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What do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head?
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Ibix said:
that went over me
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I think I've told this one before, but I had a bottle of deionised water that said on it "do not dilute".davenn said:
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Rustle.davenn said:
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I ate too much today at the restaurant. I had a buffet overflow.
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I ate too much today at the French restaurant. I thought "mange tout" was a command.WWGD said:
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I thought that my athletic performance was noteworthy but the coach removed the e.
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Isn't he the new leader of China?WWGD said:
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I know he let the dogs out.Ibix said:
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Mr Eleven is the President of China.
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Be careful what you eat while watching the big game, or else you'll have a...
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In Harvard, owls are so well educated, they say ' Whom', instead of ' who'.jtbell said:
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Most Taiwanese people have a Taipei personality.
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Saw an old video about the Jeffrey Dahmer trial. His lawyer said : " Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is innocent". Later on, discussing the evidence: " Was anything found in his shower?". A: " Yes, Head and Shoulders".
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How to train for curling:
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Engineer 1: My girlfriend wants me to go line dancing.
Engineer 2: What the hell is line dancing?
Engineer 3: It's like square dancing, but with one less dimension.
Engineer 2: What the hell is line dancing?
Engineer 3: It's like square dancing, but with one less dimension.
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Infinite energy! 
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ohhh ma gosh haha
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Cockroach 1, flyswatter 0.
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As long as you are trying to keep score, you try to whack a cockroach on a thick or fluffy rug, you can give the swatter 0, and the cockroach at least 5; until you are fast enough and decide to STEP on it.
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Curious as to what is in the book "How to dis appear". "Apples are way better than you"?
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