Can We Stop the Violence Against Plants?

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The discussion centers around humorous and light-hearted suggestions regarding dietary choices, particularly the idea of becoming a Fruitarian and only consuming fruit that has naturally fallen. There’s a playful commentary on the ethics of eating plants, with a humorous take on the notion that carrots might "scream" when harvested. The conversation shifts to tobacco use, with participants jokingly proposing unconventional alternatives to quitting smoking, such as stuffing bacon in a pipe. The tone remains playful throughout, with references to the Arrogant Worms, a comedic band, and a nostalgic nod to the practice of smoking bacon. Overall, the thread blends humor with discussions on diet and smoking in a whimsical manner.
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Sounds good to me! :biggrin:

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You should instead become a Fruitiarian and only eat fruit that has naturally fallen off of the tree/bush.
If you listen very carefully you can hear carrots scream as you rip them from their home and separate them from their loved ones, to slowly wither and die on some shelf!
Its the greatest crime of our time! :p
 
What do you suggest to users of tobacco (other than: quit smoking)? Maybe I will try to stuff some bacon in my pipe next time, but I don't have high hopes.
 
This sounds like a job for the Arrogant Worms!
 
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Krylov said:
(other than: quit smoking)?
sounds like a good healthy plan :smile:

Choppy said:
This sounds like a job for the Arrogant Worms!

hahahaha hadn't seen that one before :)D
 
Krylov said:
What do you suggest to users of tobacco (other than: quit smoking)? Maybe I will try to stuff some bacon in my pipe next time, but I don't have high hopes.
Relevant.
 
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jackwhirl said:
Relevant.

hahahaha GOLD !
 
Krylov said:
What do you suggest to users of tobacco (other than: quit smoking)? Maybe I will try to stuff some bacon in my pipe next time, but I don't have high hopes.
We used to smoke our bacon... :approve:
 
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Mark44 said:
We used to smoke our bacon... :approve:
Spot on, and some people still do:
jackwhirl said:
Relevant.
Masterful!

This thread is a wonderful appetizer :smile:
 

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