# Collection of Science Jokes P2

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#### BillTre

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Another Example of Cartoon Physics:

#### sandy stone

In the interest of scientific accuracy, I must point out that flying fish definitely do fly, or at least glide for extended distances, as can be seen in any number of Youtube videos. Thank you, I feel better now.

#### Klystron

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Which drink is the most popular among astronauts?
That's easy. Any kid from the 1960's knows Astronauts prefer:
Tang!

But what do Cosmonauts drink?
Tang flavoured Vodka

#### Ibix

Schrodinger's Cat

#### DifferentialGalois

Why was Tesla marvelling at his greatness upon comparison with Carl Friedrich Gauss?
Because 1 Tesla = 10,000 Gauss.

#### DifferentialGalois

Why was Tesla superior to Wilhelm Weber?
Because every weber per square metre corresponded to a Tesla.

#### mfb

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Similarly: Fermat, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. It is Fermat's turn to search the others, he covers his eyes and starts counting. While Pascal runs away and hides, Newton takes some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.

Fermat finishes counting, opens his eyes and shouts "I found you Newton!"
Newton: "No, you found one Newton per square meter, you found Pascal!"

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#### Ibix

Shouldn't of a pumpkin cancel, though?

#### mfb

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Pumpkin is the identity.

#### Ibix

Pumpkin is the identity.
I'm just going to carve a large $I$ on my pumpkin this year.

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#### jack action

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If we cut a cake into 3 pieces, each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece.

If we multiply 0.333 times 3, we get 0.999.

So what happened to the 0.001?!

You will find it on the knife.

#### jack action

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When somebody order 1 Kig of onions:

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#### DennisN

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"I need more space" he says
"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask

#### fresh_42

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Scientists figured out that birthdays are extremely healthy. With a 3 sigma confidence they have shown that people with more birthdays tend to live longer.

#### Ibix

Scientists figured out that birthdays are extremely healthy. With a 3 sigma confidence they have shown that people with more birthdays tend to live longer.
Correlation does not imply causation.

#### mfb

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Scientists figured out that birthdays are extremely healthy. With a 3 sigma confidence they have shown that people with more birthdays tend to live longer.
Most of the outliers were born on February 29.