Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Orodruin]

 

[DrClaude]

But if it was given by God … who was the peer?

Why God never got tenure:

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It wasn't published in a peer-reviewed journal.
3. Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Baluncore]

Michael Collins is the only human, living or dead, not contained in the frame of this picture.

That was only until his name was placed at the start of the top line.

 

[BadgerBadger92]

Are physics jokes funny?

The answer is relative.

 

[DrClaude]

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Can I be pedantic? (As anything stopped me before?)

This is of course only true of the people born at the time (I, for one, am not in this picture).

 

[Ibix]

(I, for one, am not in this picture).

Your atoms are...

 

[DrClaude]

Your atoms are...

Who is to say? The Earth gains some 5000 tons of space dust per year.

 

[BillTre]

 

[pinball1970]

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I just got this! Also, are sure this is not your door??

 

[fresh_42]

I just got this! Also, are sure this is not your door??

I would have pinned that ...

... on my door.

(Sorry, it's German and also only understandable for Asterix fans. Maybe some will get the pun and laugh anyway.)

 

[collinsmark]

Supernova

(Source: https://xkcd.com/2878)

 

[Halc]

Supernova

(Source: https://xkcd.com/2878)

Mind you, the distance below which billions die is perhaps 3 ticks from the origin.
This is astronomers we're talking about.

 

[fresh_42]

Schrödinger's dumpster.

 

[Demystifier]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[gmax137]

The sad thing is, people thinking these stupid order-of-operations questions are "math."

 

[Orodruin]

The sad thing is, people thinking these stupid order-of-operations questions are "math."

I found that one hillarious because it is a spoof of the order-of-operations questions. Rather clever actually. The answer really is 5!

 

[gmax137]

D'oh. Thanks for helping me see!

 

[berkeman]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Orodruin]

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