Mercator
Bush 1.0 is a robot. Let's hope the 1.1 version in 2005 has some real improvements like better speech technology and longer battery life, at least enough to run a debate after a whole day of shaking hands. Kerry on the other hand is Jay Leno's twin brother, but he got run over by a concrete roller and they had to fix him up with some spare parts. They tried to transplant a copy of the Leno humor chip, but somewhere it got stuck in a Vietnam-loop.