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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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Wrichik Basu said:
I am unable to get this joke because I do not understand recursion and my mental call stack is only three entries deep.
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Seriously though, that's not recursion, is it? Shouldn't it be this*?

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* loop counter and exit condition left out for clarity
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Seriously though, that's not recursion, is it? Shouldn't it be this*?
You are showing the code of the recursive function. My picture shows the function call stack in memory.
 
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It's tail recursive, you can simplify it and get rid of the call stack.

Doing this might need some understanding of recursion, however, so let's start with the original diagram. Oh wait.
 
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A fun article on Uncyclopedia: Quantum Economics.

E.g. the Schrödinger section was hilarious.

Article said:
A thought experiment was proposed by Erwin Schrödinger: consider a cubicle in which there is no method for an employer to observe the employee contained therein (a so called black box cubicle). An employee is then placed in such a cubicle with access to a corporation's assets. While the actions of the employee are unmonitored, Schrödinger proposed that the employee existed both in a state of having embezzled and in a state of honest work. Only by way of a painful audit can the wavefunction of the employee's innocence collapse to a single classical economic state (a process called a cut collapse).
I have a feeling @Demystifier might enjoy this one. :smile:
 
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Grammarly didn't like the word curse, so it suggested some alternatives.

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Some of my favorites:

The whammy of dimensionality ...
The hex of dimensionality ...
The scourge of dimensionality ...
The nemesis of dimensionality ...
The condemnation of dimensionality ...
 
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I rather like the voodoo of dimensionality. You stick a pin in the fourth dimension and get a stabbing pain in the middle of next week.
 
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fresh_42 said:
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The continent where South Antarctica and Central Antarctica are the same place.
 
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DrGreg said:
The continent where South Antarctica and Central Antarctica are the same place.

Presumably, "The continent with 24 time zones." I never really thought about that before.

Not so fast! TIL, It's simpler, and more complicated than that:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Antarctica
 
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gmax137 said:
Presumably, "The continent with 24 time zones." I never really thought about that before.

Not so fast! TIL, It's simpler, and more complicated than that:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Antarctica
Psst, don't say it out loud, but you can travel backward in time over there.
 
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I think I've told this story before, but I once went to a lecture about boomerang physics by a guy whose official research involved travel to polar regions. He claimed to have the record for the longest ever boomerang flight at 24 hours and seventeen seconds, a trick he'd pulled by throwing the boomerang around the pole while stepping from one side of the date line to the other. He said the people at the Guiness Book of Records had stopped returning his calls...
 
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DrGreg said:
The continent where South Antarctica and Central Antarctica are the same place.
Note that the map is upside down.
 
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Jarvis323 said:
Grammarly didn't like the word curse, so it suggested some alternatives.

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Some of my favorites:

The whammy of dimensionality ...
The hex of dimensionality ...
The scourge of dimensionality ...
The nemesis of dimensionality ...
The condemnation of dimensionality ...

How about "the dirty word of dimensionality", courtesy Thesaurus.com?
 
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And another one who didn't pay attention in his physics class ...

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Entertaining... with the additional information that either the author or the lab manager is not aware of how a 'one-way mirror' works!
 
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This reminds me that in number theory the conductor is denoted by ##\mathfrak f##. The reason is that it was called the fuhrer as it is still in the fuhrerdiskriminantenproductformel. In the 1930's Germany it was considered inwise to talk in a incomprihansible language about the fuhrer, so it became the conductor.
 
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SO true of some of our newbies and one-timers
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Hm ... apparently several of us here, including me, seem to have misused this common phrase ...

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Here are a couple of clever t-shirts I found.
Guess which one reminds me of @davenn?

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God to his son:
"Hey Jesus, wanna see a cool reaction using quantum fluctuation?"
Less than a Planck second later:
"Oh damn, it says spontaneous reactions are not reversible".

bonus joke:
Electron says: "Hurry up we have no time!"
"Tell me about it"...said the Tau.
 
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I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe. :oldsmile:
 
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strangerep said:
I wonder if those kids will tell you that the plural of "butt" does not need an apostrophe. :oldsmile:
The way I see things heading - nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.
 
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scottdave said:
- nobody will be concerned with correct spelling in 20 years.
That long?
 
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I can not express how relieved I was when writing my thesis (in the 1980s) and I got a PC with a spell checker.
Now I don't have to worry about spelling things.
 
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BillTre said:
Eye can knot express how relieved eye was wen righting my thesis (in the 1980s) and eye got a PC with a spell chequer.
Now eye don't have to worry about spelling things.
Fixed that for you.
 
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Ostrich that ran into a fence.

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