Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Every man: "Look, if I say I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it! You don't have to remind me every six months!"
 
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I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.
Make them by itch Instead.
 
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Russian office for Uber renamed " Pikav Andropov.".
 
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davenn said:
Except they are both cobras
Hence why they need to learn python. It's like a second language for them.

What kind of snake do you have on a car?

Vindscreen vipers.
 
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Hahaha best one i have seen yet

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Q: Why do bananas never fight?
A: Because they are yellow.

Q: What is big, and red, and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock eater

Q: Why do firemen wear red braces?
A: To keep their trousers up.
 
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Dead flies, mosquitos, are part of a Baygon era.
 
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I noticed that my box of doughnut holes met their demise this morning.
They succumbed to consumption.
consumption = tuberculosis
 
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Bathroom sign:

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
 
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In the past: Dragon slain, princess in bed.
Today: Princess courted, dragon in the house.
 
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