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Barney Miller just has no modern day equivalent.WWGD said:
Dietrich! OMG!
-Dan
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
Dietrich! OMG!
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"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.
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Actually it's an Italian song about the ocean - Ode da sea.
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Coming soon to the biggest arena they can find:
Zuckerbeef vs. the Musk Ox.
Zuckerbeef vs. the Musk Ox.
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Lady told me she gave me the last of the ice she had for my drink.
" I only have ice for you".
" I only have ice for you".
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"Water, you serving everybody else ?"WWGD said:
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From FB today:
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Zuckerburger was right there!jtbell said:
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And the Cretan beside her in the passenger seat repeating, ‘I told you, the light is green!’phinds said:
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I was watching a show for about 10 minutes, and this lady was listing all of these great things to do for fun.
Then I realized that it was one of these religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.
Then I realized that it was one of these religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.
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Invasion of the Candy People?
I prefer yellow
I prefer yellow
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Some dark humor:
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jack action said:
That may explain why they crash.
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Reminds me of my buddy and I exploring remote mountain roads in my truck, in Northern California. From time to time we would come to some small town, which usually had a sign warningdextercioby said:
SLOW
CHILDREN
We always wondered why so many towns had slow children.
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A woman had a heart attack. She had a vision of God standing by her bedside.
"God, am I going to die?"
"No, you'll live another 30 years. I promise."
She did indeed recover, and decided she might as well make the most of her 30 years. She lost weight, got Botox, had a tummy-tuck, cosmetic surgery, etc. After her final procedure, she crossed the street in front of the clinic, was hit by a car, and died.
"God, what about those 30 years?"
"I didn't recognize you."
"God, am I going to die?"
"No, you'll live another 30 years. I promise."
She did indeed recover, and decided she might as well make the most of her 30 years. She lost weight, got Botox, had a tummy-tuck, cosmetic surgery, etc. After her final procedure, she crossed the street in front of the clinic, was hit by a car, and died.
"God, what about those 30 years?"
"I didn't recognize you."
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Scientists have recently turned back time. Turns out you get "emit".
(Respect to Colin Mochrie)
(Respect to Colin Mochrie)