Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

 

[sysprog]

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[Demystifier]

 

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

I would think "go home" comes even earlier.

 

[BillTre]

Greta Thunburg's birthday shirt.
I like her sense of humor.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

We all laughed in psychology class at how dumb Pavlov's dog was.
Then the bell rang and we all went to lunch.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 04, 2021

Lettuce is their psycho niece(?).

 

[mfb]

Dihydrogen monoxide is the main component of acid rain and accidental inhalation causes many deaths, and yet it's completely unregulated. Companies add it to food everywhere with no oversight.
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

 

[DrClaude]

Dihydrogen monoxide is the main component of acid rain and accidental inhalation causes many deaths, and yet it's completely unregulated. Companies add it to food everywhere with no oversight.
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

How cares about acid rain anymore? More importantly, dihydrogen monoxide was found in all those who got covid-19!

 

[davenn]

I wonder what the value of this inductor is ??

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

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Pretty cool. I've used breadboards but this is my first encounter w/ a crackerboard.

 

[Vanadium 50]

this is my first encounter w/ a crackerboard

I believe it is what they call a breadboard.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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The problem is, that there is still a 'D' in the model for quite some time:

Vaccinating roundabout 4 billion people (twice) ...

 

[Keith_McClary]

SMBC

 

[Keith_McClary]

Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 10, 2021

 

[Ibix]

From Romesh Ranganathan: I'm very sorry to be leaving my post as maths teacher. I'm not sure why I was fired. I've always felt I was giving 110% effort.

 

[etotheipi]

From Romesh Ranganathan: I'm very sorry to be leaving my post as maths teacher. I'm not sure why I was fired. I've always felt I was giving 110% effort.

Maybe, it also had something to do with this...

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

Maybe, it also had something to do with this...

OMG, that killed me!

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[theycallmevirgo]

OK, so I'm not going through the whole thread to see if these have been posted yet, but these are my absolute favorites

THE AI KOANS (Basic familiarity with Rinzai Zen buddhism and AI research at MIT recommended but not required)

Some AI Koans

These are some of the funniest examples of a genre of jokes told at the MIT AI Lab about various noted hackers. The original koans were composed by Danny Hillis, who would later found Connection Machines, Inc. In reading these, it is at least useful to know that Minsky, Sussman, and Drescher are AI researchers of note, that Tom Knight was one of the Lisp machine's principal designers, and that David Moon wrote much of Lisp Machine Lisp.

Tom Knight and the Lisp Machine

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

Moon instructs a student
One day a student came to Moon and said: “I understand how to make a better garbage collector. We must keep a reference count of the pointers to each cons.”

Moon patiently told the student the following story:

“One day a student came to Moon and said: ‘I understand how to make a better garbage collector...

[Ed. note: Pure reference-count garbage collectors have problems with circular structures that point to themselves.]

Sussman attains enlightenment
In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.

“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky.

“I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied.

“Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky.

“I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.

Minsky then shut his eyes.

“Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.

“So that the room will be empty.”

At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Drescher and the toaster
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.

“I would like to give you this personality test”, said the outsider, “because I want you to be happy.”

Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: “I wish the toaster to be happy, too.”

[from The Jargon File]

 

[theycallmevirgo]

Age and IQ TEST
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Classy

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]