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The discussion revolves around a collection of science-related jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among forum members. A notable joke features a mathematician with a dog and a cow who are claimed to be knot theorists, leading to a playful exchange with a bartender. Other jokes include puns related to physics, such as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and light-hearted takes on mathematical concepts. The conversation also touches on the nature of humor in science, with members explaining the nuances of certain jokes, particularly those involving mathematical notation. Additionally, there are references to classic jokes that have circulated over the years, illustrating how humor can bridge complex scientific ideas with everyday life. Overall, the thread highlights the community's appreciation for clever wordplay and the joy of sharing science humor.
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A new policy for Physics Forums?
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DennisN said:
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This hits too close to home. I teach quantum mechanics but can't understand my university's accounting...
 
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  • #214
DrClaude said:
This hits too close to home. I teach quantum mechanics but can't understand my university's accounting...

My theory is... Yes you can. It's just...so..DULL.
 
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dkotschessaa said:
My theory is... Yes you can. It's just...so..DULL.
My theory is, that the capability is direct proportional to the distance to the next liquor store ...
 
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An oxygen atom walks into a bar and tells the barman "I think I have lost an electron"
The barman says "Are you sure?"
The oxygen atom says "Yes, I'm positive."
 
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  • #219
Cuius GUT demonstrationem mirabilem sane detexi hanc a PF regulis abhorrere et exiguitas non caperet.
(I have discovered a truly miraculous GUT, however PF rules and size of posts doesn't allow me a development here.)
 
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Posuerunt eam in arXiv.

(Put it on arXiv - assuming google translate did a good job)
 
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Wastrophysicist said:
http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
It's funny to see they have an explanation for every joke for people away from science. Anyway, it's fun.
One joke there was:

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a gin and tonic?" The bartender smiled wryly and replied, "For you, no charge."

Shouldn't it have been:
"If you hurry up, no charge."
 
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  • #223
The less you have from the more you lose.
 
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fresh_42 said:
The less you have from the more you lose.

so true !
 
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Can anyone vouch for this?
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dkotschessaa said:
Can anyone vouch for this?
Yes!
 
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Job interview for staff economist.
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dkotschessaa said:
Can anyone vouch for this?
I can vouch for that it is really funny!
 
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Why won't the sun go to college?

It already has millions of degrees.
 
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  • #236
Hullo

Not wanting to make a new thread for this silly endeavour, I'll ask here.

Say, if you wanted to come up with a cheeky cosmology-related science joke, what would it be? (I'm thinking, maybe, to put it on a t-shirt)

The best I can think of is: 'yo mama so fat, her curvature is indistinguishable from flat using current best measurement methods'

Any other ideas?
 
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Why won't the sun go to college?

It already is bright enough.
 
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  • #238
Bandersnatch said:
Hullo

Not wanting to make a new thread for this silly endeavour, I'll ask here.

Say, if you wanted to come up with a cheeky cosmology-related science joke, what would it be? (I'm thinking, maybe, to put it on a t-shirt)

If I wanted to come up with one, how would I know what it would be until I came up with it? :confused::confused:?:)?:)
 
  • #239
Grumble grumble. It made sense in my mind when I was writing it! And I was only slightly drunk at the time, too.
No, seriously, I need to learn conditionals, properly, one of these days. o:)
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Grumble grumble. It made sense in my mind when I was writing it! And I was only slightly drunk at the time, too.
No, seriously, I need to learn conditionals, properly, one of these days. o:)

Just don't drink and derive!
 
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