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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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Orodruin said:
But if it was given by God … who was the peer? 🤔
Why God never got tenure:
  1. He had only one major publication.
  2. It wasn't published in a peer-reviewed journal.
  3. Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.
 
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berkeman said:
Michael Collins is the only human, living or dead, not contained in the frame of this picture.
That was only until his name was placed at the start of the top line.
 
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Are physics jokes funny?

The answer is relative.
 
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berkeman said:
Can I be pedantic? (As anything stopped me before?)

This is of course only true of the people born at the time (I, for one, am not in this picture).
 
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DrClaude said:
(I, for one, am not in this picture).
Your atoms are...
 
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pinball1970 said:
I just got this! Also, are sure this is not your door??
I would have pinned that ...

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... on my door.

(Sorry, it's German and also only understandable for Asterix fans. Maybe some will get the pun and laugh anyway.)
 
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collinsmark said:
Supernova

(Source: https://xkcd.com/2878)
Mind you, the distance below which billions die is perhaps 3 ticks from the origin.
This is astronomers we're talking about.
 
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Schrödinger's dumpster.
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The sad thing is, people thinking these stupid order-of-operations questions are "math."
 
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gmax137 said:
The sad thing is, people thinking these stupid order-of-operations questions are "math."

I found that one hillarious because it is a spoof of the order-of-operations questions. Rather clever actually. The answer really is 5!
 
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D'oh. Thanks for helping me see!
 
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On the topic of internet conversations:

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