great idea! we have a mock trial or "moot court"
Bozo is the Judge
and Big is hauled into the dock and charged with the capital crime
of having Banged
Mike2 is the prosecuting attorney
who must prove beyond the shadow of a doubt
(because it is a capital offense)
that Big banged
Rudy Vaas rises to address the court in defense of Big
Your honor the old version of GR encountered a moment of
infinite density when it was extrapolated backwards to the
beginning of the observed expansion
and that infinite density represented a breakdown where the theory fails to compute. (when a theory breaks down it's called a "singularity" even if it happens at a whole continuum of points, singular doesn't mean single it means odd, peculiar, irregular)
Your honor I shall call an expert witness to the stand, one Doctor Bojowald of Berlin, who will show that the glitch in GR can be fixed, by quantizing the Friedmann equations, so that the theory can be extrapolated smoothly back in time to before expansion began. this up-dated version of GR predicts inflation and also predicts a prior contractive stage and it eliminates the classical GR singularity.
Therefore, despite all appearances to the contrary, Big did not bang.
My respected colleague Mike2 will not, your honor, be able to show beyond shadow of doubt that Bang is guilty!
"The Duel: Strings versus loops"
http://arxiv.org/abs/physics/0403112