Collection of Science Jokes P2

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Bandersnatch

The really overweight black holes do order other kinds of food. But they take it home and when nobody's looking turn it into spaghetti anyway.

mfb

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The really overweight black holes do order other kinds of food. But they take it home and when nobody's looking turn it into spaghetti anyway.
They do it at a place where no one can look anyway.
Smaller, less experienced black holes do it in places you can see.

Bandersnatch

They are indeed nasty, warped black holes, with a singular culinary purpose. Luckily one can recognise them in the crowd by their baldness.

phinds

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Engineer, guy who didn't believe in Nostradamus, Ancient Aliens, the paranormal, and so forth, was give a book on prognostication. He figured it would be BS but he said it was amazing ... after skimming just the first 3 pages he was able to make an ironclad 100% guaranteed prognostication, which was:

I'm not going to finish this book.

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davenn

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indeed, it's .........

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Ibix

My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.

Ibix

I kind of want to work out where that pub is...

DrGreg

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My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.
That's very noble of you.

mfb

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He is everywhere!
Even in my signature.

davenn

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one for my fellow astronomers

Ibix

My favourite element is Helium. I always speak highly of it.
Fixed that for me.

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Ibix

I don't believe the cat wrote that. They have trouble with algebra because they always call all the unknowns $\mu$.

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Demystifier

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Newton, Einstein and Hawking walk into the bar. The bartender says - Is it a joke?

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Ibix

But do they transform themselves to stay current?

...actually, it would seem not:
Then
Now

mfb

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Looks like a transformation to me. Not enough to avoid hair losses, however.

fresh_42

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"Collection of Science Jokes P2"

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