Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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There is no lack of clarity in Knoxville

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DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it. :sorry:
Do you think he might regret the tattoo?
 
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Ibix said:
Do you think he might regret the tattoo?
Or at least Regert it!
 
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Not every homicide kills the person instantly.
 
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Ibix said:
Do you think he might regret the tattoo?
I know I certainly regert not taking a sixth look at it...
 
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mfb said:
Not every homicide kills the person instantly.
They are not often in ideal condition to report the crime.
 
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WWGD said:
They are not often in ideal condition to report the crime.
That makes it easier to arrest them for obstruction.
 
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Due to obvious safety concerns, cars that use ethanol will not be allowed to self drive.
 
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WWGD said:
For many decades suicide was illegal in many Western Countries. However I have read that laws against suicide have been repealed in most places. Apparently no one ever successfully prosecuted a successful suicide case. The defendant never showed up.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
For many decades suicide was illegal in many Western Countries. However I have read that laws against suicide have been repealed in most places. Apparently no one ever successfully prosecuted a successful suicide case. The defendant never showed up.
Still, in principle, one should be able to obtain a judgement in absentia, impose a fine and allow the state to profit from the demise of the criminal. Then there's the tort of interfering with the taxes the state would have been owed for the remainder of the fiscal year.
 
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jbriggs444 said:
Still, in principle, one should be able to obtain a judgement in absentia, impose a fine and allow the state to profit from the demise of the criminal. Then there's the tort of interfering with the taxes the state would have been owed for the remainder of the fiscal year.

I think you are strengthening the case for suicide. :oldeyes:
 
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BillTre said:
Tempting to email the address and report a sighting of the ant just to see what kind of answer you get...
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
For many decades suicide was illegal in many Western Countries. However I have read that laws against suicide have been repealed in most places. Apparently no one ever successfully prosecuted a successful suicide case. The defendant never showed up.
Those assisting in suicides have been prosecuted.
 
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Ibix said:
Tempting to email the address and report a sighting of the ant just to see what kind of answer you get...
You want to send him the message 'Lost ANT Found'!?
 
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fresh_42 said:
You want to send him the message 'Lost ANT Found'!?
Bobbing in a river.
 
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BillTre said:
Those assisting in suicides have been prosecuted.
Yes but I wasn't talking about assisted suicide. :wink:
 
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In the first accident of its kind, Richard Branson was injured today in space when he was struck by a hit and run Tesla.

Elon Musk was reportedly heard snickering and muttering "got him".
 
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The CDC recommended today that people who are not vaccinated or are unattractive, should continue to wear a mask in public.
 
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"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"
 
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