Collection of Science Jokes P2

DaveC426913

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And before we drift off the topic of recursion, I'm going to seize the rare opportunity to post my artistic tribute to Douglas Hofstadter:

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Borg

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I like this plan, especially taken to the obvious extreme.
As long as nobody starts a recursion thread. :nb)
 

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I think I did once do a joke on recursion, citing the same post as a source.

Edit: here.
Please do not. Recursion makes my head hurt. Makes my head hurt. Head Hurt. Hurt...
 

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Please do not. Recursion makes my head hurt. Makes my head hurt. Head Hurt. Hurt...
The good thing about headaches caused by recursion is that there's a rather elegant way to clear them up using just one analgesic...
 

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The good thing about headaches caused by recursion is that there's a rather elegant way to clear them up using just one analgesic...
You mean something like: if nLoopCount > 1,000,000 then throw exception ASA?
 

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First ever high resolution image of an exoplanet!
TrES-2 = Kepler 1-b
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Ibix

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I can't count the number of irrational arguments out there.
How many reals could Cantor count if Cantor could count reals?

Not great, but "countables" doesn't scan...
 

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For any real time process, it is complex.
For a while, dialing an unassigned MIT phone number produced the message "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please multiply by i and dial again."
 

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For a while, dialing an unassigned MIT phone number produced the message "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please multiply by i and dial again."
I is on the 4 key on a phone keypad. So dial *4 after or 4* before?
 

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