Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #3,541
haha ... I suspect there's a lot of us guys that could relate to that :smile:

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  • #3,542
"Welcome to Tesla Motors! How can I help?"
"I'd like to talk to you about the Prius in your exhibition."
"There is no Prius in our exhibition."
"Well, ... now there is."
 
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  • #3,543
something else a lot of guys can relate to :wink::wink:

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  • #3,544
davenn said:
something else a lot of guys can relate to :wink::wink:

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(way prior to that) Watch out for the first sign! It usually starts by telling them to sleep on the couch, ... which is actually just one step before the door! ...
... the usual excuse being that the other fancy dog or the kids sleep in the bedroom now with "mom"! ...
 
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  • #3,545
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  • #3,546
fresh_42 said:
"Welcome to Tesla Motors! How can I help?"
"I'd like to talk to you about the Prius in your exhibition."
"There is no Prius in our exhibition."
"Well, ... now there is."
Is that the new "low pressure" way to get rid of your old car?
 
  • #3,547
So my 15 year old today asked me where did "god" come from?
I simple told him to google the Boltzmann brain
 
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  • #3,548
No words
 
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  • #3,549
What do you call a rabbit with piles and piles of Easter eggs?

A billion-hare.
 
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  • #3,550
hsdrop said:
So my 15 year old today asked me where did "god" come from?
I simple told him to google the Boltzmann brain
I thought google was the god ... . Could it also be a Boltzmann brain? Could we too?
 
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  • #3,552
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what Martha?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."
 
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  • #3,553
I told my friend, that my mom doesn't hear very well. He should speak slowly and loud.
I told my mom, my friend is mentally a bit behind.
Now let's have fun!
 
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  • #3,554
Now that the Easter Bunny has finished his big gig for the year, where will he go for vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan.
 
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  • #3,555
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  • #3,556
Easter in Louisiana

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  • #3,557
davenn said:
Easter in Louisiana

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i'm guessing that bunny eat all the eggs instead of hiding them lol
 
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  • #3,558
That bunny incubates its eggs, but if they get too hot they all turn male!
 
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  • #3,559
hsdrop said:
i'm guessing that bunny eat all the eggs instead of hiding them lol
BillTre said:
That bunny incubates its eggs, but if they get too hot they all turn male!

and on top of all that, it's got to be the ugliest bunny I have ever seen hahaha
 
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  • #3,560
It's the Easter Gator!
 
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  • #3,561
davenn said:
Easter in Louisiana

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That is literally the cutest bunny I have every seen.
 
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  • #3,563
Buffu said:
That is literally the cutest bunny I have every seen.

well, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder :smile:
 
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  • #3,564
davenn said:
and on top of all that, it's got to be the ugliest bunny I have ever seen hahaha
I don't think it's a bunny ... :smile:
 
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  • #3,565
What I would like to know is how they put that bunny ear thing around its head without losing at least a finger.
 
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  • #3,566
I'm sure that the set of tricks alligator handlers have would include these observations of that photo:

There's a black strap around its muzzle. They have strong closing bites, but weak opening muscles.
Its tail is being held.
Its costume can be snapped on.

and Maybe lowering its body temperature would make it more docile.
 
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  • #3,569
nuuskur said:
What I would like to know is how they put that bunny ear thing around its head without losing at least a finger.
This is a particularly smart gator. He figures that by letting himself be disguised as a bunny, he can sneak up on more of them for lunch, so he did not object to the costume.
 
  • #3,570
phinds said:
This is a particularly smart gator. He figures that by letting himself be disguised as a bunny, he can sneak up on more of them for lunch, so he did not object to the costume.
I don't think that he accomplished this on his own. He must have had some gator-aide.
 
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