint glass?
 
Hell yes, it's like the slow realisation of the impending contrast between good and evil.

Why does Guinness make your poo turn black?
 
brewnog said:
Why does Guinness make your poo turn black?
Your poo isn't drunk, you're just black.

Is Irish Coffee a girly drink? What about a dozen of them? What if you do creative things with the whipped cream?
 
honestrosewater said:
Your poo isn't drunk, you're just black.

Is Irish Coffee a girly drink? What about a dozen of them? What if you do creative things with the whipped cream?


Girly drink? What the bloody hell is wrong with you? We're Irish! I'll sick Senn Fein on you for that one lass...

Do you know what the best creative use fo whip cream is?
 
franznietzsche said:
Do you know what the best creative use fo whip cream is?
Yes.

But do you know the second most creative use?
 
Integrated Circuitry.

How many letters are on your shampoo bottle?
 
Mk said:
Integrated Circuitry.

How many letters are on your shampoo bottle?


About as many as i can fit on my body written in whip cream.

Why is whip cream so yummy?
 
Because its warm and wet!

Why your mom licking your whipped cream covered body?
 
Mk said:
Because its warm and wet!

Why your mom licking your whipped cream covered body?


You shouldn't be mistaking yourself for me anymore, we covered this already. when referring to yourself, you say 'me', not 'you'.

What's wrong with this guy ?
 
Nothing at all, because that is the opposite of what is true (sorry I couldn't think of something better this time), though you comment was pretty bad.

Why did she say licking the whipped cream down under is orally pleasing? I hope that was aurally pleasing...
 
Mk said:
Nothing at all, because that is the opposite of what is true (sorry I couldn't think of something better this time), though you comment was pretty bad.

Why did she say licking the whipped cream down under is orally pleasing? I hope that was aurally pleasing...


You must have gotten lost on your way to the porn forums... :frown:


Why am i still awake?
 
Because you are a vampire, and your teeth is as long as... carrots!

Boy, am I hungry?