Collection of Lame Jokes

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My Taiwanese friend has Taipei personality. (Ouch.

That's for those who say I don't recycle. This joke is at least fifteen years old.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

@starbucks
" The bathroom is in really bad shape"
"Should we call a plumber?"
"No, really, really bad, more like a priest"

 

[fresh_42]

That's for those who say I don't recycle. This joke is at least fifteen years old.

Do you know this long line on the interstate 80? Th

@starbucks
" The bathroom is in really bad shape"
"Should we call a plumber?"
"No, really, really bad, more like a priest"

"Someone placed a bomb in the bathroom!"
"Oh, we need to call the bomb squad!"
"No. You don't!"
(Texas lightning.)

 

[WWGD]

Do you know this long line on the interstate 80? Th

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[fresh_42]

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Yeah, was a not so good joke from childhood days:

We say old jokes have a long beard. And what's longer than this line?

 

[WWGD]

Yeah, was a not so good joke from childhood days:

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We say old jokes have a long beard. And what's longer than this line?

Ah, number 43!

 

[tnich]

Here's a joke I remember from second grade:

Mark: What's red and goes ding dong?
Andy: A red ding dong?
Mark: Right! What's blue and goes ding dong?
Andy: A blue ding dong.
Mark: No, they only come in red.

 

[Swamp Thing]

English:
"Publish or perish".

German:
"Papiere, bitte".

Spoiler

(papers, please)

 

[Keith_McClary]

Careful, your post may inspire more lame age jokes. To wit:

"I am so old my printer writes in cuneiform."
"Uses only the finest Babylonian mud, from Ur!"

Clay tablets

 

[davenn]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

"He is very poor."
"How much poor?"
"He is extremely poor, terribly poor. He understands nothing except money."
A lame translation of a few lines from a story in Bengali.[/size]

 

[Steelwolf]

Heck, that is not poor at all, MY Family was soooooo poor that not only could we not afford to pay attention, our family started the entire Attention Deficit.

 

[Swamp Thing]

Clay tablets

But why clay? I can't believe the fraudsters chose clay just to make this joke possible.
If I want to put something into a box to simulate the heft of a phone, what's my most logical choice?

 

[Steelwolf]

On those cuneiform tablets it is an obviously distinct text Ur.

 

[WWGD]

What is Gibbs Sampling?
Gibbs is not sampling anything, stop spreading rumors!

 

[davenn]

 

[256bits]

Ok. Let's not be too sexist here.
Obviously woman also need a reason to not press the issue. ( hha that's a pun )

 

[256bits]

"He is very poor."
"How much poor?"
"He is extremely poor, terribly poor. He understands nothing except money."
A lame translation of a few lines from a story in Bengali.

Just like my uncle's wife.
She could afford nothing but hand-me-downs she used to say.
"To go shopping for new clothes, Bob has to hand me down money from his paycheck."

 

[davenn]

@jtbell 's current roadtrip had me thinking of this giggle

 

[fresh_42]

@jtbell 's current roadtrip had me thinking of this giggleView attachment 247311

Home - Sailboat (Sloop John B)
Oak Tree - Bus (Yellow Ribbon)
New Orleans - Follow the Rising Sun
Her door - Long and Winding Road
Over Her - Steamroller (Blues)
Around the World - Ox Cart
Down by the River - Boat House (Pretty Belinda)
Leaving - Jet Plane / Jet Airliner
Green Grass at Home - Train
The Other Side - Elevator
Death - Spirit in the Sky
Sadness - Troika (Дорогой длинною)

 

[Auto-Didact]

Gates et al. 1985, The Super G-String

 

[davenn]

some good additions :)

 

[Auto-Didact]

A quantization of the gravitational field, which appears to be necessary for physical reasons, may be carried out without any new difficulties by means of a formalism wholly analogous to that applied here.
- Heisenberg & Pauli

 

[Klystron]

some good additions :)

Streets of Laredo -- out walking
BoJangles throughout the South -- dance!
The next whiskey bar -- Don't Ask (why)

 

[WWGD]

A quantization of the gravitational field, which appears to be necessary for physical reasons, may be carried out without any new difficulties by means of a formalism wholly analogous to that applied here.
- Heisenberg & Pauli

Wow, only in PF you get these types of jokes! ( I don't get it)

 

[WWGD]

MadMag RIP: Finally, proof of Tom Selleck being invisible. Tom Selleck standing in the street( He's by the street sign on the front left).

 

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MadMag RIP #2
"Your dad is a nut"
"My dad is not a nut, he's a hero. He stormed the beach at Normandy"
" Yes, but he did it last week, alone, in his underwear, shouting"

 

[mfb]

Wow, only in PF you get these types of jokes! ( I don't get it)

I don't find that quote, but if it is real:

Decades and thousands of physicists later we still didn't manage to do it.

 

[WWGD]

I don't find that quote, but if it is real:

Decades and thousands of physicists later we still didn't manage to do it.

It's #6,024 in this thread.