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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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phinds said:
Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you. :oldlaugh:
All in the interest of scientific truth.
 
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  • #3,186
Draw an elephant : programmer

C++:
elephant->Draw();

Draw an elephant : physicist

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Assume the elephant is spherical
 
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  • #3,188
I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.
 
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  • #3,189
jack action said:
I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.
##y## is ##x##? ##b\cos\left(\frac xu\right)## or ##b\cos\left(\frac ux\right)##
 
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  • #3,191
It often do be like that.
 
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Square root finally found.
 
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a surd?
 
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gmax137 said:
a surd?
an absurd!
 
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From Facebook today:

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I prefer the Kobayashi Maru solution - rescue the plates by breaking the glass above.
 
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It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.
 
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jack action said:
It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.
This message brought to you by ##\mathrm{CAM}\mathbb{Re}\mathrm{P}##, the Campaign for Real Physics.
 
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jack action said:
It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.
It's even worse in mathematics.

Everything was pure French during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries: Cauchy, Lagrange, d'Alembert, Legendre, Lebesgue, l'Hôpital. And then came those Germans and invented set theory only to prepare for the Russian invasion of topology. Not to mention this British philosopher and this Austrian logician who tried to screw up everything.
 
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From Facebook today...

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(found on NdGT's fb page)
 
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From Facebook today...

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