Collection of Science Jokes P2

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

That study can't be right. If it would be right, it would be wrong.

 

[Vanadium 50]

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That's not an ostrich. It's a roadrunner.

 

[Ibix]

That's not an ostrich. It's a roadrunner.

Quick! Everyone look for a plank with knots in the form of a coyote!

 

[Tom.G]

Given:
<Image Contrast> ∝ <mass-of-critter> × <V²>
∴ V = Impressive

 

[davenn]

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

What's the mean of a distribution?
Just a moment!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Keith_McClary]

xkcd

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

More fat makes you more attractive. That's how gravity works.

 

[davenn]

Speaking of gravity ...

Ants are small but so dense they bend space-time.
This is known as anty-gravity.

 

[Ibix]

They're made of anty matter, too.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

You're a fish guy aren't you, @BillTre? For information, what is it actually and where does it live?

 

[BillTre]

I think its a Goliath Tigerfish.
Africa.
Saw it with my daughter on Jeremy Wade's show a few years ago.
Scariest fish I've ever seen.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Saw it with my daughter

Is your daughter OK?

 

[jbriggs444]

Saw it with my daughter

Are your daughter's teeth set for ripping or cross-cut? Or maybe chain saw?

 

[Bystander]

Saw it with my daughter on Jeremy Wade's show a few years ago.

J.W. prides/d himself on catch and release; don't believe he was ever able to land one of these without it fatally damaging itself. The ordinary tigerfish, yes, but not the goliath.

 

[Keith_McClary]

http://nautil.us/issue/88/love--sex/the-hard-problem-of-breakfast

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]