Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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jbriggs444 said:
is busy, hung or dead.
..., also, "crippled, crashed, or...."
 
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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Exactly how it sounds.

(That might be on here somewhere, already.)

-Dan
 
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"Hello, this is Gino's Pizzeria. Can I help you?"

"Yes, I'd like one 16-inch super supreme, please."

"OK, one 16-inch super supreme. Would you like that delivered?"

"Yes, please. I hate liver."
 
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topsquark said:
How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Exactly how it sounds.

(That might be on here somewhere, already.)

-Dan
Part of some fixed point theorem ;).
 
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Saw this ad, wondered what the issue was with the lady in pink, second from the right. I guess simething like
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" I'm the director's wife/daughter , and I can't be bothered"
 
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Ibix said:
Scientists have recently turned back time. Turns out you get "emit".

(Respect to Colin Mochrie)
Why? You're making a Mochrie of Colin/Niloc ;).
 
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topsquark said:
How do you spell onomatopoeia?
onomatopoeia
 
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I'm gonna onomatopeia on my pants.
 
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WWGD said:
I'm gonna onomatopeia on my pants.
No! On a mat, please.
 
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Woodworkers joke:
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BillTre said:
I saw that some company, I think in Japan, has designed a toilet for the workplace that is tilted forward so you naturally want to slide off going forward. If you sit for more than about five minutes you start feeling leg strain. The idea is to make it too uncomfortable to sit longer than needed.
 
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I saw there is a special on CNN about the history of black TV.

I emailed to let them know it was called black and white TV.
 
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From FB today, LOL. :smile:

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Was hesitating between posting this here or in "Today I learned":

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Say no to drugs.

Well, if you are talking to drugs, it's probably already too late.
 
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jack action said:
Was hesitating between posting this here or in "Today I learned":

Many years ago I made a setup like that to test my idea for a sprinkler head that could cut your grass. I was using air to pressurize a pipe filled with water, to supply the head for testing.

The people at the hardware store thought I was making bombs. :biggrin:
 
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