Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Hornbein]

Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.

All in the interest of scientific truth.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrGreg]

Draw an elephant : programmer

elephant->Draw();

Draw an elephant : physicist

Assume the elephant is spherical

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

 

[Ibix]

I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

$y$ is $x$? $b\cos\left(\frac xu\right)$ or $b\cos\left(\frac ux\right)$

 

[jack action]

 

[nuuskur]

It often do be like that.

 

[fresh_42]

Square root finally found.

 

[gmax137]

a surd?

 

[fresh_42]

a surd?

an absurd!

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today:

 

[Borg]

I prefer the Kobayashi Maru solution - rescue the plates by breaking the glass above.

 

[gmax137]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.

 

[Ibix]

It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.

This message brought to you by $\mathrm{CAM}\mathbb{Re}\mathrm{P}$, the Campaign for Real Physics.

 

[fresh_42]

It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.

It's even worse in mathematics.

Everything was pure French during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries: Cauchy, Lagrange, d'Alembert, Legendre, Lebesgue, l'Hôpital. And then came those Germans and invented set theory only to prepare for the Russian invasion of topology. Not to mention this British philosopher and this Austrian logician who tried to screw up everything.

 

[DennisN]

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today...

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

(found on NdGT's fb page)

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today...

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]