Casting Call: Outwit the Lady with the Twitching Eye

[wolram]

For my film, i have the central characters now i need bit part actors, the film will be some what like dusk till dawn ,so some will be killed off, well most will, before the end of the film, but unlike most horror films some will live on, life depends on you being able to out wit the lady with the twitching eye.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Can I play the guy in the monkey suit with the large trout?

 

[wolram]

Can I play the guy in the monkey suit with the large trout?

You can, but you will be killed off very quickly, one will need an iron will and quick wit to survive
the attention of the main character, who is very beautiful, intelligent, and has no inhibitions.

 

[rewebster]

I can be one of the characters that further aggravates the eye twitching woman--before his (my) doom.

 

[Danger]

I'll play any part that you want, and I do special-effects and prosthetic makeup as a hobby. You will, however, have to cover my travel expenses.

 

[rewebster]

I think we're going to be paid out of the 'profits'.

 

[Chi Meson]

For my film, i have the central characters now i need bit part actors, the film will be some what like dusk till dawn ,

That's the one with Ethan Hawke? where he meets this French girl on the train? and they spend the whole movie talking? and maybe they will meet again in one year?

...so some will be killed off, well most will, before the end of the film,

or not

 

[wolram]

I can be one of the characters that further aggravates the eye twitching woman--before his (my) doom.

Your death could or all most certainly will be slow and painful, the leading lady likes to play with her captives.

 

[rewebster]

Where is the setting? out on the moors? or in the bogs? or...?




slow and painful-----in the Addams family way


(I getting excited about losing 'a part' already!)

 

[wolram]

Where is the setting? out on the moors? or in the bogs? or...?

The film starts at a scientific research lab run by an eccentric young lady out in the wilds of America.

 

[rewebster]

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"



Women---


-in this case though... The young lady out in the wilds of America----and she's ready for them, along with her team of females----.

 

[wolram]

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"



Women---


-in this case though... The young lady out in the wilds of America----and she's ready for them, along with her team of females----.

Another young very beautiful lady goes to stay with her, this lady has an accident and sustains a bad head wound, because a hurricane has destroyed the only bridge to the property and the phone lines are down the scientist lady has to operate on her, all seems to go well, but there is unseen brain damage.

 

[Danger]

So is this an autobiography?

 

[dst]

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Have them all! I never liked them anyway.

 

[wolram]

So is this an autobiography?

I think you can play the part of the lab assistant, he gets scalped and has the top of his skull expertly sawn off, and under goes brain surgery, every thing is put back as good as new (you can only see the stitches if you look closely), the only difference now is this guy has no free will.

 

[hypatia]

Oh can I be the flash back person? Perhaps the Mum, who says odd things and warps her daughters mind?

 

[wolram]

Oh can I be the flash back person? Perhaps the Mum, who says odd things and warps her daughters mind?

You can be the biology teacher who trained both leading characters how to dissect animals.
several flash backs will show the dissections in detail, and how happy and committed the girls are in their lessons.
.

 

[arunbg]

Ooh ooh, can you name the hurricane after me?
Leading lady, I nominate Evo. Sawing people's heads and putting them back together looks right down her alley, and of course you said pretty too :!)

 

[Danger]

I think you can play the part of the lab assistant, he gets scalped and has the top of his skull expertly sawn off,

No prob; I can do that in my sleep. In fact, you've given me an idea for next Hallowe'en...

 

[wolram]

Ooh ooh, can you name the hurricane after me?
Leading lady, I nominate Evo. Sawing people's heads and putting them back together looks right down her alley, and of course you said pretty too :!)

Hurricane arunbg? how about arun.

 

[wolram]

No prob; I can do that in my sleep. In fact, you've given me an idea for next Hallowe'en...

Actually the victim is awake for the entire procedure, so start rehearsing your screams and groans.

 

[Danger]

Actually the victim is awake for the entire procedure, so start rehearsing your screams and groans.

I'll just tape the next time we have sex and you can play it over the video.

By the way, you do know that brain surgery is painless once you get past the skull, right? There are no sensory neurons in there.

 

[Evo]

the lady with the twitching eye.

Oooh, ME, ME!

 

[Borek]

Another young very beautiful lady goes to stay with her, this lady has an accident and sustains a bad head wound, because a hurricane has destroyed the only bridge to the property and the phone lines are down the scientist lady has to operate on her, all seems to go well, but there is unseen brain damage.

So, like, how do we get in?

 

[wolram]

So, like, how do we get in?

If you want to be a victim there is nothing to do, but if you want some how survive to the end of the film, you will have to come up with your part.

 

[BryanP]

Can I be the guy who pops out of nowhere and saves your life by killing off all the zombies that happened to corner you in some room?

 

[BryanP]

I'll just tape the next time we have sex and you can play it over the video.

By the way, you do know that brain surgery is painless once you get past the skull, right? There are no sensory neurons in there.

wow... lol

 

[wolram]

Oooh, ME, ME!

Start learning up on the medical stuff as you will be telling your victims what you are doing
step by step.

 

[wolram]

Can I be the guy who pops out of nowhere and saves your life by killing off all the zombies that happened to corner you in some room?

You can be one of the cops that have to shoot some of the victims.

 

[BryanP]

Sounds provocative and sexy

 

[wolram]

By the way, you do know that brain surgery is painless once you get past the skull, right? There are no sensory neurons in there.

Of course i know that, i have spent a whole 2 Hrs researching for this film, and the victims will have fewer neurons when Evo has finished with them.

 

[BryanP]

Can I just be a victim then?
Just kidding.

 

[Evo]

Start learning up on the medical stuff as you will be telling your victims what you are doing
step by step.

Woohoo!

 

[rewebster]

Woohoo!

OK--but, are you willing to torture me and several other volunteered bodies (since the script says so)?

 

[Danger]

are you willing to torture me and several other volunteered bodies (since the script says so)?

She doesn't need a script for that. The fish-whap ceremony is just her warm-up for the rest of her daily routine, which you really don't want to know about.

 

[Evo]

OK--but, are you willing to torture me and several other volunteered bodies (since the script says so)?

Why, of course!

Hey Wolram, do you think Moonbear can be my crazed twin/alter ego since Moonbear cuts open sheep brains in real life? Maybe we can use some of her bain surgery videos to help cut costs.

 

[wolram]

Can I just be a victim then?






Just kidding.

I want to keep one victim in the lab, a sort of long term experiment Evo is doing, the top of the victims skull is replaced by a clear plastic cap that is easily removable, the experiment involves inserting probes into the brain to electrically stimulate certain areas.

 

[Danger]

I'm liking this more and more with every post. I've always wanted to be a wirehead.

 

[wolram]

Why, of course!

Hey Wolram, do you think Moonbear can be my crazed twin/alter ego since Moonbear cuts open sheep brains in real life? Maybe we can use some of her bain surgery videos to help cut costs.

Cool ideas, there will have to be a few sexy scenes to keep every one happy so you will have to dress sort of gothy vampish.

 

[BryanP]

Subscribed.

 

[rewebster]

Why, of course!

that was a rather quick response---almost like...like...ummm...hmmmm


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you do know that this will be play acting and not real, right?

 

[Danger]

Subscribed.

I didn't know that you were Jewish.
Oh, never mind... I read that wrong.

 

[mcknia07]

I don't suppose I can be in it?

 

[wolram]

The setting, a four bed roomed modern wood built house with attached laboratory at the back,
the house has decking out front and a balcony, 20 or so yards from the house is a large barn,
the nearest town is 30 miles away and the house is along a long drive way leading to a minor road, the surrounding land is flat for about a 1/4 mile then there is wooded land.

 

[wolram]

I don't suppose I can be in it?

Victims can just walk in, survivors have to make them selfs a role.

 

[mcknia07]

I'll be the lab assistant chick, that drops all the equiptment and serums, which then leads to a major chemical outburst that changes the chemical composition of every human there.

 

[wolram]

I'll be the lab assistant chick, that drops all the equiptment and serums, which then leads to a major chemical outburst that changes the chemical composition of every human there.

Hey, hold hard there matey, i am THE director you know, you can be the mad biker chick who visits the lab because she is into gory stuff.

 

[Borek]

Is role of a bike of the biker chick taken?

 

[wolram]

Is role of a bike of the biker chick taken?

Keel hauling for you my lad, or you can have a full frontal lobotomy, Evo is good at thoughs.

 

[Borek]

Are you sure the script is ready and doesn't need a revision? There was no water deep enough for keel hauling in your original description of the place.