Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Ibix]

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Beer contains CO₂? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...

 

[fresh_42]

Beer contains CO₂? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...

The original joke was sharper, but I was unsecure how much black humor is allowed on PF.

 

[BillTre]

Coincidence?

Prometheoarchaeum syntrophicum
vs.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Random Similarity or Something Deeper?

 

[DaveC426913]

Beer contains CO₂? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...

Humano-gastric sequestration of CO2.

But only for an hour at a time...

 

[Keith_McClary]

Excellent 3 minute geo-engineering video:

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/0...olve-climate-change-totally-****-over-planet/
(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)

 

[mfb]

(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)

A case where avoiding it is perfectly fine: Link to the video

 

[Steelwolf]

That is Quite the Satire site, got to love it! Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!

 

[256bits]

(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)

Yeah
I tried XXX 'ng out the words "climate change. Didn't work.
Tried replacing the **** with *0*0*0 - which is really family lovey dovey friendly - didn't work either.

solution finale - brute force URL.
Nice video.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

 

[Ibix]

I wonder if electronic transactions could handle the 0.159... of a cent he's shorting them with that total?

 

[jack action]

Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

 

[Ibix]

Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

Unfortunately it appears to have resulted in a multiplicative increase in sales from zero.

The cynic in me wonders how long it'll be before Hallmark (or whoever) start selling circular cards with a picture of a pie on them saying happy "pie" day...

 

[Ibix]

So as not to pollute the comments in @bhobba's Insight on Recursion in Programming and When to Use/Not to Use It: the obvious answer is that it is appropriate to use recursion at any time when it is appropriate to use recursion.

 

[DaveC426913]

I'm going to petition for a holiday to commemorate the day Pi finally got its commemorative day.

 

[DaveC426913]

And before we drift off the topic of recursion, I'm going to seize the rare opportunity to post my artistic tribute to Douglas Hofstadter:

 

[Ibix]

I'm going to petition for a holiday to commemorate the day Pi finally got its commemorative day.

I like this plan, especially taken to the obvious extreme.

 

[Borg]

I like this plan, especially taken to the obvious extreme.

As long as nobody starts a recursion thread.

 

[Ibix]

As long as nobody starts a recursion thread.

I think I did once do a joke on recursion, citing the same post as a source.

Edit: here.

 

[Klystron]

I think I did once do a joke on recursion, citing the same post as a source.

Edit: here.

Please do not. Recursion makes my head hurt. Makes my head hurt. Head Hurt. Hurt...

 

[Ibix]

Please do not. Recursion makes my head hurt. Makes my head hurt. Head Hurt. Hurt...

The good thing about headaches caused by recursion is that there's a rather elegant way to clear them up using just one analgesic...

 

[davenn]

 

[OCR]

Edit: here.

That looks so much more exactly the same !

 

[fresh_42]

The good thing about headaches caused by recursion is that there's a rather elegant way to clear them up using just one analgesic...

You mean something like: if nLoopCount > 1,000,000 then throw exception ASA?

 

[DaveC426913]

"It's like déjà vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra

 

[fresh_42]

First ever high resolution image of an exoplanet!
TrES-2 = Kepler 1-b

 

[DaveC426913]

Computer enhanced:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]