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This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

  • #1,651
fresh_42 said:
[...] pole dance? Residue [...]
:oldruck:
 
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Brought to you by Leon County, Florida:

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phinds said:
Illustration of why questions need to be well formulated:
The River Avon near Bristol is a variant on Afon, the Welsh for "river". My geography teacher claimed this is probably due to a similar conversation between a Roman military map maker and some unimpressed local...
 
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Ibix said:
The River Avon near Bristol is a variant on Afon, the Welsh for "river". My geography teacher claimed this is probably due to a similar conversation between a Roman military map maker and some unimpressed local...
Not as bad as an entire country named "the village" :smile:
Wikipedia said:
The name of Canada has been in use since the founding of the French colony of Canada in the 16th century. The name originates from a Saint-Lawrence Iroquoian word kanata (or canada) for "settlement", "village", or "land".
 
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  • #1,659
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
My calculator says 8.000000008. And 8 X 123456790 = 987654320. (So, actually 8.000000008100000008)

And it's so much harder to memorize. :biggrin:
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
However, that removes the mathematical beauty of the formula.
Can't be right!:eek:
 
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Did you know that Meatloaf's girlfriend refused to do his taxes for him? Apparently she would do anything for love, but she won't do VAT.

Edit: meant to post that in Lame Jokes...
 
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BillTre said:
Can't be right!

That's the point. <sigh>
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
That's the point. <sigh>
Yeah, where you have to explain a joke ... <sigh>
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
8*123456790 = 987654321 :bugeye:
 
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The world of aquaculture has its own rules:

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If we send astronauts to the sun they will burn!

Don't worry, we will send them at night.
(These were speech bubbles on a photo of two prominent people.)
 
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It seems the ODE to joy only has local solutions. How unpleasant.
 
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M.A.S.H. does the Coronavirus:

 
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