Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Turn the volume knob up gradually when holding the C key.
 
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fresh_42 said:
As a pianist, I come across this sort of thing surprisingly often, especially in accompaniments. It is also quite common for composers to require the same note to be played (often with the other hand) while it is being held, which can however be approximated using the sustain pedal once one has learned to avoid the finger collision.
 
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At the supermarket. After paying:
Her: " You're a little short".
Me: " And You're a little fat".
Then I realized what the whole thing was about.
 
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Just don’t touch it while you’re grounded.
 
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Instead of calling it Pyrite(?) , let's use 22/7. It's 22/7. Pyrite?
 
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Just found my old ticket for the Petty Cash tour: Roseanne Cash and Tom Petty.
 
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“Help! I’m trapped in a parking lot, surrounded by monster vehicles!”

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Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?
 
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I made this meme...
 
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Followup: there is no joke so bleedingly obvious that it won't go right over the head of some internet noob...

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... and who will inevitably get roasted for it by someone.

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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy dead people
 
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jtbell said:
Which is more likely to make your food taste better?

Preparing it with the help of A.I.?

Or preparing it with the help of A.1. (sauce)?
Just got this. (Watching the news)
 

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