This thread features a collection of science-related jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes, primarily focusing on physics, mathematics, and engineering concepts. The discussion includes various types of jokes, some of which are derived from literature, while others are original contributions from participants.
Participants generally share jokes and humorous anecdotes without a clear consensus on any specific joke or concept. Some jokes prompt requests for clarification, indicating varying levels of understanding and appreciation for the humor presented.
Some jokes rely on specific scientific knowledge or conventions that may not be universally understood, leading to requests for explanations. The humor often hinges on wordplay and the intersection of scientific concepts with everyday situations.
Readers interested in science humor, particularly in physics and mathematics, may find this collection entertaining and thought-provoking.
So the alchemical trick for converting peanut butter into spaghetti is sugar?fresh_42 said:
The conversion of peanut butter to spaghetti is not an alchemical trick. Faithful Pastafarians know that It's the first miracle performed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, praised be his name. May he watch over us and shield us forever and ever, R'amen.jbriggs444 said:
No religion, please. This also includes Icelandic trolls and fairies.kuruman said:
Ah, but the Webb sees all !Borg said:You weren't supposed to see that.
What is it? I googled, V'ger, Deep thought and the probe from the voyage home.fresh_42 said:
A Borg cube.pinball1970 said:
Seems to be the Borg cube:pinball1970 said:
Oh.fresh_42 said:
That deserves some sort of mention. For geek factor at the very least.Klystron said:Klystron invited Magnetron to a party but lost track of time.
K: Sorry, Maggie. I'm Oh so late. Time just drifts.
M: No, K. I oscillate. You are just a big TWiT.
[Explanation for mathematicians: both devices are radio frequency oscillators. Klystrons, also called traveling wave tubes, utilize electron drift in 'bunches' while cavity magnetrons rely on cycloid rotation of electrons in transverse magnetic field... (@WWGD falls asleep).
BillTre said:
I wonder how he could possibly hear the telephone ring if outside noises are "eliminated".gmax137 said:
Its great I want one for the office.BillTre said:
Good catch, as they say in baseball. Gernsbach reputedly introduced his favorite writers, rocketmen, and tinkerers to the joyful bliss of hashish among other ethereal substances.Baluncore said: