Collection of Science Jokes P2

[davenn]

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sad but true

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

 

[Keith_McClary]

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After publication I simplified a couple of my papers so they were trivial. They might not have been publishable in that form but if they were they might be in undergrad textbooks.

 

[Steelwolf]

Silly undergrads, they were wearing shirts that said:
"Just Say
N₂O
to Drugs!"

And thought it would fly in the Chem Class.

 

[Ibix]

Seen on a tshirt yesterday:$$\sqrt{-1}\ 2^3\sum\pi$$

 

[Demystifier]

And thought it would fly in the Chem Class.

I first thought that you wrote "Chern Class" and coudn't figure out how is it related to algebraic topology. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chern_class

 

[Demystifier]

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Is that Mileva?

 

[Ibix]

I first thought that you wrote "Chern Class" and coudn't figure out how is it related to algebraic topology. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chern_class

Just say $\aleph_0$ to countable infinities.

 

[Ibix]

Better:

Child: I want it!
Me: No.
Child: But I want it!
Me: No.
Child: But I waaannnt it!
Me: How many times do I have to say it? $\aleph_0$.

 

[Demystifier]

Better:

Child: I want it!
Me: No.
Child: But I want it!
Me: No.
Child: But I waaannnt it!
Me: How many times do I have to say it? $\aleph_0$.

Or maybe it's not $\aleph_0$ but $\omega$. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_number

 

[berkeman]

Seen on a tshirt yesterday:$$\sqrt{-1}\ 2^3\sum\pi$$

That only works for Physicists and Mathematicians. Engineers would figure you didn't know how to spell...

 

[fresh_42]

That only works for Physicists and Mathematicians. Engineers would figure you didn't know how to spell...

They would think it reads $18.84$!

$\sqrt{-1}$ is a positive root, ergo $1$.
$2^3 \approx 2\cdot 3 = 6$.
$\sum \pi \approx 3.14$

Edit: I was a bit unfair to engineers. In fact it is $2^3\approx 1+2*3$ (Bernoulli).

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

dunno how Argon got in there

 

[strangerep]

It took me a few moments to get "MHO".

 

[collinsmark]

Seen on a tshirt yesterday:$$\sqrt{-1}\ 2^3\sum\pi$$

That only works for Physicists and Mathematicians. Engineers would figure you didn't know how to spell...

'Works fine for engineers if your name is Jay.

 

[fresh_42]

Promising young physicist at primary school:
\begin{array}{|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|c|}
\hline \cdot & 1_1 & 2_1 & 3_1 & 4_1 &5_1&6_1&7_1&8_1&9_1&10_1 \\
\hline 1^1 &\langle 1|1 \rangle & \langle 1|2 \rangle &\langle 1|3 \rangle &\langle 1|4 \rangle &\langle 1|5 \rangle &\langle 1|6 \rangle &\langle 1|7 \rangle &\langle 1|8 \rangle &\langle 1|9 \rangle & \langle 1|10 \rangle \\
\hline 2^1 &\langle 2|1 \rangle & \langle 2|2 \rangle &\langle 2|3 \rangle &\langle 2|4 \rangle &\langle 2|5 \rangle &\langle 2|6 \rangle &\langle 2|7 \rangle &\langle 2|8 \rangle &\langle 2|9 \rangle & \langle 2|10 \rangle \\
\hline 3^1 &\langle 3|1 \rangle & \langle 3|2 \rangle &\langle 3|3 \rangle &\langle 3|4 \rangle &\langle 3|5 \rangle &\langle 3|6 \rangle &\langle 3|7 \rangle &\langle 3|8 \rangle &\langle 3|9 \rangle & \langle 3|10 \rangle \\
\hline 4^1 &\langle 4|1 \rangle & \langle 4|2 \rangle &\langle 4|3 \rangle &\langle 4|4 \rangle &\langle 4|5 \rangle &\langle 4|6 \rangle &\langle 4|7 \rangle &\langle 4|8 \rangle &\langle 4|9 \rangle & \langle 4|10 \rangle \\
\hline 5^1 &\langle 5|1 \rangle & \langle 5|2 \rangle &\langle 5|3 \rangle &\langle 5|4 \rangle &\langle 5|5 \rangle &\langle 5|6 \rangle &\langle 5|7 \rangle &\langle 5|8 \rangle &\langle 5|9 \rangle & \langle 5|10 \rangle \\
\hline 6^1 &\langle 6|1 \rangle & \langle 6|2 \rangle &\langle 6|3 \rangle &\langle 6|4 \rangle &\langle 6|5 \rangle &\langle 6|6 \rangle &\langle 6|7 \rangle &\langle 6|8 \rangle &\langle 6|9 \rangle & \langle 6|10 \rangle \\
\hline 7^1 &\langle 7|1 \rangle & \langle 7|2 \rangle &\langle 7|3 \rangle &\langle 7|4 \rangle &\langle 7|5 \rangle &\langle 7|6 \rangle &\langle 7|7 \rangle &\langle 7|8 \rangle &\langle 7|9 \rangle & \langle 7|10 \rangle \\
\hline 8^1 &\langle 8|1 \rangle & \langle 8|2 \rangle &\langle 8|3 \rangle &\langle 8|4 \rangle &\langle 8|5 \rangle &\langle 8|6 \rangle &\langle 8|7 \rangle &\langle 8|8 \rangle &\langle 8|9 \rangle & \langle 8|10 \rangle \\
\hline 9^1 &\langle 9|1 \rangle & \langle 9|2 \rangle &\langle 9|3 \rangle &\langle 9|4 \rangle &\langle 9|5 \rangle &\langle 9|6 \rangle &\langle 9|7 \rangle &\langle 9|8 \rangle &\langle 9|9 \rangle & \langle 9|10 \rangle \\
\hline 10^1 &\langle 10|1 \rangle & \langle 10|2 \rangle &\langle 10|3 \rangle &\langle 10|4 \rangle &\langle 10|5 \rangle &\langle 10|6 \rangle &\langle 10|7 \rangle &\langle 10|8 \rangle &\langle 10|9 \rangle & \langle 10|10 \rangle \\
\hline
\end{array}

 

[Steelwolf]

As long as mathematicians remember their table manners, all goes well.

 

[DennisN]

The Flat Earth concept is like a gift that keeps on giving...

 

[Steelwolf]

He was just lucky it was Flat Mars in the orbit at that time, Flat Venus would be right out!

Then again, isn't there something almost like that with the Venus Flat Trap?

 

[mfb]

These jokes are getting really flat.

 

[Steelwolf]

Well, people HAVE been complaining about planes falling out of the sky, so there might be something to it...other than the delivery.

 

[DennisN]

"Galileo, you'll have to simplify the experiment."

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Steelwolf]

Schroedinger...Isn't he the guy what invented Cat Boxing? That's just mean, making cats fight like that: standing upright, paws sheathed and no ear-biting allowed...just plain un-natural.

 

[Ibix]

The problem with cat boxing is that both cats are always KO'd and not KO'd at the same time.

 

[Steelwolf]

In the Biology Department: Do you know how to cut off a cat's tail?

Take away his wheels!