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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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one for my fellow astronomers

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Ibix said:
My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.
Fixed that for me.
 
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Schrodinger's cat.jpg
 
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I don't believe the cat wrote that. They have trouble with algebra because they always call all the unknowns ##\mu##.
 
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Newton, Einstein and Hawking walk into the bar. The bartender says - Is it a joke?
 
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But do they transform themselves to stay current?

...actually, it would seem not:
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Looks like a transformation to me. Not enough to avoid hair losses, however.
 
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davenn said:
that passed me by ??
Curelius should be more of an orangey colour. I guess it's patinated.
 
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expectation Vs budget.jpg
 
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If they don't ground him, he'll end up charged with something. Battery, probably.
 
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Reminds me of:
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Software engineering - the only profession where it is good if children die before their parents.
 
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davenn said:
that passed me by ??
Marcus Aurelius was a Roman emperor, whose head I presume it is on the coins. Au, Ag, and Cu are chemical elements.
 
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match...
 
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Dear Algebra.jpg
 
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NASA was late on Mars!

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fresh_42 said:
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Reminds me of a true life hack at CERN circa 1990's.

Early morning meet at SRI International STAR Lab clustered around my workstation. An alert from CERN pops up. With data security the topic I click on the "bulletin" revealing a series of gaping orifices, not unlike the attachment though human. CERN had been hacked in revenge for some perceived Internet slight.

In retrospect I handled the situation with aplomb but actually I only remember the hack, not the reactions of my workmates.
 
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