Collection of Science Jokes P2

  • Thread starter Thread starter Greg Bernhardt
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes Science
Click For Summary

Discussion Overview

This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Conceptual clarification
  • Debate/contested

Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a joke about a mathematician, a dog, and a cow, highlighting the humor in knot theory.
  • Another participant introduces a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in a romantic context.
  • Several jokes reference mathematical conventions, such as the use of epsilon in calculus, with some participants seeking clarification on the humor.
  • A joke about a communication between Americans and Canadians illustrates a humorous misunderstanding, with historical context provided by a participant.
  • Participants discuss the nature of jokes, including the structure of short jokes and the implications of scientific terminology in humor.
  • There are multiple jokes involving Heisenberg, with one participant noting the brevity of a specific version of the joke.
  • A humorous take on a scientific method is shared, with some participants expressing curiosity about the referenced group of scientists.
  • Another joke involves a metaphorical description of a woman's experience during childbirth, framed in scientific terms.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.

Physics news on Phys.org
  • #182
DennisN said:
Muon.gif


http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ad91d0dfe2be80b04f94f027b1f10e28?convert_to_webp=true

Lol, I like that one
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • #183
Rebeca said:
Lol, I like that one
Oh the apropos-ity.
yymnnsnze6qadarvsawldrcrqg2fn0o-large.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, mfb and DennisN
  • #184
DaveC426913 said:
Oh the apropos-ity.
apropos-ity / aproposity

not a word I was familiar with, had to google it ... but before that I could hint at the meaning :wink:Dave
 
  • #185
DaveC426913 said:
Ah, I figured it out.

I was assuming the X-axis was time. It's not.
It's more like productivity.
Now, if you look at vi, you can see that productivity remains near zero no matter how much knowledge you acquire about it, until you acquire 100%.
I interpreted the curve as the difficulty of learning the software as a function of time.
 
  • #186
Hercuflea said:
I interpreted the curve as the difficulty of learning the software as a function of time.
But if time is the X-axis, that means the difficulty of learning starts OhhhIseeitnow :rolleyes:
 
  • #187
davenn said:
apropos-ity / aproposity
Wait - there's really such a word?
Huh!
 
  • #190
f47do.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, cnh1995 and fresh_42
  • #191
mole.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, cnh1995 and davenn
  • #192
71e57150febb9e7f9818a5e1b6182e6a.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman and cnh1995
  • #193
Ok, the last one for today...
tumblr_mbra44xwVE1qcwnpzo1_500.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, Demystifier, krater and 4 others
  • #194
DennisN said:
Ok, the last one for today...
tumblr_mbra44xwVE1qcwnpzo1_500.jpg

You mean Alexey Pajitnov is simply the reincarnation of Dimitri Mendeleev ... sounds reasonable ...
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DennisN
  • #195
Just read:
"Engineer, a person who does precise guess work based on sketchy data supplied by people of questionable knowledge. (cp. magician, enchanter)"
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman and DennisN
  • #196
:smile:

miracle_cartoon.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Keith_McClary, Hawksteinman, OCR and 1 other person
  • #197
47f4540addf55ab156db44ed19a3b8dc.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, cnh1995 and collinsmark
  • #198
eba70ec513c9d0e2e87d50ff04d1e293.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, Hercuflea, collinsmark and 1 other person
  • #199
astrophysics.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, cnh1995, Imager and 1 other person
  • #200
xkcd.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Godot_, Hawksteinman, dkotschessaa and 1 other person
  • #201
9e4d194a6c955f0c17cb697e8c1d0da3.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, Demystifier, AlexCaledin and 1 other person
  • #202
And two more:

science-before-linear_accelerator-accelerating-accelerator-science_experiments-bstn331_low.jpg

92dimen.gif
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman and cnh1995
  • #203
47486229b82c403e56c506e9c4e40bb0aa98820f7dce4743850168803391fe6c_1.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Demystifier, CynicusRex, cnh1995 and 2 others
  • #204
1481896035762.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, Demystifier, CynicusRex and 5 others
  • #205
fourier.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman and DennisN
  • #206
Only mathematicians can call a group of $$808,017,424,794,512,875,886,459,904,961,710,757,005,754,368,000,000,000$$ elements simple.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, Demystifier and mfb
  • #209
This is naughty, but fun... :smile:

20110421.gif
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, Demystifier, Hoophy and 4 others
  • #210
9brKmtw.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Hawksteinman, davenn, Kevin McHugh and 2 others

Similar threads

  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
  • · Replies 14 ·
Replies
14
Views
3K
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K
  • · Replies 14 ·
Replies
14
Views
2K
Replies
11
Views
4K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
2K
Replies
14
Views
3K
  • · Replies 6 ·
Replies
6
Views
16K
  • · Replies 6 ·
Replies
6
Views
1K
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K