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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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strangerep said:
But what is that lecturer doing?? Casting a spell?
Good question.

Is the lecturer?
  1. Casting a spell
  2. Practicing a ninja move
  3. Bringing in the horn section
  4. Ordering a large pepperoni pizza
 
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When people say that phylogeny (evolutionart history) is tree-like, this is the kind of tree I think of sometimes:

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I have a statistics joke but it's not significant
I have a fraction joke but 7/5 persons won't get it
I have a chemistry joke, but still in reaction
i have a biology joke, but it is not fully developed
I have a thermodynamics joke, but i'm out of energy
I have a tensor joke but it is not invariant

I'll get my coat......
 
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I have a joke about the shape of the earth, but it's flat.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Prove it.
I promised to do not.
 
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I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.
 
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high points of Artificial Intelligence history, past and future

Man evolves
Man worships sun god
Man perfects technology
Man creates AI
AI perfects itself
AI enslaves man
Solar flare destroys AI
Man worships sun god
and so it goes
 
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Ibix said:
I believed I was one of those people, but events have proved me wrong.

If it ever happens, I'm sure I will change my mind.
 
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I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
 
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How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
 
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
With or without that famous pot?
 
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fresh_42 said:
With or without that famous pot?
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Ibix said:
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.
(The energy of the rainbow over C2) x G
 
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I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
 
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Borg said:
I would think that he's going to a large Japanese restaurant with chopsticks like that.
Whale sushi!
 
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Ha!
The condiments would have had to have been flipped not rotated to reverse the handedness.
 
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ohwilleke said:
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Douglas Adams used effectively the same joke in 1978 at the beginning of one of the original radio episodes of The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy. The episode begins with a plot recap:

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
 
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jack action said:
That reminds me of the "What is physics?" Big Bang Theory episode:


I thought of that too! LOL!
 
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