The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
That will be an oeuf of that!WWGD said:
Now I know how to get an American to pronounce ö. I always referred to urgent, which isn't quite it.Ivan Seeking said:
This is one of my favorite quotes from a movie:sbrothy said:A nightingale was flying over the Siberian tundra and singing. Higher and higher it flew until suddenly it froze and fell to the ground. A bear passed by and took a dump on it. Warmed by the scat it came to and promply started singing again. This attracted the attention of a wild cat which dug it out and ate it!
Now there are 4 morales to this story.
1.)
Obviously don’t fly higher than your wings will carry (or something, obviously something was lost in translation), and what goes up must come down!
2.)
Not everyone dumping on you is an enemy.
3.)
Not everyone pulling you out of the s… is a friend.
And finally:
4.)
Don’t sing while you’re burrowed in s…!
Sirfresh_42 said:
Sorry, got mixed up with your empty set letter. What's its name?sbrothy said:This is the second time you tell me this no? Perhaps something is lost in translation or I'm just too dense. I'm afraid I need it explained...
EDIT: Also, it really is an apostrophe I'm missing isn't it?
EDIT3: Some diacritic anyway.
EDIT4: Acute accent.
The problem is the 'r'. It makes it impossible to separate the two letters, and a rolled tongue is exactly why 'ö' (or 'ü') doesn't work.sbrothy said:
Sideshow Bob had a tattoo "Die, Bart, Die". This caused the parole board some concern until he explained it was German for "The Bart, The". This allayed their fears because, as one of them said, "No-one who speaks German can possibly be an evil monster."WWGD said:
Very apt. “Succint is verbose for terse”fresh_42 said:
That is downright dangerous! I think you’d be stopped pretty quickly in Denmark. Probably Photoshop tho.WWGD said:
I suspect a good chunk of those jokes are made using Adobe. Like some of those church ones.sbrothy said:
As if you could still distinguish A,B,C,D, ... given the 800!jtbell said:
The important clue is how first character and last character resemble each other. Might not work if less than eight floors in the building.fresh_42 said:
Hey! Less chatting! More story-reading!sbrothy said:What a nice place this is. Several people helping instantly!
EDIT: ok that didn’t make much sense. I misread senders
EDIT2: and I’m talking about something Else entirely. Sorry !!!
EDIT3: I really wish I was drunk or on drugs. That would help explain my scatterbrain-Ness. Alas.
sbrothy said:
In the US, there is no need for photoshop:WWGD said:
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