This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.
Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.
Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.
Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.
One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.jack action said:
Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?Baluncore said:
No.strangerep said:
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<counts negatives on fingers>Baluncore said:
It is often wrongly assumed, that the shift theorem also applies to the courier transform.George Jones said:
I thought it was this:George Jones said:
Now I get it! That's why people talked so much about Arielle Black! They thought it was time for new Romans.DrGreg said:
Who knows? Before you could count 1-2-3 she flew away on her Wingdings.gmax137 said:
Did we ... did we resolve this?Baluncore said:
Well, uhm, is the question of Nemesis really decided, yet?DaveC426913 said:
But its the night time that counts!berkeman said:
Yes. The astronomer's day is the night!BillTre said:
I have been pissed on by geckos.Baluncore said:
Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.Hornbein said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-130#post-5985147phinds said:Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.
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