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Celsius could never treat Fahrenheit like an adult, because Fahrenheit becoming 50 was like 10 to Celsius.
 
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In the "light" of this thread ...
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/betelgeuse-unusual-dimming-ready-to-supernova.982440/

was tempted to post in that thread

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berkeman said:
"If you believe in psychokinetic powers, please raise my hand."

-Steven Wright, Kurt Vonnegut, and Emo Philips-
@berkeman telepathically influenced me to repost that here (I think it counts as a science joke).
 
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berkeman said:
"If you believe in psychokinetic powers, please raise my hand."
Easy. @berkeman have you found the five hundred dollars on top of the cupboard in the kitchen?
 
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I don't think the prime factorization problem can be solved, but then again, I am not (Peter) Shor...
 
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SpaceX uses "rapid unscheduled disassembly" for "it blew up".

We'll get a rapid scheduled disassembly in a week (in-flight abort test of the capsule, the remaining rocket is expected to blow up afterwards).
 
jack action said:
Who wants to do a vehicle dynamics analysis for a new concept?
It looks to me like the camper wheel is stuck against the pump island curb.
 
jack action said:
Who wants to do a vehicle dynamics analysis for a new concept?
Sounds like a homework problem. When the car accelerates at 3 m/s2 in a straight line, what is the initial torque at the front connection? Which part hits the ground first, and at which speed?
 
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mfb said:
Sounds like a homework problem. When the car accelerates at 3 m/s2 in a straight line, what is the initial torque at the front connection? Which part hits the ground first, and at which speed?
...and calculate the rise in his insurance premiums when it happens. Express your answer using standard form.
 
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Would love to watch him (trying) to back that camper into make the utility hookups!
 
What sits on your shoulder and goes "Pieces of nine!"?

A parroty error.
 
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Did you hear about the Star Wars character who is 3 parts carbon, 1 part phosphorous and 1 part oxygen?

C3PO
 
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A mathematician cop pulls over a metaphorically speeding and swerving physicist, but thankfully he let's her go with a warning. Please don't drink and derive.
 
I know this feeling :smile: :

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