Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

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... and my favorite recent version:

How can an earthquake in A cause a tsunami warning in B?

 

[phinds]

It has to bounce off of antarctica

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

Spoiler

Although it would have been a lot better if they could have been in a snowbank with that pillar...

 

[Ibix]

I have just seen a tshirt featuring Schrödinger's Opossum. You don't know if it's alive or dead even after opening the box.

 

[ohwilleke]

Found unattributed on Facebook:

 

[Herman Trivilino]

On a traffic stop the cop asks Professor Shrödinger if it's okay to search his trunk. With permission he proceeds. Afterwards the cop says "Professor, do you realize there's a dead cat in your trunk?"

Shrödinger replies, "Well, there is now".

 

[Ivan Seeking]

All doorways have a minimum safe speed at very low temperatures.

 

[256bits]

Meanwhile, at the alternative universe hillbilly redneck research institute,

Heisenberg on visiting his friend: I'm not sure, but I am certain your cat is dead.
Schrodinger poking it with a stick: I think so. Been like that for 3 days now..

 

[collinsmark]

Today's xkcd.

Wavefunction Collapse

(Source: https://xkcd.com/3134/)

 

[Ibix]

Did you hear about the quantum physicist who fainted? Unconsciousness causes collapse.

 

[Swamp Thing]

Us - mere sexagenarians.

Thanks for ruining my day.

Until now, it had never crossed my mind that I've been a sexagenarian for quite a while now.

And don't anyone trot out that old joke about how it sounds like more fun than it is.

 

[DrGreg]

Until now, it had never crossed my mind that I've been a sexagenarian for quite a while now

Maybe it has crossed my mind that I'm a sexagenarian, but I've forgotten.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Demystifier]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

Can anyone attest that this is peer reviewed?

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So I found out that this theory applies to the other sex in a similar way as well:

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[DaveC426913]

For @phinds and other xylophiles.

A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.

 

[jack action]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

A binary star system is when it has either 0 or 1 stars.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[DrGreg]

A binary star system is when it has either 0 or 1 stars.

No, it has 10.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

Why it's called science *fiction*:

 

[BillTre]