Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Turn the volume knob up gradually when holding the C key.
 
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fresh_42 said:
As a pianist, I come across this sort of thing surprisingly often, especially in accompaniments. It is also quite common for composers to require the same note to be played (often with the other hand) while it is being held, which can however be approximated using the sustain pedal once one has learned to avoid the finger collision.
 
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At the supermarket. After paying:
Her: " You're a little short".
Me: " And You're a little fat".
Then I realized what the whole thing was about.
 
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Just don’t touch it while you’re grounded.
 
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Instead of calling it Pyrite(?) , let's use 22/7. It's 22/7. Pyrite?
 
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Just found my old ticket for the Petty Cash tour: Roseanne Cash and Tom Petty.
 
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“Help! I’m trapped in a parking lot, surrounded by monster vehicles!”

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Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?
 
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I made this meme...
 
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Followup: there is no joke so bleedingly obvious that it won't go right over the head of some internet noob...

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... and who will inevitably get roasted for it by someone.

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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy dead people
 
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jtbell said:
Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?
Just got this. (Watching the news)
 

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