Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

Every man: "Look, if I say I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it! You don't have to remind me every six months!"

 

[DaveC426913]

I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.

 

[WWGD]

I once made my own marsh mallows from scratch. Tasted awful. Probably the algae and mosquito larvae.

Make them by itch Instead.

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

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Except they are both cobras

 

[WWGD]

Russian office for Uber renamed " Pikav Andropov.".

 

[Ibix]

Except they are both cobras

Hence why they need to learn python. It's like a second language for them.

What kind of snake do you have on a car?

Vindscreen vipers.

 

[davenn]

Hahaha best one i have seen yet

 

[desertshaman]

Q: Why do bananas never fight?
A: Because they are yellow.

Q: What is big, and red, and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock eater

Q: Why do firemen wear red braces?
A: To keep their trousers up.

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Dead flies, mosquitos, are part of a Baygon era.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

I noticed that my box of doughnut holes met their demise this morning.
They succumbed to consumption.
consumption = tuberculosis

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Bathroom sign:

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

In the past: Dragon slain, princess in bed.
Today: Princess courted, dragon in the house.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[dextercioby]