Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #21,481
WWGD said:
He went back to tai ket.
You folks talk funny...
 
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  • #21,482
jtbell said:
Did you see Dirac? :smile:
renormalize said:
Nope, but he might have been in a hole.
fresh_42 said:
Did he lose his bra?
WWGD said:
He went back to tai ket>.
He must be spinning (1/2?) in his grave.
 
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  • #21,483
The only man to ever get all his work done by Friday, was Robinson Caruso…:cool:
 
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jtbell said:
He must be spinning (1/2?) in his grave.
Somehow it reminds me of Bohemian Rhapsody.
 
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WWGD said:
Somehow it reminds me of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So you are seeing the little silhoutto of a man?

-Dan
 
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  • #21,486
topsquark said:
So you are seeing the little silhoutto of a man?

-Dan
Indeed, Scaramouche.
 
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  • #21,487
I asked Google what my purpose is, and it showed me 3 ads and a cookie policy.
 
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jack action said:
I asked Google what my purpose is, and it showed me 3 ads and a cookie policy.
Well, when I asked, it said your purpose is "...to mechanically amplify the movement of a piano key into a faster, longer hammer movement, allowing the hammer to strike the strings and produce sound, and then retracting the hammer and lifting the damper."
 
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jack action said:
I asked Google what my purpose is, and it showed me 3 ads and a cookie policy.

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Delta Prime said:
The only man to ever get all his work done by Friday, was Robinson Caruso…:cool:
I always heard the Gilligan's Island theme song as "Like Robinson Caruso, it's primitive as can be..."
 
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jack action said:

German seems intimidating because of these giant words. I think we generally assume there is a huge collection of very specific words about very specific things.

It becomes a lot less intimidating when one discovers that they're not inventing new words for every little thing, all they're doing is eliminating spaces from descriptive phrases.

"Alice grabbed the bigredbouncyball."
 
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DaveC426913 said:
German seems intimidating because of these giant words. I think we generally assume there is a huge collection of very specific words about very specific things.

It becomes a lot less intimidating when one discovers that they're not inventing new words for every little thing, all they're doing is eliminating spaces from descriptive phrases.

"Alice grabbed the bigredbouncyball."
Yes, we thought about the construction of foot ball to the end. And factually nobody says Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug. It is a Feuerwehrauto (firefightercar) so we only dropped a blank as you do in football or electromagnetism.
 
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fresh_42 said:
we only dropped a blank as you do in football
No blank dropped: IT'S SOCCER! :headbang:

:wink:
 
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jack action said:
No blank dropped: IT'S SOCCER! :headbang:

:wink:
And how do you call your handegg?
 
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Good thing it wasn't held in with duct tape!
 
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Ibix said:
Good thing it wasn't held in with duct tape!
Or cyanoacrylate and baking soda? Or cyano + ramen noodles?
 
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fresh_42 said:
When I was young, cloaking was a cool thing for a ship to have. Looking back - they might just have introduced it to save on special effects …
 
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Orodruin said:
When I was young, cloaking was a cool thing for a ship to have. Looking back - they might just have introduced it to save on special effects …
I had the following thought yesterday: Isn't it a bit embarrassing that the Klingons and Romulans had a cloak technology and we did not even though we have already achieved some basic results in this direction by now?
 
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fresh_42 said:
I had the following thought yesterday: Isn't it a bit embarrassing that the Klingons and Romulans had a cloak technology and we did not even though we have already achieved some basic results in this direction by now?
The Federation agreed not to develop the technology under the Treaty of Algeron. Exactly what they got in return is not clear, except for dramatic tension.
 
  • #21,504
Sorry to hear about yo momma's skydiving accident.

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What was that on her head? A GoPro?
 
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Ibix said:
The Federation agreed not to develop the technology under the Treaty of Algeron. Exactly what they got in return is not clear, except for dramatic tension.
At least they improved on neutrino detection.
 
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NSFW language.
 
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  • #21,508
Punctuation is important...

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Or "Let's eat, Grandma!" versus "Let's eat Grandma!"
 
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And on that theme...

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