Can Vaseline be used as a substitute for wienerschlicker?

[Ivan Seeking]

Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.

 

[Danger]

Ivan, you really are pretty helpless, aren't you? Pegs means 'clothespins'. Did you miss the part about his laundry blowing away?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Oh is that what he was saying?! Sorry, I speak English, I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought he was talking about being sick.

Of course you are all subjects of the Queen, so maybe this explains why you understand?

 

[arildno]

Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.

Vaseline and wieners??
What ARE you talking about, exactly?

 

[Chi Meson]

If Wollie can't denk the chimmy, then that's his camber.

 

[wolram]

Ivan, i think you need to get up the apple and and pears and have a kip, i think i will as well cause i feel real dirty dick, may be tomorrow i will be able to stomach some nosh, in the mean time i think i will get Brahms and list on what the quack gave me.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I thought he was talking about being sick.

He's feeling a bit Pat and Mick.

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

 

[Astronuc]

Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.

Someone has way too much time or something on his hands.

 

[lisab]

Two nations, forever divided by a common language.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Two nations, forever divided by a common language.

so true.

 

[Danger]

Vaseline and wieners??
What ARE you talking about, exactly?

I really expected you, of all people, to get that one instantly.

 

[wolram]

so true.

I am sure you would like the brit interpretation of romulus and remus.

 

[Kurdt]

Pegs to some people in Britain as slang are teeth. As in 'I'm off to brush me pegs before bed'.

 

[arildno]

I really expected you, of all people, to get that one instantly.

IvanSeeking is a married man, that is what perplexed me so much.

 

[hotcommodity]

i think i will as well cause i feel real dirty dick

Do I even want to know what that means

 

[quantumdude]

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.

Aw, cheese and rice.

 

[wolram]

Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.

Hey and by the way Mr Ivan, American films are just so inconprehensible, one needs to slow the speech down and then get a phrase book to even get get an inkling of what the hay they are on about.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Oh come on you guys - weinerschlicker - that's an old one!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

IvanSeeking is a married man, that is what perplexed me so much.

Obviously you've never been married!

 

[arildno]

Obviously you've never been married!

No, and I really don't know how wieners and vaseline fit together in the typical American marriage setting.

 

[Danger]

No, and I really don't know how wieners and vaseline fit together in the typical American marriage setting.

They don't. The Vaseline is to make the weiner fit.

 

[russ_watters]

Ivan, i think you need to get up the apple and and pears and have a kip, i think i will as well cause i feel real dirty dick, may be tomorrow i will be able to stomach some nosh, in the mean time i think i will get Brahms and list on what the quack gave me.

I think part of the problem is that Brits apparently write one-sentence paragraphs and in my delirious state this morning I didn't have the focus needed to hold the entire thing in my head at once.

 

[arildno]

They don't. The Vaseline is to make the weiner fit.

In a marriage?
Even after 40 years together??

Dear me, poor woman..

 

[Danger]

Dear me, poor woman..

What poor woman? I'm not talking about Tsu. You don't really think that Ivan keeps all of those cats around for mouse-control, do you?

 

[Kurdt]

A vaselined sausage does not burn so quickly on the barbecue, and its easier to swallow.

 

[wolram]

What poor woman? I'm not talking about Tsu. You don't really think that Ivan keeps all of those cats around for mouse-control, do you?

Now i am totally confused please talk with your selfs, i am to my bed.

 

[Danger]

A vaselined sausage does not burn so quickly on the barbecue, and its easier to swallow.

I am so staying away from that one...

 

[arildno]

A vaselined sausage does not burn so quickly on the barbecue, and its easier to swallow.

Why would you vaselize a sausage prior to swallowing??

 

[Danger]

Not everyone has your gag-reflex control.

 

[arildno]

Well, mine would be lost facing overmuch vaselinization.