Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Turn the volume knob up gradually when holding the C key.
 
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fresh_42 said:
As a pianist, I come across this sort of thing surprisingly often, especially in accompaniments. It is also quite common for composers to require the same note to be played (often with the other hand) while it is being held, which can however be approximated using the sustain pedal once one has learned to avoid the finger collision.
 
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At the supermarket. After paying:
Her: " You're a little short".
Me: " And You're a little fat".
Then I realized what the whole thing was about.
 
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Just don’t touch it while you’re grounded.
 
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Instead of calling it Pyrite(?) , let's use 22/7. It's 22/7. Pyrite?
 
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Just found my old ticket for the Petty Cash tour: Roseanne Cash and Tom Petty.
 
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“Help! I’m trapped in a parking lot, surrounded by monster vehicles!”

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Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?
 
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I made this meme...
 
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Followup: there is no joke so bleedingly obvious that it won't go right over the head of some internet noob...

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... and who will inevitably get roasted for it by someone.

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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy dead people
 
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jtbell said:
Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?
Just got this. (Watching the news)
 

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