Collection of Science Jokes P2

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If the original number is imaginary with a positive imaginary component then taking the complex conjugation and multiplying by i will make it real and positive, but multiplying it with the complex conjugate of i will work as well.

i*##\cdot##[number] and [number]*##\cdot##i are both fine.
 

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My IQ cannot be measured on the real number line. I'm just too complex!!
Does that mean your irrational?
or imaginary?
 
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@Ibix
Just edited my response.
 

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Since the Q in IQ stands for quotient, I think all IQs are rational by definition. But he could be completely imaginary.
IQ = Imaginary Quotient? Psh! Get real!
 

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All wrong. It is an element of a ##Q-##algebra. It is generated by
$$
\{\,IQ , ABQ,BBQ,Q\#,Q1,Q2,Q3,Q4,QB,QED,QLD,QM,QFT,QSO,QPR\,\}
$$
 

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All wrong. It is an element of a ##Q-##algebra. It is generated by
$$
\{\,IQ , ABQ,BBQ,Q\#,Q1,Q2,Q3,Q4,QB,QED,QLD,QM,QFT,QSO,QPR\,\}
$$
It's what you wait in when your Lasik doctor has three patients ahead of you.
 

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Experimental physicist: I understand ##x\gg 1##, but what does ##x\rightarrow\infty## mean?
Mathematical physicist: I understand ##x\rightarrow\infty##, but what does ##x\gg 1## mean?
Practical theoretical physicist: I understand both, but what's the difference?
 
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Does that mean your irrational?
or imaginary?
I don't know about @Drakkith , but my number of friends [itex]f[/itex] can be written as [itex]f = a + bi[/itex], where [itex]a[/itex] is my number of real friends and [itex]b[/itex] my number of imaginary friends. As long as [itex]a > b[/itex], I consider the situation acceptable. I sometimes get into an argument with my friends. It's usually resolved as [itex]arctan (b/a)[/itex].
 
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As long as the nose is pointing down they are not going to space today attack anyone.
 

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As long as the nose is pointing down they are not going to space today attack anyone.
Ah yes, the classic Up Goer Five! Remeber, if parts start to fall off in the wrong order, you will also not be going to space today.
 
Carbohydrates: We are infested with hydroxides.
Biologists: OH!
 

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Quantum Mechanics by Dr. Mel:

Caution, if you put it back on the shelf, it changes places with other books.
 

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