Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Every man: "Look, if I say I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it! You don't have to remind me every six months!"
 
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I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.
Make them by itch Instead.
 
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Russian office for Uber renamed " Pikav Andropov.".
 
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davenn said:
Except they are both cobras
Hence why they need to learn python. It's like a second language for them.

What kind of snake do you have on a car?

Vindscreen vipers.
 
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Hahaha best one i have seen yet

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Q: Why do bananas never fight?
A: Because they are yellow.

Q: What is big, and red, and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock eater

Q: Why do firemen wear red braces?
A: To keep their trousers up.
 
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Dead flies, mosquitos, are part of a Baygon era.
 
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I noticed that my box of doughnut holes met their demise this morning.
They succumbed to consumption.
consumption = tuberculosis
 
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Bathroom sign:

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
 
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In the past: Dragon slain, princess in bed.
Today: Princess courted, dragon in the house.
 
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