Collection of Science Jokes P2

[jbriggs444]

Yes, maybe I should have asked: Given its diameter is 7 cm, 6cm its height, how much sugar will I have to put into it such that spaghettification makes it 2 cm higher?

So the alchemical trick for converting peanut butter into spaghetti is sugar?

 

[kuruman]

So the alchemical trick for converting peanut butter into spaghetti is sugar?

The conversion of peanut butter to spaghetti is not an alchemical trick. Faithful Pastafarians know that It's the first miracle performed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, praised be his name. May he watch over us and shield us forever and ever, R'amen.

By Niklas Jansson - Android Arts, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=48906232

 

[fresh_42]

The conversion of peanut butter to spaghetti is not an alchemical trick. Faithful Pastafarians know that It's the first miracle performed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, praised be his name. May he watch over us and shield us forever and ever, R'amen.

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By Niklas Jansson - Android Arts, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=48906232

No religion, please. This also includes Icelandic trolls and fairies.

 

[phinds]

 

[kuruman]

"grain pulvérisé et champignon de fermentation calorifié sur une source de chaleur à particules chargées"

would be $~\dots$

Spoiler

French toast. (According to Googletranslate)

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

You weren't supposed to see that.

 

[phinds]

You weren't supposed to see that.

Ah, but the Webb sees all !

 

[pinball1970]

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What is it? I googled, V'ger, Deep thought and the probe from the voyage home.
If it's Star Wars I won't know it besides the death Star, i think that was a sphere.

 

[fresh_42]

What is it?

A Borg cube.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

What is it? I googled, V'ger, Deep thought and the probe from the voyage home.
If it's Star Wars I won't know it besides the death Star, i think that was a sphere.

Seems to be the Borg cube:



It's a kilometre-wide spaceship. It flies, shoots, has a lot of robots in it.

(I, too, googled this)

 

[gmax137]

Resistance is futile...

 

[Bystander]

A Borg cube.

Oh.

 

[jack action]

 

[Baluncore]

This reminds me that; all the really big mistakes we make in life, are made in the very short period between the first and second childhoods.

 

[Klystron]

Klystron invited Magnetron to a party but lost track of time.

K: Sorry, Maggie. I'm Oh so late. Time just drifts.

M: No, K. I oscillate. You are just a big TWiT.

[Explanation for mathematicians: both devices are radio frequency oscillators. Klystrons, also called traveling wave tubes, utilize electron drift in 'bunches' while cavity magnetrons rely on cycloid rotation of electrons in transverse magnetic field... (@WWGD falls asleep).

 

[pinball1970]

Klystron invited Magnetron to a party but lost track of time.

K: Sorry, Maggie. I'm Oh so late. Time just drifts.

M: No, K. I oscillate. You are just a big TWiT.

[Explanation for mathematicians: both devices are radio frequency oscillators. Klystrons, also called traveling wave tubes, utilize electron drift in 'bunches' while cavity magnetrons rely on cycloid rotation of electrons in transverse magnetic field... (@WWGD falls asleep).

That deserves some sort of mention. For geek factor at the very least.

 

[BillTre]

I like the "with ease" part.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[gmax137]

I like the "with ease" part.

Look at the telephone, when was this, ~1910? Now you know where Buck Henry got the idea for his Cone of Silence.

 

[kuruman]

Look at the telephone, when was this, ~1910? Now you know where Buck Henry got the idea for his Cone of Silence.

I wonder how he could possibly hear the telephone ring if outside noises are "eliminated".

 

[Baluncore]

More info on the anti-distraction helmet, invented in 1925, here...
https://www.boredpanda.com/anti-dis...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

 

[pinball1970]

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I like the "with ease" part.

Its great I want one for the office.

 

[Klystron]

More info on the anti-distraction helmet, invented in 1925, here...
https://www.boredpanda.com/anti-dis...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Good catch, as they say in baseball. Gernsbach reputedly introduced his favorite writers, rocketmen, and tinkerers to the joyful bliss of hashish among other ethereal substances.

 

[kuruman]

 

[Jodo]

A machinist buys a used ferris wheel off eBay. He is in the process of disassembling the wheel. For every part he takes off, he then machines a duplicate part from aluminum.
A friend comes along and asks what he is doing.
He replies once finished he will have both a "ferris wheel" and a "non-ferrous wheel".

 

[Jodo]

 

[Jodo]