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[lendav_rott]

mew mew

should be written in the picture somewhere "What are you looking at, human?"

I idiot.

You idiot
He/She/It idiot
We idiots
You idiots
They idiots

English is the most rude language there is...you and you are exactly the same -.-

 

[AlephZero]

I idiot
You idiot
He/She/It idiot
We idiots
You idiots
They idiots

Shouldn't that be
I misunderstood genius
...
We differently abled oppressed minority
...

[/QUOTE]

 

[Enigman]

I am a differently abled oppressed MORON.

 

[AlephZero]

Sorry to lower the tone, but you don't often see stuff like this on the BBC news website:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258

 

[Evo]

Sorry to lower the tone, but you don't often see stuff like this on the BBC news website:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258

Lol, I saw that. Poor Pooh.

 

[OmCheeto]

Andre!

 

[Borg]

Lol, I saw that. Poor Pooh.

Stuck again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csipCXuF47Q

 

[lisab]

My brain, at a normal grocery store, shopping for one week:

"We need four to six onions."

My brain, at Costco, shopping for one week:

"ONIONS! MY GOD WE NEED ONIONS, WE MUST HAVE MANY MANY MANY ONIONS! WE NEED SEVERAL DOZEN ONIONS!11!" ONIONS, YES, WE MUST BUY ONIONS!

In addition to the onion surplus, I have a bag of spinach that I literally had to *push* to fit onto the shelf in my fridge. It's like a bale of spinach. Normally I put spinach in the veggie drawer...ha, what Costco veggie would fit in such a puny space?

Damn you, Costco! !1!

 

[drizzle]

Lol Lisa! On a side note, dark chocolate pomegranate is...*melts*

 

[zoobyshoe]

My brain, at a normal grocery store, shopping for one week:

"We need four to six onions."

My brain, at Costco, shopping for one week:

"ONIONS! MY GOD WE NEED ONIONS, WE MUST HAVE MANY MANY MANY ONIONS! WE NEED SEVERAL DOZEN ONIONS!11!" ONIONS, YES, WE MUST BUY ONIONS!

In addition to the onion surplus, I have a bag of spinach that I literally had to *push* to fit onto the shelf in my fridge. It's like a bale of spinach. Normally I put spinach in the veggie drawer...ha, what Costco veggie would fit in such a puny space?

Damn you, Costco! !1!

Give us a heads up when "Hoarders" does its episode on you.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Evo]

LOL! that's great Dennis!

 

[lendav_rott]

Yep, should check it out, indeed :D

 

[Evo]

Yep, should check it out, indeed :D

I'll need the link.

 

[lendav_rott]

attached to your front door, open it.
almost forgot to mention, beware of the fresh air.

 

[DennisN]

almost forgot to mention, beware of the fresh air.

And if the daylight is too bright, wear sunglasses.

 

[drizzle]

Wear sunglasses anyway.

 

[Evo]

attached to your front door, open it.
almost forgot to mention, beware of the fresh air.

And if the daylight is too bright, wear sunglasses.

Wear sunglasses anyway.

I always wear sunglasses.

 

[DennisN]

I always wear sunglasses.

All this talk about the LHC, the space program, satellites, lasers, yada, yada... I'd say, sunglasses are one of the greatest inventions of humankind.

 

[zoobyshoe]

If my last name were Karkus, I'd think about a legal name change.

 

[lisab]

Outlook good.

Well. I thought I'd be sending out good news tonight.

Nope, not so much.

Such sigh.

 

[drizzle]

I don't understand, but I'd sigh with you.

Sigh.

 

[Enigman]

Alone's never lonely.

 

[turbo]

Alone's never lonely.

It sometimes was until we rescued dogs.

 

[lisab]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/nestle-recalls-hot-pockets-22572546

Some products may contain "diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption."

Is "Rot Pockets" too obvious?

 

[OmCheeto]

Lots of sleep questions the last few days.

Today, the newest issue of Popular Science came in.

The chronology of causes of sleeplessness made me laugh.

 

[Evo]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/nestle-recalls-hot-pockets-22572546

Some products may contain "diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption."

Is "Rot Pockets" too obvious?

Lol. Ewww. Lol.

 

[edward]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/nestle-recalls-hot-pockets-22572546

Some products may contain "diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption."

Is "Rot Pockets" too obvious?

WAIT a freaking minute. According to the USDA complaint an entire years worth of beef was recalled. Most of it would have already have been eaten. Hot Pockets

The products were produced Jan. 1, 2013 through Jan. 7, 2014 and shipped to distribution centers and retail establishments in California, Florida, Illinois, Oregon, Texas and Washington.

Hot Pockets

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal...-archive/archive/2014/recall-013-2014-release

Ok Ok this is not a random thought. I did the whole thing so I could post a Jim Gaffigan video.
Hot Pockets



Hot Pockets

 

[OmCheeto]

WAIT a freaking minute. According to the USDA complaint an entire years worth of beef was recalled. Most of it would have already have been eaten. Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal...-archive/archive/2014/recall-013-2014-release

Ok Ok this is not a random thought. I did the whole thing so I could post a Jim Gaffigan video.
Hot Pockets



Hot Pockets

There..

is..

somewhere...

....

Ok. I'm still breathing....

 

[lisab]

hot
.

 

[Borek]

Venezuela - as if Ukraine were not enough: http://caracaschronicles.com/2014/02/20/the-game-changed/

It can be worth its own thread in current events.

 

[JorisL]

Just visited the bar with the most beers in the world, about 15 min from here (bike). Serving 1900 different kinds at the moment, going to be 3000 soon.
It sure is hard to pick one. Also it was very hot at the second floor.

I'd like them to arrange some micro brews from the US of which I've read some good things. (A lot of them were Belgian).

If you're in Leuven (Belgium) one day I recommend going there and trying some.

 

[OmCheeto]

I've been invited to a live performance of "Picasso at the Lapin Agile".

Should I go?

 

[turbo]

Just visited the bar with the most beers in the world, about 15 min from here (bike). Serving 1900 different kinds at the moment, going to be 3000 soon.
It sure is hard to pick one. Also it was very hot at the second floor.

I'd like them to arrange some micro brews from the US of which I've read some good things. (A lot of them were Belgian).

If you're in Leuven (Belgium) one day I recommend going there and trying some.

Do they have any beers from Maine's Oak Pond Brewery? If so, I heartily recommend the Nut Brown Ale.

 

[lisab]

I've been invited to a live performance of "Picasso at the Lapin Agile".

Should I go?

Oh most definitely! Just be aware Picasso is dead, so it might be kinda scary.

 

[OmCheeto]

Oh most definitely! Just be aware Picasso is dead, so it might be kinda scary.

Ok. But it's a 60 mile round trip from work to theater to home, and the show doesn't start until 7:30 pm, and I'm usually asleep in be on a Friday night by 7:30 pm. So If I should not wake on Saturday morning, come poke me on Sunday.



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^--- That gibberish?, is all spell check... I ain't waist in' my time fix in it any more.

ahhhhhhh!

 

[Enigman]

Oh most definitely! Just be aware Picasso is dead, so it might be kinda scary.

Einstein's coming too...

 

[JorisL]

Do they have any beers from Maine's Oak Pond Brewery? If so, I heartily recommend the Nut Brown Ale.

Doubt it. Next time I'll ask if they have any or at any time plan to get micro brews.
Thanks for the recommendation.

 

[Enigman]

I love Project Gutenberg...
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/24564/24564-h/24564-h.htm

 

[Lisa!]

 

[Enigman]

I've been invited to a live performance of "Picasso at the Lapin Agile".

Should I go?

I am reading it now*, I love** it.
*well, typing about reading it approximately 20s ago...but you get the picture (I don't).
**There you go. Another opinion. I wonder how many opinions the world can hold. A billion? A trillion? Well, I‘ve just added another. But look, the play stays the same. (paraphrased)

 

[zoobyshoe]

This is very eerie. I just bought a new set of frying pans last night. In fact, I would suspect this to be a surreptitious photo of me, except I have a blue plastic spatula, not a metal one.

 

[lendav_rott]

@Lisa!'s posted picture

thanks for that, I laughed a good 20 minutes at that :D

 

[Lisa!]

This is very eerie. I just bought a new set of frying pans last night. In fact, I would suspect this to be a surreptitious photo of me, except I have a blue plastic spatula, not a metal one.

What a coincidence!

There is a 31 year old Chimpanzee named Kanzi that knows how to start fires and cook!

 

[drizzle]

Lol Lisa!

 

[Borg]

What a catchy news story. China Threatens Drama if Obama Meets the Dalai Lama

 

[zoobyshoe]

I love Project Gutenberg...
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/24564/24564-h/24564-h.htm

I see what you mean! Who hasn't always wanted to perform 1886 style surgical procedures!

 

[OmCheeto]

Oh most definitely! Just be aware Picasso is dead, so it might be kinda scary.

What is scary, is that I'm in the front row, and there is no stage. Stage as in, I'm on the same level as the stage and there's a table with two barstools 6 feet in front of me. I'm glad I didn't stop for a drink on the way, or I might have accidentally become a part of the play. It appears, that the setting is a bar.

10 minutes till showtime!

jusqu'à ce que plus tard!

 

[Enigman]

I see what you mean! Who hasn't always wanted to perform 1886 style surgical procedures!

The author and not the book.

 

[Enigman]

What is scary, is that I'm in the front row, and there is no stage. Stage as in, I'm on the same level as the stage

You will find there is a method behind that madness.