Collection of Science Jokes P2

[davenn]

one for my fellow astronomers

 

[Ibix]

My favourite element is Helium. ^{I always speak highly of it.}

Fixed that for me.

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

I don't believe the cat wrote that. They have trouble with algebra because they always call all the unknowns $\mu$.

 

[Demystifier]

 

[Demystifier]

Newton, Einstein and Hawking walk into the bar. The bartender says - Is it a joke?

 

[davenn]

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[Ibix]

But do they transform themselves to stay current?

...actually, it would seem not:
https://www.rockhall.com/sites/default/files/styles/header_image_portrait/public/acdchero_web.jpg?itok=9mel4cOs
Now

 

[mfb]

Looks like a transformation to me. Not enough to avoid hair losses, however.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

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that passed me by ??

 

[Keith_McClary]

that passed me by ??

Curelius should be more of an orangey colour. I guess it's patinated.

 

[*now*]

 

[fresh_42]

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And did you know they are used to produce condensed milk?

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

If they don't ground him, he'll end up charged with something. Battery, probably.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Reminds me of:

 

[mfb]

Software engineering - the only profession where it is good if children die before their parents.

 

[Ibix]

that passed me by ??

Marcus Aurelius was a Roman emperor, whose head I presume it is on the coins. Au, Ag, and Cu are chemical elements.

 

[jack action]

Reminds me of:
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That one reminds me of this one:

 

[Ibix]

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match...

 

[Bandersnatch]

(credit: radosc.wesolosc; transl. mine)

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

NASA was late on Mars!

 

[fresh_42]

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/245107

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Klystron]

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/245107

Reminds me of a true life hack at CERN circa 1990's.

Early morning meet at SRI International STAR Lab clustered around my workstation. An alert from CERN pops up. With data security the topic I click on the "bulletin" revealing a series of gaping orifices, not unlike the attachment though human. CERN had been hacked in revenge for some perceived Internet slight.

In retrospect I handled the situation with aplomb but actually I only remember the hack, not the reactions of my workmates.

 

[davenn]

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