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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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fresh_42 said:
[...] pole dance? Residue [...]
:oldruck:
 
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phinds said:
Illustration of why questions need to be well formulated:
The River Avon near Bristol is a variant on Afon, the Welsh for "river". My geography teacher claimed this is probably due to a similar conversation between a Roman military map maker and some unimpressed local...
 
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Ibix said:
The River Avon near Bristol is a variant on Afon, the Welsh for "river". My geography teacher claimed this is probably due to a similar conversation between a Roman military map maker and some unimpressed local...
Not as bad as an entire country named "the village" :smile:
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The name of Canada has been in use since the founding of the French colony of Canada in the 16th century. The name originates from a Saint-Lawrence Iroquoian word kanata (or canada) for "settlement", "village", or "land".
 
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If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
My calculator says 8.000000008. And 8 X 123456790 = 987654320. (So, actually 8.000000008100000008)

And it's so much harder to memorize. :biggrin:
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
However, that removes the mathematical beauty of the formula.
Can't be right!:eek:
 
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Did you know that Meatloaf's girlfriend refused to do his taxes for him? Apparently she would do anything for love, but she won't do VAT.

Edit: meant to post that in Lame Jokes...
 
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BillTre said:
Can't be right!

That's the point. <sigh>
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
That's the point. <sigh>
Yeah, where you have to explain a joke ... <sigh>
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
If you replace 123456789 with 123456790 it's exact.
8*123456790 = 987654321 :bugeye:
 
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The world of aquaculture has its own rules:

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If we send astronauts to the sun they will burn!

Don't worry, we will send them at night.
(These were speech bubbles on a photo of two prominent people.)
 
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It seems the ODE to joy only has local solutions. How unpleasant.
 
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M.A.S.H. does the Coronavirus:

 
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