Collection of Lame Jokes

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[jtbell]

Why did the little chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

 

[Bystander]

To get to the other slide.

Can we get an emoji for bad puns? Like a finger down the throat, gag me with a brusselssprout, or something, please?

 

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source: www.facebook.com/equeyb1/videos/885834842020017​

 

[BillTre]

 

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[davenn]

 

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[Jehannum]

Everybody's always so amazed that e to the i pi is -1. Huh! I've just discovered that i is actually equal to e.

Try it yourself. Put -1 into a calculator and press the square root button.

 

[ergospherical]

(I found all the Prequel Memes I made back in school )

 

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[Keith_McClary]

This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.

 

[BillTre]

I always thought he had a diaper on.

 

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This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.

That album came out in the 90s, I think so he must be around 28-30 by now.

 

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[DaveC426913]

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OK, it took me a long time to see the right one, but I did see it.
I don't get the left one, and I don't know if left and right are part of some meta-joke.

 

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OK, it took me a long time to see the right one, but I did see it.
I don't get the left one, and I don't know if left and right are part of some meta-joke.

Yes, sorry, they are unrelated. The one in the right is supposed to be the gag.

 

[DaveC426913]

Yes, sorry, they are unrelated. The one in the right is supposed to be the gag.

Thank you for your quick response, which will allow me to sleep tonight.

 

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Thank you for your quick response, which will allow me to sleep tonight.

I'm uncertified as a joke explained. Must obtain German nationality to be certified.

 

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[fresh_42]

I'm uncertified as a joke explained. Must obtain German nationality to be certified.

We do not explain them. We enumerate them.

 

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[Borg]

I had to Google Incel. The diagram makes sense now but that was disturbing.

 

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[Filip Larsen]

I don't get the left one

Perhaps that is a reference to the fun fact that the ring finger is hard to move on its own when other fingers are fixed at something? At least that is common entertaining "prank" at parties .. well, childrens birthday parties anyway.

 

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