Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

Turn the volume knob up gradually when holding the C key.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Jonathan Scott]

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As a pianist, I come across this sort of thing surprisingly often, especially in accompaniments. It is also quite common for composers to require the same note to be played (often with the other hand) while it is being held, which can however be approximated using the sustain pedal once one has learned to avoid the finger collision.

 

[WWGD]

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I thought mine were nerd jokes.

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

At the supermarket. After paying:
Her: " You're a little short".
Me: " And You're a little fat".
Then I realized what the whole thing was about.

 

[phinds]

 

[jtbell]

Just don’t touch it while you’re grounded.

 

[jack action]

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[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Instead of calling it Pyrite(?) , let's use 22/7. It's 22/7. Pyrite?

 

[WWGD]

Just found my old ticket for the Petty Cash tour: Roseanne Cash and Tom Petty.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

“Help! I’m trapped in a parking lot, surrounded by monster vehicles!”

 

[jtbell]

Punctuation is important...

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[jtbell]

Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?

 

[DaveC426913]

_{I made this meme...}

 

[DaveC426913]

Followup: there is no joke so bleedingly obvious that it won't go right over the head of some internet noob...

... and who will inevitably get roasted for it by someone.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Spoiler: Answer

Icy dead people

 

[DaveC426913]

Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?

Just got this. (Watching the news)