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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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The UFO report thread got closed, so I'm posting this here instead.

Fuzzy Blob
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(Source: https://xkcd.com/2472/)
 
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collinsmark said:
The UFO report thread got closed, so I'm posting this here instead.

Fuzzy Blob

(Source: https://xkcd.com/2472/)
Haha. Just yesterday, on the another forum (that shall not be named) I posted this to the "In defense of UFOs" thread.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Conspiracy theory
It's a nice detail how horn and wings are supported by absolutely no data point.
 
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mfb said:
It's a nice detail how horn and wings are supported by absolutely no data point.
Yep. Very consistent w/ conspiracy theories.
 
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I sense trouble in their future lightcone...
 
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People who don't believe in time travel are just living in the past.
 
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The case of hyper-rapid evolution:

In just over 100 years the Klingons went from

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Ivan Seeking said:
The case of hyper-rapid evolution:

In just over 100 years the Klingons went from

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This is kind of addressed, in a "hand waving" sort of way, in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Episode: "Trials and Tribble-ations." This might be the only time it's ever addressed in the whole Star Trek genera (as far as I know). You may have to watch it on YouTube (instead of the embedded version), but I've provided the link below:

 
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collinsmark said:
This is kind of addressed, in a "hand waving" sort of way, in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Episode: "Trials and Tribble-ations." This might be the only time it's ever addressed in the whole Star Trek genera (as far as I know). You may have to watch it on YouTube (instead of the embedded version), but I've provided the link below:


But he said that they don't discuss it with outsiders. Must be some weird sex thing...

In the beginning I think they were really just Russians.
 
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The prequel series Enterprise eventually explained it as a nasty accident. Some illegally genetically engineered human super soldiers came to their attention when the half dozen of them killed an entire Klingon warship's crew and stole the ship. Impressed, they tried to reverse engineer the super soldier tech from a dead body, but only succeeded in creating and accidentally releasing a virus that made them look more like humans. That affected almost all then-living Klingons before burning out, which is why only original series era Klingons look like yellow peril villains.

Rodenberry apparently said that the Klingons were always meant to look like the modern ones, but it would have bust the budget in the 60s. Nothing to do with rising discomfort with the evil scheming Klingons being basically white guys in yellowface, no sir. Official in-universe justifications post date his death.

Non-canon material published after the first movie (with the first ridged forehead Klingons) and before the sixth (with the first canon explanation of how peace came about) proposed that the old Klingons were Klingon-human hybrids bred to have a better understanding of humans, specifically for service on the frontier. But they were second class citizens with a militaristic culture distinct from mainstream Klingon society (the original series Klingons are notably differently characterised from later versions), and equipped with a decent navy. I'll let you guess how well that went. After the fighting finished the Empire was no longer capable of facing the Federation so had to go for a peace treaty. The Feds are idealistic enough to think they can teach the Klingons cooperation so they go for it. In many ways that's a better explanation IMO, but by the time the official explanation was written (by Judith and Gar Reeves-Stevens, who were actually old school Star Trek authors retained to try to save Enterprise) there was too much official stuff inconsistent with it, so the virus was born.
 
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Ibix said:
The prequel series Enterprise eventually explained it as a nasty accident. Some illegally genetically engineered human super soldiers came to their attention when the half dozen of them killed an entire Klingon warship's crew and stole the ship. Impressed, they tried to reverse engineer the super soldier tech from a dead body, but only succeeded in creating and accidentally releasing a virus that made them look more like humans. That affected almost all then-living Klingons before burning out, which is why only original series era Klingons look like yellow peril villains.

Rodenberry apparently said that the Klingons were always meant to look like the modern ones, but it would have bust the budget in the 60s. Nothing to do with rising discomfort with the evil scheming Klingons being basically white guys in yellowface, no sir. Official in-universe justifications post date his death.

Non-canon material published after the first movie (with the first ridged forehead Klingons) and before the sixth (with the first canon explanation of how peace came about) proposed that the old Klingons were Klingon-human hybrids bred to have a better understanding of humans, specifically for service on the frontier. But they were second class citizens with a militaristic culture distinct from mainstream Klingon society (the original series Klingons are notably differently characterised from later versions), and equipped with a decent navy. I'll let you guess how well that went. After the fighting finished the Empire was no longer capable of facing the Federation so had to go for a peace treaty. The Feds are idealistic enough to think they can teach the Klingons cooperation so they go for it. In many ways that's a better explanation IMO, but by the time the official explanation was written (by Judith and Gar Reeves-Stevens, who were actually old school Star Trek authors retained to try to save Enterprise) there was too much official stuff inconsistent with it, so the virus was born.
I thought the reboot was brilliant. It was a bit of a cheap dodge but the problems of consistency, which hardcore trekkers taker very seriously, had gotten far too deep in the weeds.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I thought the reboot was brilliant. It was a bit of a cheap dodge but the problems of consistency, which hardcore trekkers taker very seriously, had gotten far too deep in the weeds.
Which, the JJ Abrams movies? I only watched the first one - I enjoyed it the first time but on the second watching all sorts of details started to jump out at me and I ended up with trouble suspending my disbelief. Which is saying something coming from a fairly old school Star Trek fan. :wink:
 
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Ibix said:
Which, the JJ Abrams movies? I only watched the first one - I enjoyed it the first time but on the second watching all sorts of details started to jump out at me and I ended up with trouble suspending my disbelief. Which is saying something coming from a fairly old school Star Trek fan. :wink:
Interesting. Truthfully, I liked the ABrams reboot but I haven't followed much since. However I do still find myself going to the old series from time to time, which was the motivation for my post in the first place. I have been watching TOS. I wonder how many times I've seen these. LOL!

I never did get into DS 9, Enterprise, or the late generation movies like I did TOS, TNG, and Voyager.
 
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While watching the old series, sometimes it is easy to forget what was science fiction back then. We have mostly surpassed their level of computer technology.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I never did get into DS 9, Enterprise, or the late generation movies like I did TOS, TNG, and Voyager.
How did you manage to ignore Jolene Blalock?
 
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fresh_42 said:
How did you manage to ignore Jolene Blalock?
Well, yes... I'm at a loss for words.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I never did get into DS 9, Enterprise, or the late generation movies like I did TOS, TNG, and Voyager.
I'd say DS9 is my favourite, largely because it didn't hit the reset button at the end of every episode.
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While watching the old series, sometimes it is easy to forget what was science fiction back then. We have mostly surpassed their level of computer technology.
Oh yeah. Pocket computers with dynamic touch screen interfaces make everything on the show look obsolete...
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Well, yes... I'm at a loss for words.
I will always have Seven. Grrrrrrrr!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I will always have Seven. Grrrrrrrr!
Born in Munich, btw.!
 
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fresh_42 said:
Born in Munich, btw.!
German, Dutch, Swedish...Russian... don't get me started! :heart:😍🥰😎
 
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They keep saying the Delta variant is different...

Well yeah, it's DELTA. :rolleyes:
 
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It means: Everything is alright. The resistor works.
 
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Don't worry.
That is perfectly normal for a lose bolt on the ground clamp lead of an electrical welder.
 
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The modern medical MRI uses magnetic field strengths of up to 3 Tesla. It has been discovered that due to residual magnetism in the iron in blood, people who have had a recent MRI have a preference towards walking North.

You can make a compass out of them if you have a pool and a raft.
 
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fresh_42 said:
How did you manage to ignore Jolene Blalock?
Jolene Blalock = Ginger
Linda Park = Mary Ann
 
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The newest release of Windows comes with hot keys for porn.
 
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