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Was there an emu in the area?Ivan Seeking said:
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I love that commercial!topsquark said:
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My email password has been hacked again.
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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Similar joke:jack action said:
I couldn't afford to buy a personalised number plate (license plate) so I changed my name to "BD51 SMR".
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My brother's daughter is named Denise. They're going to have a son now. I suggested the name ' Denephew '.
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" Heisenberg"?jack action said:
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Let's take DrGreg's idea. Name the cat DsC&6d.4h7W.jack action said:
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I believe there are apps that remember your cats name so you don't have to.topsquark said:
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- Hello, Animal Control? I found a suitcase with a mother possum and 2 babies inside.
Animal Control: That's odd. Can you tell if they're moving?
- Honestly, I'm not sure, but it would explain the suitcase.
Animal Control: That's odd. Can you tell if they're moving?
- Honestly, I'm not sure, but it would explain the suitcase.
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Wait, is Batman about to shoot the Flash for losing? Kinda' brutal, no?
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That's the starting pistol.berkeman said:
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Nope, sorry. The USATF starters I know don't use semi-auto starter pistols...BillTre said:
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Its Batman, we all know he's a psycho and psycho's don't use starter pistols.berkeman said:Nope, sorry. The USATF starters I know don't use semi-auto starter pistols...
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Clever cover, using ' Bateman ' to cover for Batman.nsaspook said:
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I'm actually more concerned that the low speed of sound compared to the speed and reaction times of both Flash and Superman renders the whole test invalid even before it's a practical joke.berkeman said:
I think Superman is actually between Batman and the Flash, so it's the guys behind who are in danger (Wonder Woman can deflect bullets, so she's ok).
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I have this on a t-shirt:jack action said:
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Hey! I've got something on my t-shirt, too! Oh, wait. Well, it'll come out in the wash.Ibix said:
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My baloney has a middle name.
Not really, just didn't want to feel left out.
Not really, just didn't want to feel left out.
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Well, my baloney has a first name...WWGD said:
Yes, I seriously dated myself there.
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Nick at Nite was my thing for a while . Didn't watch a single post-70s show for a few months.topsquark said:
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Get yourself a good cable setup, an app to order food, and you can stay inside for weeks at a time.