Collection of Science Jokes P2

jack action

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.

Surprise, surprise, it was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory.

Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.
 

BillTre

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A good (world saving) reason to switch to liquor or wine!
 

fresh_42

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Beer contains CO2? We'd better drink it all before it contributes to climate change...
The original joke was sharper, but I was unsecure how much black humor is allowed on PF.
 

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That is Quite the Satire site, gotta love it! Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!
 

256bits

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(You will have to undo PF's family friendlyfication of the URL.)
Yeah
I tried XXX 'ng out the words "climate change. Didn't work.
Tried replacing the **** with *0*0*0 - which is really family lovey dovey friendly - didn't work either.

solution finale - brute force URL.
Nice video.
 

Ibix

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I wonder if electronic transactions could handle the 0.159... of a cent he's shorting them with that total?
 

Ibix

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Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.
Unfortunately it appears to have resulted in a multiplicative increase in sales from zero.

The cynic in me wonders how long it'll be before Hallmark (or whoever) start selling circular cards with a picture of a pie on them saying happy "pie" day...
 

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I'm going to petition for a holiday to commemorate the day Pi finally got its commemorative day.
 

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