Collection of Science Jokes P2

Bandersnatch

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The really overweight black holes do order other kinds of food. But they take it home and when nobody's looking turn it into spaghetti anyway.
 
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The really overweight black holes do order other kinds of food. But they take it home and when nobody's looking turn it into spaghetti anyway.
They do it at a place where no one can look anyway.
Smaller, less experienced black holes do it in places you can see.
 

Bandersnatch

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They are indeed nasty, warped black holes, with a singular culinary purpose. Luckily one can recognise them in the crowd by their baldness.
 
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Engineer, guy who didn't believe in Nostradamus, Ancient Aliens, the paranormal, and so forth, was give a book on prognostication. He figured it would be BS but he said it was amazing ... after skimming just the first 3 pages he was able to make an ironclad 100% guaranteed prognostication, which was:

I'm not going to finish this book.
 

Demystifier

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Newton, Einstein and Hawking walk into the bar. The bartender says - Is it a joke?
 

Ibix

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But do they transform themselves to stay current?

...actually, it would seem not:
Then
Now
 
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Looks like a transformation to me. Not enough to avoid hair losses, however.
 

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