Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

You need the Philosophy of Dilemma for Dummies book.

I can't buy it without reading "How to buy a book", which I can't read without reading "How to read a book"

 

[WWGD]

What are the side streets ?
This and That would make a lot of sense.

For one, "One thing" leads to "Another".

 

[DrGreg]

This and That would make a lot of sense.

I didn't see That coming.

 

[WWGD]

What are the side streets ?
This and That would make a lot of sense.

Are you ready for this?

 

[256bits]

Are you ready for this?

The street Are You Ready For This is the one behind you.

 

[WWGD]

The street Are You Ready For This is the one behind you.

 

[Borg]

Might as well repost this one here.

 

[jrmichler]

Not as good as This Street and That Street, but accurate:

 

[jtbell]

What are the side streets ?
This and That would make a lot of sense.

Thata?

Any and No?

 

[jtbell]

A long time ago, I read a story about how Piscataway, New Jersey got its name.

A man stood on the bank of the Raritan River, fishing without success.

Another man walks up and asks, "How's it going?"

Man #1 shrugs in frustration. "Quo ivit piscis??" [Where did the fish go??]

Man #2 points downstream. "Piscis? Thataway!"

 

[DaveC426913]

Might as well repost this one here.

This is real by the way, not faked. It's in Nova Scotia:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/T...try=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDEyMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw==

 

[symbolipoint]

A long time ago, I read a story about how Piscataway, New Jersey got its name.

A man stood on the bank of the Raritan River, fishing without success.

Another man walks up and asks, "How's it going?"

Man #1 shrugs in frustration. "Quo ivit piscis??" [Where did the fish go??]

Man #2 points downstream. "Piscis? Thataway!"

Not add better or more information about the topic, but just the name of the place:
Piss Cat Away

 

[Borg]

This is real by the way, not faked. It's in Nova Scotia:

I linked to it with the word 'here'. I guess I could have been a little clearer.

 

[davenn]

 

[gmax137]

Might as well repost this one

How about this one: in Harahan, LA.

I think they re-constructed Dickory since I lived there. I remember my GPS used to say, take Hickory to Dickory to Dock.

 

[edwardII]

This one may be old by now.

 

[Borg]

 

[Ibix]

When I was a kid there was an advert for some beer or other with Caesar telling his friend to "get two, Brutus".

 

[davenn]

 

[Borg]

 

[jtbell]

My Apple News feed today has a "listicle" from Travel & Leisure magazine about the "Best Places to Live in Pennslyvania".

1. Philadelphia (OK...)

2. Erie (eh... maybe not in winter)

3. The Main Line (easy train ride into Philly, like this...)

Oops, wrong Bryn Mawr! This one is in Chicago.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

 

[edwardII]

 

[DaveC426913]

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Best legal disclaimer ever.

 

[WWGD]

" What book would you take to a deserted island ? ".
A: " How to escape from a deserted island".

 

[DennisN]

I wasn't sure where to put this one, but I put it here...

(I thought about posting in the Favorite Songs thread, but this is a sketch that is humorous ...
What is also fun is that a couple of very famous musicians participate in it (e.g. Mark Knopfler, Lemmy (Motorhead), David Gilmour (Pink Floyd), Gary Moore etc.; it's amazing that they managed to get so many to participate. I notify @pinball1970 of course. )

The Easy Guitar Book Sketch


Also on youtube here:

 

[davenn]

Yup, for the last 15 years

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

My dyslexic friend lives in Koala , Florida.*
Edit: Coala, Florida.