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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

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Physics news on Phys.org
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Orodruin said:
That’s not ISO standard.

(ISO standard would be 20231231)
MJD 60309
 
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jbriggs444 said:
MJD 60309
That’s not ISO standard either 😏
 
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jbriggs444 said:
MJD 60309
Too long, couldn't memorize.
Just look at the newspaper or computer screen, it's easier. :doh:
 
  • #3,245
From Facebook today; I thought about posting in Lame Jokes, but this is really a science joke... :smile:

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  • #3,246
Science jokes are often misplaced in the lame joke bin.
 
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  • #3,247
Some may consider math and computer jokes as subsets of science (kind of like STEM).
In that case, I consider the more specific place to put them to be the better one (like test answers).
I think there are two threads on computer or information joke. Confusion is rampant!
 
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LOL, from Facebook today...

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berkeman said:
LOL, from Facebook today...

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Reminds me of the Get Smart intro.
Also two buttons, but only goes up.
 
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circle around their star

Ellipse, technically... :wink:
 
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... that the tilt is back in place, actually.
 
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I would have posted this as a joke, if ...

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... it wasn't so wrong. So let's make it a quiz:

Who can find the error?
 
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fresh_42 said:
I would have posted this as a joke, if ...

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... it wasn't so wrong. So let's make it a quiz:

Who can find the error?
1744? By which time Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit had been dead for nearly a decade?
 
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jbriggs444 said:
1744? By which time Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit had been dead for nearly a decade?
Very good! Two more mistakes, but still not the one I was thinking of.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Very good! Two more mistakes, but still not the one I was thinking of.
The Fahrenheit scale was not refined to its modern definition until 1776?
Or the reversal of the Celsius scale in 1743?
 
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jbriggs444 said:
The Fahrenheit scale was not refined to its modern definition until 1776?
Or the reversal of the Celsius scale in 1743?
The latter, yes.
However, unlike the modern Celsius scale, Celsius assigned a value of 0 °C to the boiling point of water and a value of 100 °C to the freezing point. The modern Celsius scale, in which the boiling point of water is assigned the value 100 °C and the freezing point is assigned the value 0 °C, was introduced by Carl von Linné, a friend of Celsius, shortly after his death in 1744.
 
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What is it with the USA using Fahrenheit, where a temperature of 100 is defined, as that inside a cow.
 
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I saw the photo and immediately thought Newton.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Who can find the error?
Also, he was 42, not 43 at his death.
 
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jack action said:
Also, he was 42, not 43 at his death.
Numerically however, the math works out that way; Zero-based versus One-based.
 
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Baluncore said:
What is it with the USA using Fahrenheit, where a temperature of 100 is defined, as that inside a cow.
What if the cow has fever?
 
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I believe that book was peer-reviewed, but not by scientists.
 
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Baluncore said:
I believe that book was peer-reviewed, but not by scientists.
But if it was given by God … who was the peer? 🤔
 
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(Just a quick reminder to avoid religious topics at PF, even in the humor threads. Thanks) :wink:
 
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