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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Bandersnatch said:
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I'm clueless. Is that Sanders? Something to do with taxes?
 
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He's turning into a laser cat.
 
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BillTre said:
He's turning into a laser cat.
and why is that funny?
 
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Laser cats are generally funny.
 
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phinds said:
and why is that funny?
I think the point is that the sums on the left are one of those funny series where the sum is zero for the first n terms, then suddenly it has a finite sum (somebody named them the last time this came up). Which is weird.
 
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Ibix said:
I think the point is that the sums on the left are one of those funny series where the sum is zero for the first n terms, then suddenly it has a finite sum (somebody named them the last time this came up). Which is weird.
fair enough. I think it would have been funnier if the last panel had been
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But clearly the intent was the same.
 
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BTW, this post has been reported as too political. Is anybody else offended by there being a political candidate in the meme? If so, we can deleted this sub-thread. Thanks.
 
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Political? I don't think it's making fun of Sanders is it?
 
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Ibix said:
I think the point is that the sums on the left are one of those funny series where the sum is zero for the first n terms, then suddenly it has a finite sum (somebody named them the last time this came up). Which is weird.
Ok. And the connection to Bernie Sanders?
 
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berkeman said:
BTW, this post has been reported as too political. Is anybody else offended by there being a political candidate in the meme? If so, we can deleted this sub-thread. Thanks.
Ibix said:
Political? I don't think it's making fun of Sanders is it?
It uses Senator Sanders's image in a cartoonish fashion. Disrespectful, perhaps. Political, doubtful.
 
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berkeman said:
BTW, this post has been reported as too political. Is anybody else offended by there being a political candidate in the meme? If so, we can deleted this sub-thread. Thanks.
I couldn't be offended if my life depended on it, I understand less about this than the thread on Ontology.
 
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Ibix said:
I think the point is that the sums on the left are one of those funny series where the sum is zero for the first n terms, then suddenly it has a finite sum (somebody named them the last time this came up). Which is weird.
I'd be interested in some sort of reference for the maths. By symmetry between n and m, that sum must be zero for any finite number, but some infinite sums can be set to different values depending on how you choose to group the terms, and this one looks like one of those.
 
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And to think viable presidential candidate Howard Dean resigned after a harmless late-night shout...

...was a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2004 presidential election where he campaigned as a long-shot candidate; his campaign suffered after negative reactions in the media to a hoarse "Yeah" that he shouted after enumerating states that he hoped to win...
 
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'A pint of Guinness please'

A tachyon walked into a bar.
 
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pinball1970 said:
'A pint of Guinness please'

A tachyon walked into a bar.
Wouldn't a tachyon order faster-than light beer?
 
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Klystron said:
Wouldn't a tachyon order faster-than light beer?
I need to watch my weight. I'll have a lighter than light beer please.
 
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Borg said:
I need to watch my weight. I'll have a lighter than light beer please.
Sorry, the neutrino at the end of the bar beat you to it...

Er, wait, let me check my notes...
 
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Jonathan Scott said:
I'd be interested in some sort of reference for the maths. By symmetry between n and m, that sum must be zero for any finite number, but some infinite sums can be set to different values depending on how you choose to group the terms, and this one looks like one of those.
Can't find the post I was thinking of and Google is proving unhelpful. The post was a set of summed series with one varying parameter, ##n##. When ##n## was less than fifteen (I think!) the sum was zero, but it was non zero for ##n\geq 15##. This was a picture captioned something like "this is why I have trust issues". Somebody provided a Wiki link, but I can't find it and I don't remember the name...
 
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berkeman said:
Sorry, the neutrino at the end of the bar beat you to it...

Er, wait, let me check my notes...
Sounds like a good name for a beer. Neutrino Light - it will pass right through you and you'll never know it.
 
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berkeman said:
BTW, this post has been reported as too political. Is anybody else offended by there being a political candidate in the meme? If so, we can deleted this sub-thread. Thanks.

Here is a politically-correct version of the meme in post #2653 :smile: :

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pinball1970 said:
Who is the guy? I'm British.
Jack is some hard rock crazy person. I'm not at liberty to disclose more personal information.
 
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Klystron said:
And to think viable presidential candidate Howard Dean resigned after a harmless late-night shout...
Seemed harsh, you would think a good "yeah or ye ha!" would go well in the states.
Us Brits are rather staid.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_McMahon

That's no excuse. I know because I just watch Fighting with My Family, so Brits know about wrestling. :wink:
Ok that explains it, I know a lot less about wrestling than I do about US politics which is not a lot.
All seven season of the West Wing did little to prepare me for their elections, rallies, debates etc.

EDIT: "their" Jack is of course Canadian.
 
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What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

Ouch! That’s mitosis.
 
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sorry if this is a repeat, but

Go to the O'Reilly auto parts website, and in the search box try "121G"

You're Welcome :biggrin:
 
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gmax137 said:
sorry if this is a repeat, but

Go to the O'Reilly auto parts website, and in the search box try "121G"

You're Welcome :biggrin:
But can you spot the typo there? :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
But can you spot the typo there? :wink:
1 point 21?
 
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I've worked out what the part is from the hints, but it doesn't seem to work for me. I just get no search results. Perhaps it's export restricted... 😭
 
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Ibix said:
I've worked out what the part is from the hints, but it doesn't seem to work for me. I just get no search results. Perhaps it's export restricted... 😭
I also couldn't get it via the search box, but google was more helpful:
https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor
 
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Overheard exchange on that other physics website.

Fresh Kid: "I don't want you answering my questions; I want a real physics teacher."

Retired Engineer: "You want a real physics teacher?"

Fresh Kid: "That's right. A real physics teacher with a pee-ache-dee."

R.E.: "A real physics teacher with a PhD?"

F.K.: Nodding his head affirmatively, "That's right!".

R.E.: "Kid, this site is lousy with physics teachers. You can't throw a rock without hitting one."

F.K.: Nodding his head more warily, "Throw a rock?".

R.E.: "That's right, Kid. And Kid, do me a favor?", wiping spittle from her lips, "Throw it hard!".

With thanks and apologies to the Coen brothers, original exchange from "Barton Fink".
 
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Helium is popular. People speak very highly of it.
 
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Ibix said:
Can't find the post I was thinking of and Google is proving unhelpful. The post was a set of summed series with one varying parameter, ##n##. When ##n## was less than fifteen (I think!) the sum was zero, but it was non zero for ##n\geq 15##. This was a picture captioned something like "this is why I have trust issues". Somebody provided a Wiki link, but I can't find it and I don't remember the name...
Borwein integral
pi/2 up to n=13, but then a tiny bit smaller for n=15.
 
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Borg said:
Sounds like a good name for a beer. Neutrino Light - it will pass right through you and you'll never know it.
Some Belgian beers pass right through you. Very little to do with physics though, more to do with the sediment if you have not decanted correctly.
 
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pinball1970 said:
Some Belgian beers pass right through you. Very little to do with physics though, more to do with the sediment if you have not decanted correctly.
:wink:
Even though gravitation might not have much to do with it, surely physics has a lot to do with the phenomenon anyway ##-## sedimentation and decantation and peristalsis are physical processes ##\dots##
 
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mfb said:
Borwein integral
pi/2 up to n=13, but then a tiny bit smaller for n=15.

sysprog said:
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Even though gravitation might not have much to do with it, surely physics has a lot to do with the phenomenon anyway ##-## sedimentation and decantation and peristalsis are physical processes ##\dots##
You can always boil everything down to physics. However to decant or not to decant is a colonic issue.
This is not QM, GR, stars galaxies or black ho
 
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mfb said:
Borwein integral
pi/2 up to n=13, but then a tiny bit smaller for n=15.
I got an alert on the jokes section.
Ibix said:
@Jonathan Scott - @mfb has filled in the blank in my memory.
Saw mfb/Ibix in the alert and knew it was going to be left field. Not even sure if its a joke!
 
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pinball1970 said:
You can always boil everything down to physics. However to decant or not to decant is a colonic issue.
This is not QM, GR, stars galaxies or black ho
Sure, everything involves physics, but more specifically, decanting includes e.g. how you pour out of a bottle to minimize the perturbation that mixes sediments in with what goes into the glass ##-## that involves fluid dynamics, surface tension, pour angle, etc..
 
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